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Ben
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College will say "I know these are troubling times" then be the trouble during the times
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Tryna see if this is real or not
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8 year old me seeing snow outside knowing school will be cancelled
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3 years
am i colour blind or did twitter slightly change the colour of the heart button from red to pink
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Molly Mae walking past homeless people seeing they’re doing nothing with their 24 hours
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You’ve just kicked pasta all over ye back garden for likes on twitter
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Luca in the car outside tesco while his bird talks to the cashier
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The Mokintroll
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what do you call this
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4 years
Me tryna go home after getting a skin fade
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Bomboclaat
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3 years
@Ryanair Hello how did this dog disguised as a woman manage to make it past security
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im scared to tell my manager that im still immobile and cant come into work
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3 years
Hi @Ryanair I have a question of urgency
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2 years
Me goin for a piss after 7 pints
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2 years
That’ll be a nightmare to clean up
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1 year
me gettin socks me gettin socks for christmas for christmas as a child now
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3 years
“Sinead they’re fuckin raidin the house shutup” hahahahahahaha
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Dubs life
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2 years
hahahahahaha story with billy being the spit image of the midget from jackass
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2 years
The plumber leaving your gaff an hour early
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2 years
Jobs not finished.
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3 years
Remember ye weren’t even allowed leave your gaff unless ye were going on a run hahahahahaha
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3 years
Stormzy must see her everytime she posts and just cry
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2 years
Why’s he in Croke Park hahahahahaha
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2 years
Rate the #mufc third kit for 2022/23 out of 10 🤔
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4 years
Someone said 11 Degrees is better than Zara
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3 years
*prince philip dies because he’s a walking compost bin* the royal family:
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2 years
In all seriousness what the fuck is posting pictures and hashtags supposed to do in the event of war, this social media generation is so tapped
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4 years
What is your ELON MUSK BABY name???🤪 First name - card number Middle name - the expiry date Last name - 3 digits at the back
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2 years
Not that hard when ye pick the Prince Phillip of trees
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The Sun
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‘World’s strongest girl’ punches down a tree using amazing boxing skills
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4 years
Fucking hell
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4 years
I’d slap you around Kelly
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1 year
me up and down the lidl aisles debating if i should get the 4 cookies for €2.20
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3 years
31 year old man editing a sparkle onto his shoe
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3 years
Imagine proposing to ye gf and she starts going on about her ex in the caption hahahahaha
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4 years
Finally they fixed it
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3 years
Dear Joe
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2 years
Fiat 500 Führer at it again
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2 years
Unfortunately due to circumstances I won’t be taking part in the next lockdown best of luck tho
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3 years
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4 years
“Ma i’ve to wear no uniform tomorrow and bring in 2 euro”
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4 years
Micheál Martin can’t get past level 5 on Super Mario Bros never mind implement it in a country
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5 months
30 grand for pints hahahahaha some night this boys gonna have
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5 months
RIP Stephen Kenny. Thank you letting me see Shane Duffy do a Cruyff turn against Ronaldo
@IrelandFootball
Ireland Football ⚽️🇮🇪
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Following a board meeting this evening, the FAI can confirm that Stephen Kenny will not continue in his role as manager of the senior men’s national team “The Board and all at the FAI would like to sincerely thank Stephen and his staff for their hard work, professionalism and…
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@creepydotorg
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Paul Alexander (78) dies after being in an iron lung for 70 years after a Polio infection.
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4 years
Nah sike @Twitter still racist
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3 years
when you google alzheimers but all the links are already purple
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3 years
@Sam_Edwards81 hahahahaha comedy gold
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4 years
Mary Lou just walked past with her absolute dumptruck of an ass again. Wow. Where does she think she’s going with all that cake I wasn’t aware it was my birthday today
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3 years
The HSE hackers reading about the time I got a crayon stuck up my hole when I was 7
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4 years
Can’t wait to see that little weasel Micheál Martin. Rotating Toaiseach my bollox, I’m the only Taoiseach. Going to slap the bald head off him if he comes near me
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3 years
Aw thank god ye shared your own instagram post to your story never would have seen it otherwise
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4 years
Was gas the way in secondary school some of the classes you went into were guaranteed comedy shows, like you’d actually be hurting your sides in tears laughing week in week out, I miss that
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3 years
“What do you mean there’s a housing crisis, I live in a house”
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4 years
I have made the decision to extend lockdown until the 20th of August. This decision was passed earlier this morning, after I seen someone retweeting a Cian Twomey video onto my timeline. This made me realise that we still have some way to go before everyone is healthy again
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5 years
My heart goes out to the victims in Offaly and their families💔 Nothing happened in Offaly, they just live there 😞
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4 years
Conor Ryan’s just posted a pic of my nanny on his instagram saying that she’s his nanny wtf ???
