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You have to be a special kind of moron to have a daughter and still support BJP.
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Who called it Central Vista and not Inferiority Complex?
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Is it just me, or are Pat Cummins and Jay Shah doppelgängers?
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Still trying to absorb the fact that this Indian fellow tried to keep out a hijab-wearing lady in a Middle Eastern country from eating at his restaurant.
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Do the people of Israel know how much Sanghis who support them revere Mein Kampf and H*tler?
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“Ma’am, why are you celebrating Navratri?”
“Nun of your business!”
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I bet Iranian cinema can never produce something like this
India makes the best films in the world - Rani Mukerji
Do you agree?
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Indians are like that frog being slowly boiled, but many won’t speak up because the vessel is made of Caste Iron.
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Haldiram wrote something in French for those who got offended by the Arabic labels:
“L’aude”
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That 4-month old will use that money to start a dating app called HUMBLE
Narayana Murthy gifts Infosys shares worth Rs 240 crore to 4-month-old grandson
Read here:
#Infosys
#Narayanamurthy
#Shares
#ITCard
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If you’re in the US, please write to your Senator or Congressional representative to bring the ongoing human rights violations in Karnataka to their attention.
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GF’s father works in RAW.
Touched his feet and said, “SPy Laagu”
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An*nd M*hindra is the type of person who’d take up American citizenship, and then brag about his US passport being printed in India
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I do feel ashamed listening to her speak. There are centuries of oppression beneath her anger.
English subtitles, School girl from Gangavathi in Koppal district is heard lashing out at the seers for attempting to deny nutritious food to poor children. Seers belonging to Lingayat & the Brahmin community opposed the move to provide eggs to students along with mid day meals.
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After working in the US for more than a decade, living in 4 states, 5 cities and saving a lot of a money, glad that I’m now finally able to afford this BMW Motorsport cap.
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You can be a rich engineer in the Bay Area with a high-paying job, a nice house and a luxurious car, but if the you think that the Supreme Court Ayodhya verdict was fair, then your ‘education’ is lacking.
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“Indian Passport office doesn’t accept passport as a valid proof of ID”
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Showed my Indian passport at Dallas airport.
Upon seeing my passport, US Customs officer apologized profusely for using “chai tea” and “naan bread”.
He’s agreed to watch all the Golmaal and Humshakal movies as penance for his transgressions.
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Based on my 10+ years in the US, I’m unhappy to report that casteism hasn’t reduced among NRIs. Nor has the tendency to control every aspect of their American-born kids’ lives.
I hope that caste discrimination too becomes illegal here, like that of sexual orientation, gender etc
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Dua Lipa won't be performing at the 2023 World Cup Final.
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As opposed to Indian system where your Aai talks to other people’s Aai and recommend best matches for you to meet
Bumble founder Whitney Wolfe Herd says the future of dating is having your AI date other people's AI and recommend the best matches for you to meet
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Indian government's unwillingness to authorize Pfizer, Moderna and J&J for use in India is criminal.
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Singapore ka, Canada ka, Australia ka, har ek des ka PM statement retract karwayega tera Jaishankar
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“Caste didn’t exist among Hindus, the Portuguese brought it”
Ah, yes! Caste - That famous import by Vasco da Endo Gama
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She fell I love with a cricketer but he had no sense of boundaries.
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“Ranveer slapped with lawsuit over racy photos - will be fight back, or will be turn the other Cheek?”
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Dr Eric brings attention to a very important issue that’s often ignored in the western media - role of caste in the pandemic
Overlooked—India’s overworked and underpaid crematorium workers, who often face caste-based discrimination as Dalits, are the invisible warriors of India’s
#COVID19
crisis. The poorly paid & underappreciated undertakers in the overflowing crematoriums.🧵
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@DiscourseDancer
@inaquietraj
I’ve always wanted to break a coconut on a brand-new electron microscope.
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If you’re an atheist in a desi Hindu family, it’s necessary to out yourself every major festival, otherwise they forget and expect you to go to the temple.
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No, Smriti Irani, that’s not the Bar that you’re supposed to raise
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GF gave me vegan omelette instead of one made with egg.
Achcha Cheela diya tune mere Pyaar ka…
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Desi parents brainwash you so much that even when you rebel for a legit reason, you feel like you’re doing something wrong.
