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sorry i didn't kiss you, but it's obvious i wanted to.
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omg if you like a post tagged #YellowstoneTV the little heart flashes up as the Yellowstone 'Y' symbol i love it YEEHAW BABES
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Rebecca struggling to process Ted leaving her life shows up at Ted’s door with a grocer’s bag of flour, butter, and sugar. “Teach me,” she demands. “If you’re going to leave, you need to teach me.” Her voice cracks at the end and he softens. “Okay, boss. One last lesson.”
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who at AppleTV is pushing for these hats
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1 year
I just want y’all to know I felt a thousand tedbecca truthers shift the planet’s tectonic plates when Rebecca pulled out the green army man attached to the green matchbook #TedLasso
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3 years
the range of emotions this man went through and then made me go through in twenty seconds is INSANE
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GIVE JASON SUDEIKIS ANOTHER 5 EMMYS FOR THIS SCENE ALONE, PLS AND THANK YOU 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 #TedLasso
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5 months
Rebecca: *spends 3 minutes heavily hinting she’s out of the franchise* Rebecca in the last 3 seconds: BuT yOU nEVEr KNow!
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mariam
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I literally dread mission related questions because they actually just ruin my day
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2 months
I, too, would fall to the ground if I saw Tom Cruise
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Entertainment Tonight
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Tom Cruise sprung into action as he helped a photographer who fell as he was walking into Victoria Beckham’s 50th birthday party. 😮👏 (🎥: BACKGRID)
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2 years
pov: ted lasso sees rupert mannion
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3 years
Ted Lasso writers I see Rebecca monchin on biscuits so I know Ted is delivering and I have a crisp twenty with your name on it if you give us a biscuit with the boss scene and I’ll consider forgiving you for not addressing The Voicemail™️ in any way shape or form this ep
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3 years
Dani to Gil: your feelings for Jess made you go in alone without backup and compromised you! Also Dani: *goes charging into malcolm’s apartment where there’s a known armed killer with no backup* #prodigalson
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jess
3 years
never seen a fandom reach the highest of highs and then the lowest of lows like the svu fandom 🍿
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jess
1 year
“Find out before you flip out.” Ted built this entire fantasy about Michelle + Jake in his head, fueling his anxiety and panic attacks. Only when he was faced with the reality of their relationship not being perfect (and Jake not replacing him as a father figure) did he relax 😭
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3 years
bought a used copy of The Joy Luck Club (I’ve never read it!) & tucked inside was a newspaper clipping (“Parade,” 10/10/93). Look at baby @MingNa and the awesome interview she gave, especially the rebel, school-skipping, fighting, A-student part 😉
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3 months
it’s giving venice bridge PTSD
@hsufhkshndk11
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“he’s so insane for this” and it’s just tom cruise running
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my dad texting me about David Gilmour’s new album
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11 months
falling in love is one of the scariest, bravest things anyone can do and idk when our pop culture decided it was the weakest thing a person could do
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3 years
Caleb’s last action before falling was to scream her name and carry her to safety and I have never cried harder #criticalrolespoilers #widojest
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11 months
after viewing 4, wanna add: -act 1 foreshadows Benji/Luther hiding their own mission/actions from Ethan (and Ilsa ignoring Ethan’s order to stay dead) -Benji post-bridge scene is shown next to an analog radio with a mic. Maybe that face wipe wasn’t tears of grief but relief??
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3 years
Ted Lasso short is the case of the missing mustache but tbh the first place they shoulda looked was Rebecca’s pussy. Case solved and closed.
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11 months
He’s scared to love her, so she’ll be brave for them both: she hugs him in London, holds his hand in Kashmir, buries her face in his chest in the desert. It’s bravery or desperation that has him reaching for her in Venice. They’re still scared, but they’ll love each other anyway.
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m.