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3 years
Yeah that’s Finn Connolly
@boykinboylan
andrewboylan
3 years
anyone know who this guy is? Found his wallet. He goes to UCD. Please RT
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adelina
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Unpopular opinion but I fucking hate salmon, proper disgusting 🤢🤮
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2 years
your boyfriends absolutely finished in his groupchat
@eliseml_
Elise
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Get you a man this easy to please cos this was in response to me buying him a sausage roll
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It’s normal in England aswell whenever James McClean plays but you won’t report on that @SkySportsNews
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
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Vinicius Jr says racism is "normal" in La Liga after crowd chants during Real Madrid's match in Valencia 🇪🇸
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2 years
Hahahahahahaha what the fuck have I just seen
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1 year
Him at the next home game
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4 years
I think RTÉ 2fm are doing some giveaway this morning on instagram for a festival or something idk tho
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4 years
Due to a recent decrease in case numbers, I am happy to announce that on the 10th of August, we will slowly be moving the widely respected “food dropping on the ground” rule from 3 seconds back up to 5 seconds, where it had been before Coronavirus
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Me watching the deli staff making my wrap
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NEW PINK LIKE we still can’t BUTTON!!!!!! edit tweets
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3 years
This is how people in Cork walk to the shops
@greetinghimeros
mike oxsmol loves you
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What would have to be at the top for you to do this
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The Mokintroll
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2 months
shocked and disappointed to see the 1 euro bottles of water in the airport have gone up to being 2 euro cartons now, a real sign of how far we’ve fallen as a country, makes no difference to me because i take them for free anyways but the cost of living in this country is a joke
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3 years
Someone should make a tweet about people not getting the vaccine but sniffing ket at a gaff every weekend that would be hilarious
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If you don’t wear a mask on public transport I’ll personally come and dig the mouth off you
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Me tryna find a fresh pan of Brennan’s bread in the shop for my ma
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The working class
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I think my header is bang out of order tbh
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Conor Ryan’s just after coming up and taking a pic of my dinner and then running away wtf ???
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@pubIad Caesers - Jerk It Out another 🐐
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Nan stays locked up until we get to 250k vaccines a week @LeoVaradkar @MichealMartinTD
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LOCKDOWN’S i live in OVER NEXT Ireland WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why does Simon Harris look like he could be one of the Inbetweeners
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Shane Duffy with a Cruyff turn against Ronaldo hahahahaha my centre back
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Imagine how much of a dirtbag you’d have to be to be out robbing people’s dogs?? It’s like taking a family member
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3 years
Space of a few weeks what the fuck does he be eating
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Whatche mean whoever ye literally have their ID
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Students concern at ‘astonishing' 160 Government members 'lying in bed' picking up €125k a year in corrupt political loophole
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Extra.ie
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Government concern at ‘astonishing' 47,000 students 'lying in bed' picking up €125m in PUP loophole
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sorry i clicked on by accident
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What a horrible day to open up Instagram
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I’ll gladly stay in my gaff and not go anywhere for the next 2 months if it means summer goes ahead, who gives a fuck about January and February anyways
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The sun was still out at 6 pm today fucking horny that summer I can already taste you
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Imagine your card declines at Tayto Park so Mr. Tayto comes out and just breaks your neck
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5 years
Just been informed if women don't piss after sex they can get UTV for free wtf??
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3 years
Arsène Wenger purposefully brought Mbappé’s family out for dinner in order to convince him to join PSG so that in 4 years time he could produce a masterclass scoring a hattrick against Barcelona to further their downfall getting revenge for the 2006 CL robbery. He’s done it again
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Goodnight to everyone except those rats who used to say “I’m not allowed get wet” in a water fight
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Such weird behaviour if you’re an Irish person stood out waving at that disgusting family
@ConorKane0909
Conor Kane
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The royal couple arriving in Cahir ⁦ @rtenews
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Cars what a fucking movie, that blue car Sally aswell few gargles is all I’ll say
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Me when the barman comes with my first pint after this
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It’s mad that Bounty bars are actually elite and only reserved for the select few of us with superior taste buds
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I’m 1 more lockdown extension away from saying covid isn’t real
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So long as the case numbers don’t rise above my annual salary this country will be safe
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How is this app free
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