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@harshmadhusudan
Maybe ask the vegetarian in Bangalore if they’re ok eating from a plate that was previously used to eat meat.
Go ahead! Do it!
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New Shivamogga airport looks less like a lotus and more like a vagina
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Went to this costume outlet in Bangalore and asked whether they stocked Gothic fashion
I was told, “Goth illa”
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How long will Indians allow Lotus to make a Phool out of them?
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India is going to need a *lot* of mental health professionals in the coming decades.
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People outraging over random food opinions? Dosa the people you avoid.
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Didn't want to jinx it, so I waited to announce this. Yours truly going to be a homeowner soon. 😁
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Mahabharata- also known as “How I Bet your Mother”
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Germans who eat a carb-heavy breakfast - do they greet you with “Gluten Morgen”?
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An ex-colleague tells me about this IT firm that has a notice period of 90 days?!
Really? 90 DAYS?!
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Had India been ruled by French instead of British, Savarkar would have written Merci Petitions.
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I’m translating Govinda songs into French. Do you know why?
Meri Merci
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North India is diverse. North India is not a monolith when it comes to language.
Apart from Hindi, there is also Maithili, Bhojpuri, Brij Bhasha, Awadhi...
These smaller languages also suffer because of Hindi imposition.
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Who called it Heredity and not Genome-Genome ka Rishta?
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The PR firms that help Modi government survive - any way to hold them accountable?
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Many Indian families are more likely to act with urgency when they find their teenage daughter s*xting than finding out that she’s getting abused by a family member.
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Can’t afford gold jewelry so I bought 24 carrots instead.
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Desis who secretly sneak eggs into their household are Anda-cover agents.
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Don’t call them Ophtalmology Students.
Call them Pupils.
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@Cow__Momma
Mughals attacked Ozone Layer in 4th Battle of Panipat. History books won’t tell you this.
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If Shakespeare was my uncle, I’d respectfully call him Thou Ji
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Must start a magazine by people who don’t really know fashion, call it VAGUE
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Yours truly survived a round of layoffs at the workplace 🥲
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Unhappy marriages affect adult children too. Just saying…
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Here sir. Have some bhindi.
Really can't understand a festive ad for navarathri and diwali without a bhindi ? Are brands too trying to be secular and thereby missing out on the majority community?
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I’ve lost almost all male friends over the years. Many were toxic, some just drifted apart, but what was almost universally lacking is the willingness or ability to talk about feelings.
Plus the tendency to pull others down with the increasing size of the male group…too much.
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Going to cook some mutton curry today and when Monday rolls around, I’ll have the Gosht of Christmas Past…
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Rupee must touch 100, or else it’s parents will scold it. How will Rupee get into a good college and a good job with just 78.8?
Rupee must try harder next time.
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Alexander came to India, because back then our borders were much more Porus.
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Yeh vegetarian log itne khoon ke pyaase kyun hai re?
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@meshramnitin_
You paid for a blue tick and are tweeting in English.
“Nothing Indian about Deepika”🤡🤡🤡
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People who criticize your Embroidery are just Knit-picking.
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Yeh ameer log alag level ke chaman chomu ❤️de hain.
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Celebrities whose names are very close to food.
I’ll go first - Archana Puran Poli
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Someone who’s read 3 vedas is a Tripathi, then why can’t someone who’s read all 4 vedas be a Chowpatty?
#GenuineKoschen
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Met an Italian who was fluent in Hindi. Told him, “Aap toh bade Gianni nikle”
He replies, “Hindi seekhte seekhte meri Giovanni beeth gayi”
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Same Director
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LIC bought Ad*ni stock even after Hindenburg report, because “Share paala hai”…
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@MehHarshil
To answer your question, I propose that my exercise ball be the next PM. Will probably delegate better too...
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He needs some Cheese to go with his Whine
"
#Maharashtra
government's decision to allow the sale of wine in supermarkets is unfortunate. It's the duty of the government to work towards de-addiction, but I'm saddened to see that it is taking decisions for financial benefits": Social activist Anna Hazare
(ANI)
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Before I came to Twitter, I held D*d*tt P*ttn*ik in high regard, and now I know better.
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