Q Ø N D I
@qondi_ze
Followers
12,424
Following
11,128
Media
4,564
Statuses
32,333
Mkhandi weNsimbi | Misunderstood Virgo | @KaizerChiefs | @LFC | @AmaZuluFootball
Durban, Kingdom of Zululand
Joined July 2009
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
FREENBECKY AT 9ENT
• 919073 Tweets
#WeAreSeriesEP11
• 604347 Tweets
#BTS11thAnniversary
• 476198 Tweets
#11YearsWithBTS
• 289202 Tweets
Namorados
• 245704 Tweets
PondPhuwin WeAre EP11
• 202570 Tweets
Jerry West
• 95077 Tweets
$COOKIE
• 84811 Tweets
WE DID IT BABY
• 73646 Tweets
The Logo
• 68182 Tweets
DIVINE PERFECTION SUNG HANBIN
• 66852 Tweets
ライエモ
• 63328 Tweets
SB19 Takes FashionAndFood
• 63218 Tweets
#INI_3rd_anniversary
• 52591 Tweets
Happy 11th
• 48603 Tweets
#祝INI結成3周年_セカイニ向かって
• 48007 Tweets
Jamundí
• 30953 Tweets
マダックス
• 30848 Tweets
筑波大学
• 23539 Tweets
RIP Logo
• 19322 Tweets
Mancuso
• 18547 Tweets
正門くん
• 16089 Tweets
ジャイキリ
• 15166 Tweets
リーグ戦
• 15067 Tweets
ホットドッグ
• 13416 Tweets
INIちゃん
• 13023 Tweets
アサガオ
• 12314 Tweets
Happy Festa
• 11980 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
Don't force communication in a relationship. If your partner is silent, come to me. I love you, uyezwa?
101
483
3K
Sex partner is better
than wasting 5 years le moloi
Wa skelema sa mpya ya sfebe sa Lemenemene LA satan
719
981
5K
I only go to church when I'm in KZN, uJesu waseGoli angimthembi 😏
174
658
5K
Kanti labantu abadubula oPresident kuma Movie abayazi yini iSouth Africa 🙄
108
927
5K
If Satan could humble herself and apologize, do you think God would forgive her?
574
547
3K
Kunzima Emjolweni Kumanje Ngishutha Amasende Ayafuneka EGOLI. 😫
294
388
3K
Venda word for "parents" doesn't sit well wit me 😂
Xhosa word for "bribe" doesn't sit well with me 😂🤦♂️🤦♂️
469
663
6K
189
397
3K
My nephew is dom shame, even when I helped him with his homework he still gets zero or 1 😫
191
222
2K
Stella is not really my favourite but when I am really thirsty, yonke insipho iyawasha.
136
100
2K
Kanti don't we wear school uniforms on the 16th (today)? People are looking at me like I'm an alien 😐
71
101
1K
Can't China manufacturer counterfeit bev? Sbwl Zeineken or Flying Kick ka R10 per ngudu 💃
60
168
1K
There's this Doctor who posts disgusting things here on Twitter, I told my granny about him. She said "Consider it done Mzukulu wami" 🤭😂
68
59
750
Apparently that woman who says "One minute remaining" during the call has passed on, may her Voice Rest In Peace 💐
48
82
718
@Thabza_sbanyoni
Not four hyenas attacking my shelter and eating my last chicken 😭. If one American can send me U$D1000 I will have dinner tonight, ngidakwe ngize nginye, imagine going to bed without food 🥺. Ngaze ngoma, please help 😭
18
59
662
@TerryVitamin
@MatsileMohau
Rather take a cellphone contract, retail shops will milk you dry usathi uyahlanganisa
16
11
601
Before you complain ukuthi bayakudlela kanti what is a relationship in isiZulu?
50
58
392
@CarolMotolo
I sense too much respect for one another la otherwise ngabe kade nabuyelana 😂
Manje no one wants to say it first
7
2
374
@nedu335
@AfricaFactsZone
...this is also your food right? 😂. Don't act smart, take pride on your grass smoothies, stew or whatever you call it 😂😂😂.
26
14
316
27
8
305
@KagisoBishop1
@MusaKhawula
"I think u shud just stick to the look we see on ur AVi.
Cos here u look clean Nyaope boy with that hair"
3
1
271
@Afrikanwolf
@SirDavid_Dashe
I was on a mission to save R5's kuya phezulu, manje abathakathi baningi abafuni ukungibona ngiphumelela 🤣
20
1
266
English: Bread
Sotho: Borotho
Zulus: Eseng Kwa
I wonder bare kae🤦🚮
29
61
222
If only people are able to mind their business, I'd really buy that yellow Carvela I saw at PEP 🥺🥺
31
26
202
This December I will be carrying wipes at the groove, waphapha I wipe off your make-up so that everyone will see that you actually look like your grandfather
18
23
187
@Michael_Bucwa
@MrHandsome_ZA
@KellyKhumaloZA
Mr SMEG was a very good man, we will always miss him 😢
9
3
162
@NgwanaMopedi1
My cousin is asking ukuthi i3sum iyenziwa yini... Oh and he would like to know if bazoba khona ogirl abana foti seveni kuya le
12
4
168
@ThabangMaliba_
@okayatli
It's 'uyakhuluma or for me' 😂
Thing is I understand when a Sotho/Tswana/Pedi speaks, problem is responding back. When I try, I mix the words from all these three languages.
4
3
155
@RealMrumaDrive
They are busy posting and sharing here. I just saw a tweet ethi "Comment and share this post to 10 friends if you ignore Satan will visit you" ayivulwe iVallge 😩😭😭
21
8
151
8
0
145
@Nonhlanhla_12
@MakaLino_S
This reminds me of primary school teachers mabefuna umgosi wakini.. bethi "Talk to us, we are like your parents here and we won't judge " 😂
5
2
147
@OlwethuNdaba6
NgeHeritage day bathi no thanks. My manager eats tripe but she said she prefers oluphekwe uyena, doti muni loyo
4
2
130
@banshee_rh
It was hard my sister since I glued the lid. I never trusted myself from the word go 🤣🤣🤣
16
0
130
@CozminoNtsomi
Anele amagama owashilo, we know uthetha ngobani. 2020 was really a gap year 🤣
4
4
121
Umuntu akufakele R100 and then akubuze "Did you get the funds I sent you?" Kanti yini ama funds Jizas
19
22
114
@loveric3000
If that's you on the avi my G hhayi ngigeza izandla 😂. I saw you on Portuguese Xvideos
10
6
111