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@pugfather42
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First date idea:
I drive over 1300 miles and move into your apartment
@alxoh0lic
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She posted this on her private story because it was a cute photo of us, I’m tweeting it because I think this is the best I’ve ever looked in a picture
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@StickyCheck
It should be treated like a video review, if you check the guy and don’t find anything you lose that video challenge later
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@ErinBurr27
@JCigan
@Betsycashmoney
The fact that Kevin Garnett and Paul pierce are somehow involved in the 2024 finals is the craziest thing to me
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@jordanrulesTSP
@JJMaples55_MST
At this point if you refuse the vaccine I’m not sure Jesus himself could convince you otherwise. I think forcing him to lose money is the best way to handle this rn lol
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@Danielmazing1
@FieldYates
As a Wazzu student I can confirm that’s false. We were hoping for a third at best
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Choosing to use the fact that my girlfriend is technically still married to her ex as a way to build a forbidden love story in my head
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Can’t believe I didn’t post any of these yesterday smh
Anyway look,
@alxoh0lic
and I do prove that Twitter is a dating app
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Yeah if they hate you 😭😭😭
Is it normal for someone you’re dating to never compliment or kiss you???
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Why’d she send me this :/
your low follower count and delicate waist excite me
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@Pyrosauru
@808sthegoat
@lisco_2000
It was. (I’m a raptors fan) would’ve sent nurkic to Phoenix still and was a nice package for the raptors. Shams just majorly jumped the gun and it helped Milwaukee get a deal done
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If I was a pornstar I’d wear this outfit (minus the mask obviously) and call myself girth brooks
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@terron_francis
@BryanO445
@statmuse
@utahjazz
@spidadmitchell
@rudygobert27
Nah the raptors literally only lost to Lebron for like 4 years in a row there. I’d say they’re more like sixers west. Great regular season but no one even respects them in the playoffs
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@Jacesprizepicks
@MasonDoddFFN
Hoping your league’s punishment for last place isn’t too harsh for your sake lol
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Last night we went to dinner and held hands and had a good time. Tonight has been much less fun. I’m posting this to think about last night
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@54to1
@joelklatt
He said he hopes he doesn’t die, not that he’s always been his biggest fan?
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Sent this to my bitch wife because she keeps putting vegetables and soy milk in our fridge which is NOT the diet for an alpha male like me
If your fridge doesn’t look like this, basically you’re fucking stupid
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There’s something so freeing about spitting blood into the bathroom sink
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Last photo on my busted iPhone 13 but look at my new nose piercing yall
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@HoodedHarden
@washedbev
@SportsCenter
Klay is the best catch and shooter ever but no one can beat currys versatility. And I even went to wazzu so you know I’m not biased ;)
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Situationship breakups hurt so much more than actual relationship breakups lol
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@WadexFlash
@TheNBACentral
@Brendan_Tobin
It’s like how Kawhi is the best player to play for the raptors.
Lowry is far and away the greatest raptor of all time
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First day back at Amazon a year later (but with a big pay raise and much better role)
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So I wrote a column about gun control and before I even shared it to Facebook these guys have had a great time proving my point.
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@PresObamaGaming
@Satansllcxnt666
@AntiDamien
@eric_kuhlmann
@Fuzzee
@KEEMSTAR
You posted a picture of a 15 year old girl trying to prove you’re the rational one???
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Dude feeling loved and supported is crazy, didn’t know it felt like this. I think I like it though
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My girlfriend left me alone in her apartment and now I feel like a toddler lost in a grocery store
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Who’s ready for 3 inch inseam homemade jorts season fellas??
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The real reason I moved to Phoenix is so
@alxoh0lic
can take me to the zoo + happy Mother’s Day from Persephone and I
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@samizaynpiedKO
@espn
@jovonij
Life of a Washington state student :
10:00 AM wake up hungover
10:35 class
1:00 PM get out of bed
3:00 PM gym
5:00 PM drink
2:00 AM go to bed
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I’m in a bad place rn :/ not mentally I just live in eastern Washington
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Date a bodybuilder we're too in love with ourselves to cheat on you
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What’s up fellas it’s piss off your girlfriend Tuesday who’s up pissing off their girlfriends??
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Baby Persephone, big Persephone
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I’m glad Alx is on Twitter suspension because I accidentally called her my wife when filling out paperwork (because I forgot what spouse meant) and I know she’d get on here and make fun of me for that if she was able to
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If you’re wondering how strong Alx’s rizz is she slid in my DMs 4 months ago and now I’m doing her dishes and building her furniture. I don’t even know what hit me if I��m being honest
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I’m begging some of y’all to actually have sex and stop making your horniness everyone else’s problem…
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Wore this to spread my grandma’s ashes to establish my role as the moody, withdrawn eldest son
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@terron_francis
@BryanO445
@statmuse
@utahjazz
@spidadmitchell
@rudygobert27
They pushed it to 6 in 2016 at least lol
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@JamesTillmanIII
@frothynut
@ShannonSharpe
Ah yes because everyone wants to watch a nasty argument on live tv. People watch these shows for a debate, but Twitter is a whole different platform
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@SUMTINGWONG__69
@dangerdav
@flyinfalkin
@Fred_Urban13
@danorlovsky7
@nyjets
But imagine fields with Wilson’s weapons
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I’m embarrassed to admit it but prescription medication and drastically reducing alcohol intake fixed me
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Growing up is going from panicking because you can’t find your mom while shopping to panicking because you can’t find your girlfriend while shopping
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Man that car wreck Alx and I were involved in earlier was some loony tunes ass shit. We were stopped in the turn lane, second in line and somehow still got our shit rocked a little
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First person to actually know what I do for work and she still second guessed herself smh
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Crying when you have a pug is humiliating. Imagine coming back from a breakdown and seeing this fucking face staring at you
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