Feast Bab
@HeftyHaruspex
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Let us go wherever the palate leads us: let us hunt and fish sending our slaves with nets and spears through the crowd in the packed Forum.
Brussels, Belgium
Joined May 2019
Please share your avant-garde and futurist ice cream/sorbet concepts.
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The Universe has been uncommonly generous, bestowing upon us the companionship of the bumptious hog badger
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There are around 170 unique humans on the planet inhabiting the various 8 billion bodies at different times. My loan officer also works as an HR manager at a roofing company in Lithuania and butchers whales somewhere in Nunavut.
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The tenor is alarmingly off this past week. Many have become the WRONG type of stupid idiot. You must become retards of quality!.
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“It’s alright, miss. I am having an anxiety attack. This is my fight or flight response. My social battery is completely drained.”
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One of the worst things about modern society is the vulgarism of perverts walking one another with leashes in public. Deplorable practice that impugns the dignity of serious Old World collectors of mutants who conducted their acquisitions with proper protocols on estate grounds.
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Can someone be fat and still have aura ?.
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Live in a condemned building.Avoid dogs.Eat literal garbage.
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Man gives advice like he’s a raccoon who just discovered LinkedIn.
I've always hated dogs, and among those I grew up around, this was an absolutely normal mentality. So the sudden shift in the collective conscious about these animals is totally baffling to me. Those who walk on rural roads know it well: loose dogs are a blight. Chained-up
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Obama cooking a wild mushroom crostata in the prison mess hall only to have the guards call it “fag pizza”.
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A good creative writing exercise is to describe what’s just outside the frame of the image, causing his face to make this expression.
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The @royalfamily will never understand the ecstasy of drunkenly shooting trespassers from the seat of a riding lawnmower.
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