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Recently found out that OSU's mascot is named Benny bc the first dude to ever dress up in the costume was named Kenny, and he got drunk with his friends & they thought it would be funny to call him Benny when he wore it
If that isn't the most Corvallis thing you've ever heard...
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Eric Collins’ complete refusal to get excited about anything Miles Bridges does on the basketball court only makes me love him more
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@holycowitsthao
there are so many steps required in opening / attending this...so many chances to realize it's a very bad idea
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Kelly Oubre is a hilarious player. Most nights he's fine, occasionally he's bad, and twice a month he's the best shooter in the NBA and will make a 3 every time he touches the ball regardless of defense
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@Three_Cone
don’t worry we have a master plan 😈 (go 39-43 every year until the sun explodes)
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there is simply no scarier sight for a western conference play-in team than JT Thor and Svi Mykhailiuk
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It's fine Mason Plumlee will hold him to 66 points and 41 rebounds
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the closer we get to January 6th, the more powerful Gordon Hayward becomes
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@blazerbanter
NBA fans when a young team is playing well and also has tradeable assets on its roster for longer than 9 seconds: something must change.
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2 prom tickets cost the same amount as 60 chicken sandwiches is it even a debate
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is it sad that my team’s best playoff moment of the past 20 years came in game 5 of a series they lost? yep
was I still screaming and doing cartwheels when (hornets legend) Courtney Lee hit this shot? of course
With the playoffs starting this weekend, what’s your all time favorite playoff moment?
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If anyone was wondering what
@Tucker_Munson
,
@Johnschmitz25
,
@mitchstauffer
and I did for our Senior Project.
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might as well trade Richaun Holmes to Charlotte while no one is paying attention
@SacramentoKings
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All respect to Woodburn, that was one of the hardest fought games I've ever been in... 👏👏
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what is Joe biden's plan to make James borrego stop playing the Martin twins
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Have you ever masterbated to the beat of a dubstep song?
don't ever do it I almost tore my pp off
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Took almost 2 years but ya boy is finally licensed who's tryna hop up in this mini van we goin 0-60 in 12 seconds it's fuckin lit
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ICYMI: I had the pleasure of interviewing
@MirinFader
, one of the most talented people working in sportswriting, for
@EnjoyBBall
! we talked about her biography on Giannis, how reading a lot of fiction can help writers of all kinds, and so so much more ⬇️
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HS teachers can be mentors for kids going thru tough times, or role models for students who don't have many positive figures in their lives.
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Raury just put on one of the best performances I've ever seen.... Wow 😨😨😍😍
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@WorldWideWob
we've never won a 7 game playoff series.
I don't mean we've never won a series "in 7 games".
I mean THE LAST TIME WE WON A PLAYOFF SERIES THE FIRST ROUND WAS BEST OF 5.
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THE FAKES🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮GET LEFT⬅⬅⬅ IN 2014 🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅NEW YEAR💯💯💯💯💯💯NEW ME🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥REAL PEOPLE👷💁💂👯👳👲👱👼🎅👸👰ONLY!!!!😡😡😡😡😡BUT WE STILL GOT😏😏😏NO CHIL FAM💯💯💯💯💯
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IS THIS SATIRE
Portland Police Bureau is aware federal law enforcement have deployed CS gas in the area of the Federal Courthouse. Avoid the area for safety.
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I WILL NOT LET MY DAILY MOOD BE DICTATED BY THE RESULTS OF CHARLOTTE HORNETS GAMES THIS SEASON I WILL NOT LET MY DAILY MOOD BE DICTATED BY THE RESULTS OF CHARLOTTE HORNETS GAMES THIS SEASON I WILL NOT LET MY DAILY MOOD BE DICTATED BY THE RESULTS OF CHARLOTTE HORNETS GAMES THIS SE
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another content update: I am joining the great team at
@SwarmnSting
as a contributor! keep your eyes peeled in the very near future for some nuclear hot Hornets takes 👀
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i sincerely apologize to the girls in goodwill for my mother attempting to grab you with a toy claw because she thought i should talk to you 😖😖
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#TypesOfRelationships
There are two types of relationships. There's the type that I'm in...... And then there's real ones.
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me on sunday after the hornets lost their 5th game in a row, pushing them to 10th place in the East: i am out. this franchise has done nothing to make me happy in 17 years. they don't care about me, and I am done caring about them
me today, preparing for the play-in tournament:
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Browns over .500 let's FUCKING PARTY, it's not often that the 1 PM Sunday beer is in celebration but we did it folks!!
