Dr. Blast Hardcheese
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Nutritional scientist for Boogaloo Brand Frozen Shrimp. Not affiliated with anti-government militia.
~naldev-folnus
Joined January 2011
Reddit brained modern writer creates character with 7 pound facial prosthesis, mannerisms of Vaudeville minstrel
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Old Star Trek had characters that were obviously standing in for some group or another. It wasn’t subtle, but at least it wasn’t this.
Paramount Quietly Pulls Star Trek: Starfleet Academy YouTube Premiere After Disastrous Reception https://t.co/J9NW3PRc5x
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To the protesters - send me $1800 and I will send you this cutting edge powered combat suit called ICE BREAKER: bullet proof, makes you 1.25x as strong, "hologrammatical magnets" in the bracers stop IBS
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Want to help Don Lemon? Google “Lemon Party” to find out how you can join the fight to defend the First Amendment!
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I am Mister Worldwide
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I think he should run for state senate.
I’d like to think I was a moderating influence lol. Anyway, “cage” is an obvious prison reference. Sure, let’s see what the FBI finds. Would be great to see Travis move toward higher office
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I’m not even arguing against Minnesota secession. Will Stancil deserves a state, a laboratory of Stancilocracy. But let’s not be silly.
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Turns out people physically resisted government officials in the period leading up to armed revolution, so clearly it’s no big deal today.
“If you touch a federal officer while they are doing their job, you are at risk of getting shot” is literally worse than the British treated the American colonists in 1768. That year, John Hancock had tax collectors, customs agents, physically removed from his ship. they
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Very clever NYT Crossword today. None of that putting six letters in one box chicanery.
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How then am I so different from the first men through this way? Like them, I left a settled life. I threw it all away. To seek a Northwest Passage, at the call of many men, to find there… but the road back home again.
The fact that the world’s superpowers are engaging in a new Great Game over the currently-closed Northwest Passage makes me think maybe climate change isn’t some big hoax they’re all in on
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@wesyang Can you give me a link to them urinating in each other's mouths? How often does this happen?
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Milord, the gates of Minneapolis have been unbarred.
Only federal officers are upholding the law. Local and state police have been ordered to stand down and surrender.
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Need an update on absolute justice here.
In ten days, justice will be restored. Fully and absolutely.
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Well spotted! The falcon IS unable to hear the falconer. Here’s a couple of other things you may not have noticed: - Things fall apart — the centre cannot hold. Yikes. - The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity…That’s not a bug, that’s a
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Relative merits of the Chinese and American governments aside, it seems unwise to ally with the rival of the global superpower with whom you share a massive land border.
WATCH: Today in Beijing, PM Mark Carney says he is "heartened by the leadership" of the Chinese dictator, that Canada and Communist China can be "strategic partners" - including on "issues of security" - and invokes the "New World Order."
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Having a solid work ethic is illegal now?
BREAKING: James Rodden, an ICE prosecutor who the Observer identified last year as the operator of an X account that posted “America is a White nation," “‘Migrants’ are all criminals,” and apparent praise of Adolf Hitler, appeared to be back at work today. https://t.co/s09E0wP8Q0
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This is why modern country is so popular. It’s fresh, doesn’t repeat forms and structures. Likewise hip hop.
@TheChiefNerd I was in a professional rock band. I've listened to rock music all my life. But it ran out of ideas and just kept repeating the same structures and forms over and over. Eventually people want something fresh. Rock music feels and sounds irrelevant, in fact, almost embarrassing.
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Any other Russian client states out there?
The top IRGC leadership are getting assassinated left right and centre
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Whoever designed the Sunday Times crossword should be executed. Fuck your “rebus.”
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