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Quick Laugh Productions is here to offer you a quick laugh in a world filled with murder and racism and starvation and stealing and mistreated animals. :.(

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Ronnie
4 years
It's been a while since I last tweeted. Did Trump beat Jeb Bush?.
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Ronnie
5 years
Who likes towels? Me too! I think they're necessary. Bye.
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Ronnie
7 years
My crowdfunding campaign only raised $165. There will be no, "Pretty Woman 2". #RichardGere #JuliaRoberts #prettywoman.
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Ronnie
10 years
I like to do my grocery shopping at Walgreens. Their bananas (between the cigarettes and batteries) look edible as hell!.
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Ronnie
10 years
Here is the result from my latest soulmate scan!: your soulmate likes kitties.
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Ronnie
10 years
Plugins For Construct2 Powered By Cordova http://t.co/M1IZLg9tWF.
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Ronnie
10 years
Here is the result from my latest soulmate scan!: your soulmate's hair is full and lush.
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Ronnie
10 years
I get uncomfortable watching the courtship of ducks. It doesn't look consensual. #TakeBackTheNight.
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10 years
I went to this fight club at a senior center. Turned out to be a "fit" club offering water aerobics. So, I started some shit with Gertrude.
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10 years
#LesserKnownArtists Shooter McGavin, obviously! "Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.".
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Ronnie
10 years
#HarrisonFord Get better, Luke!!!!!.
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Ronnie
10 years
A hawk is obviously going to go for your eyes, so you better crack its wings sooner than later. #Hawkfight #Survivor #lifeanddeath.
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Ronnie
11 years
If you can pickle pig feet, you can pickle hamster feet. It's only common sense.
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Ronnie
11 years
I don't even mind being a 40 year-old white male watching #FreshOffTheBoat.
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Ronnie
11 years
It's so cold out that I had to spray de-icer into my urethra this morning. #coldweather #Wisconsin.
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Ronnie
11 years
We don't get channel 4 here. Can u mail a VHS tape? I'm in North Korea. @robdelaney @michaelianblack @RealSharHorgan @Channel4.
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Ronnie
11 years
Download a "fart sound making" app and bring it with you to your next confession and see if the priest asks you to leave.
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Ronnie
11 years
Pitbull is hosting the American Music Awards. So, two reasons to die. #Pitbull #AMAs.
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Ronnie
11 years
Do you like watching squirrels fight over my nuts too? #asksiena.
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Ronnie
11 years
Even chilled urine doesn't taste like lemonade. #drinking.
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