#Woofcheck
shout out
@North_Korean_BB
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Well folks, looks we are faced with the classic U.S politics conundrum yet again: which homophobic war criminal rapist with dementia do we vote for to lead our country?
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Surprised my Dad with tickets to the game in Denver this weekend as an early birthday present. Our first
#Browns
game in over 10 years—let’s get ROWDY!
#DawgCheck
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EXTREMELY IMPORTANT STAT:
tonight, the Hornets beat the 76ers after losing to them 16 times in a row, 42 years to the DAY after tennis player Vitus Gerulaitis said "no one beats Vitus Gerulaitis 17 times in a row" when he finally beat Jimmy Connors.
Truly incredible.
#allfly
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they let me write about the play-in tournament over at
@NBA
for
@EnjoyBBall
yes, that sentence sounds just as wild to me as it does to you. run it 🆙
East:
West:
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@TheGingerSide
@galloway_brody
@thepricepoint1
@SLAMonline
@hornets
There are about 7 of us left anyway so you're good
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Nothing but respect for Hood River, great game against a great team. Tough to end this way but it was an amazing season.
#RollVille
💜
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You fuckin suck, dude
Life is winning in America. Today's
@March_for_Life
is a celebration of the progress that we have made in the cause.
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when you still can't go to concert halls you just have to improvise, thank you
@elucidwho
@BackwoodzHipHop
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HEY BEAUTIES:
I'm starting a project where I recap the best games/stories/highlights from the week(ish) prior... or just rant about basketball, or maybe tell you a story?
I hope to create something unique and engaging.
check out volume 1 of BREAK THE PRESS right this instant:
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Well OSU beat ASU who beat USC who beat Arizona who beat Oregon so all I'm saying is the Beavers should have been in the Natty instead 💯💯
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SEEMS LIKE THIS SHOULD BE A PRETTY BIG DEAL ?? MAYBE??
FBI enlisted Proud Boys leader to inform on antifa, lawyer says
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It's pretty obvious that Zion's number one concern is finishing his Creative Writing degree, so taking him out of North Carolina and far away from Duke would just prove that the NBA does not care about the higher education of their young stars
#ZionToCHA
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17 vs 23... not sure what happened. teenage me was way cooler if we're being honest
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as this draft cycle ends, i MUST shoutout some creators who produce phenomenal draft content that makes me feel much smarter than I am.
@HoopIntelllect
,
@C2_Cooper
&
@MG_Schindler
,
@BaumBoards
and everyone at
@NoCeilingsNBA
put in some serious work. you're all damn good at this
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Got a lot of love for my WL people but y'all are taking stuff toooo far 😒😒
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Uhhhhh where they @ tho 😞
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SOCCER DOUBLEHEADER AT WILSONVILLE TOMORROW, GIRLS AT 5 & BOYS AT 7, WAKA FLOCKA LIVE PERFORMANCE IN BETWEEN GAMES IT'S LIT BE THERE 🍴🔥💦😨💯
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Y'all salty lol
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think i am gonna start a podcast about hockey. i do not know anything about hockey but that is part of the fun. we'll learn as we go, folks
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i'm really enjoying the thought of fans in Oregon drunkenly celebrating a victory by... Getting a pizza you have to take home and bake yourself
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Damn it's crazy how every song on Channel Orange is the best song ever made
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I'm about to be the greatest fan in High School Football history tomorrow night 💯💯🔥🔥💦💦
#RollVille
#BeThere
#SchoolSpirit
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Would you rather be a rock with person thoughts or a person with rock thoughts
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THE
@woodybanx
PACK HAS LANDED.
Look at the materials & attention to deatil on the tote. Look at the stickers. Look at the trading cards.
HE'S THE BEST DOING IT RIGHT NOW, DEBATE SOMEONE ELSE 🥵
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LIFE UPDATE: I moved to Philadelphia. does anybody want to hang out
CONTENT UPDATE: launched a website! my first blog series will follow my journey to becoming a REAL Philly sports fan. part 1 is live now! i will send you a surprise gif if you read it
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let MAVI run the hornets 2022
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Live without pretending, love without depending, listen without defending, speak without offending...
http://t.co/YKhJo4eoHC
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FROM RICE TIME!!!!!!!!!
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FROM DEEEEPP IN THE HEART OF WILSONVILLE!!!
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pusha t: drops his 163rd song about selling drugs over an old soul sample and piano keys
me: this is the greatest song ever made
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