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Hey Oscars producers, if you have time for a lengthy Bridesmaids bit and dumb filler presenter intros, you have time to let the winners give their thanks. It’s the best part of the show. Cutting off the mic after one person speaks (esp that Golden speech) is so, so cold. #oscars

Cutting the music on while he’s talking is SO DISRESPECTFUL WTF #theoscars

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Whenever I have a bad week I think about this exchange from The Muppets (ABC), which is also one of its best moments encapsulating Kermit in four lines:

A PRODUCTION. A HISTORY LESSON. A STORYLINE. A LADY GAGA. A PERFORMANCEEEE!!! LETS GO TREACHEROUS RABBIT!!!

all the super bowl ads being for ai, surveillance technologies, glp-1, scientology, gambling… the golden era of super bowl ads is kinda over

I’m aligned with Law Roach on this, if it’s a no now, it’s a no forever. Don’t circle back when my growth becomes undeniable.

their house. it always ends at their house.

if your mama & my mama grew up as friends.... WE COUSINS

Phastos was a darkskin fat gay superhero on the big screen, married to a brown Muslim man, and they had a black son. We ain't ever getting that type of lovely rep ever again.

My former colleague @morganelhopkins is one of the sharpest talents I’ve encountered in my career. Absolutely a joy to work alongside, and certainly one to watch in the months ahead. Welcome to Georgia, Morgan! 🍑 #gapol

Reporter: VP Vance called the court order absurd. Shapiro: He rose to some prominence by writing a book about growing up in Appalachia, where there are a whole lot of people who get SNAP. He made millions of dollars off telling their stories, and then he turned his damn back on

Biggest winner tonight is Jon Ossoff.

i would rather read an amateurish essay, or news piece, or PR fluff statement, than another sentence like 𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓓𝓲𝓮𝓽 𝓒𝓸𝓴𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 — 𝓲𝓽'𝓼 *𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽*, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓲𝓽 𝓱𝓪𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓸 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝔀𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴.

A Christian Case Against LGBTQ Change Efforts. Read more about The Good Fruit Project at the link below! https://t.co/pwI4UOgvsn

the last of… for Assata Shakur

So here’s the thing…