Callie 💌🪶
@puck_bonez
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tell tommy i hope he finds what hes looking for, whatever that is (pfp by @_wildmerry)
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Joined March 2021
I don’t want to do my “uni assignment” that’s due in “24 hours”, I want to get high and play video games while rewatching South Park like a real valuable member of society
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Applying for jobs in 2010: "Attach resume." Applying for jobs in 2026: "Manually retype your entire resume into 47 boxes."
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@XJosh >subject: epic island vacation >girls FTW! >Thank you good sir. He even acts reddit when asking the cabal if he can come to the satanic child rape party
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Me when I wanna watch purple but my b1tch wife wants to watch green
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4 #MyBoys
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Schrödinger’s freak:
im always kidding unless youre down
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Praying for the homeless community this weekend
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they do and they're transgender
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Going to tweet something and then instead putting it in my notes app
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Rewatching old dsmp vods is just seeing how much a teenager can ragebait people
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C!techno x c!nikki… 😭
having a ship you keep on the down-low in the DSMP fandom is so scary because it’s not like it’s bad morally. but you just. doooon’t know how people will take it
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god they wanted to be It so fucking bad bro it was actually embarrassing
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When I played dolls every Barbie was the homeless raped Barbie. Skill issue on the author's part.
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Everyone loves the party cleric! #byler #bylerfanart #byclair #byerson #strangerthings5 #willbyers #mikewheeler #st5spoilers
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oop they killed a white woman from colorado with papers, literally says in the handbook not to do that
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when right wing chuds on here are like “i would simply follow orders 😏” the orders are meant to be confusing no matter what, especially from these fat weirdos fresh off a week of zoom training if your agent didn’t have a girlfriend in high school, you are going to die
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@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.
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Jonathan & Nancy: Oh we’re just friends! And this is how they’re moving every time Nancy visits Jonathan’s NYC apartment:
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