11 months
wait… it kinda looks like he’s kissing her cheek at the end here😭😭😭😭
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jess
3 years
my Halloween costume is Rebecca Welton in Ted’s jersey. be the dream you wanna see babes. #tedlasso
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11 months
DR2 Ethan gets in trouble underwater with the sub. He’s drowning, blacking out. Mission accomplished, but at what cost? And then! Long legs wrap around him and an oxygen mask is placed on his head. Ilsa is BACK baby and saves him a la rogue nation thank u end scene roll credits
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1 year
mission impossible fans went from dehydration to being blasted in the face with a fire hose so keep us in your thoughts
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jess
11 months
the thing is….if it’s real….it’s the worst case of fridging I’ve ever seen. my girl got 15 minutes of screen time and 15 lines, all of which were dedicated to exposition and furthering Ethan’s pain so like ☠️
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1 year
i ~personally~ do not understand the decision to shelve/fridge/sideline existing beloved, fan-fave characters during a franchise’s seventh movie in order to introduce a seemingly new main character but what do i know!!
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11 months
i latched onto ilsa faust during a hard time in my life and never looked back from loving her (and rebecca ferguson). beyond in love with this piece and so happy i have a little reminder to be strong and beautiful and ✨iconic ✨ everywhere i go ❤️
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jess
4 months
she is PR gold do films understand who and what they have on their hands!!!!!! give her the marketing budget to make up for the inequitable salary my girl is getting
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sam
4 months
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1 year
rogue nation is every member of the imf saying ilsa is a baddie and ethan simply saying “😌no she isnt 😌”
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jess
11 months
until McQ says “we love the passion and the online speculation but naw Ilsa is dead for realsies” I’m gonna continue changing the oil in my clown car and keeping my little red nose honkin 24/7
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jess
5 years
all hail the grand empress #GatewayChi I still can’t believe we got to hear her speak??? so inspirational and moving!
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11 months
listen if she is really gone (a reality which i cannot accept in this moment) and if i’m sitting in the theater next year (🤞🏻) with clown paint streaming down my face bc she didn’t come back, then i will be wrathful and angry (rightly so) at McQ. Until then! I gotta have faith!
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4 months
29 seconds of footage. 2 exchanges. 9 words. And I could talk about it for 29 hours. ✨ cinema ✨
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4 months
forever engraved in my mind
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jess
11 months
you can’t say you needed Ilsa to die for stakes when your movie also says every life is equally as important to Ethan. did we need more reason to hate Gabriel when he’s the villain + already killed a woman in Ethan’s life? did the other 6 movie not have stakes then? Like???
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1 year
you would not believe what shirt they had at five below….
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1 year
it’s the second little push on her tiptoes and her face tucked against his neck and him turning against her before the fade to black like CMON THATS ROMANCE BB
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1 year
ilsaethan’s hug on the rooftop 🥺
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I got the job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VERMONT HERE I COME!!!!!
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trying not to get over excited but this job would be what i needed to get to Vermont SO BE COOL GUYS
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Ilsa Faust is alive.
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Suzanne DeWitt Hall (Zanne) 🏳️‍🌈
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3 years
that split second hesitation except this time his hand goes to her waist and he presses his forehead to hers. “As long as you’re with me,” he murmurs, “I’ll always be Elliot.” She exhales, shaky, and nods against him. Two halves now whole. “Then you’ll always have me.”
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Toni ❁ (parody)
3 years
If anyone needs me this is where I’ll be right here
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1 year
@urfullmachine Simone’s expressions as Lottie was listening to everything get out in the open had me ROLLING
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1 year
I got the job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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jess
1 year
put on an outfit interview for no reason bc it was zoom interviews BUT eight interviews in two days and while i feel fairly confident i crushed it…..now i wait for the call 🤞🏻
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1 year
she giveth (these pics!!!!) and she taketh away (siblings!!!!)
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1 year
“there can’t be TWO death takeouts that would be silly” my dude have you seen mission impossible? mi2 is face mask reveal after face mask reveal. the whole premise of the franchise is the impossible is made possible!!! but this is where we draw the line? 🤡
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11 months
they don’t exchange rings or sign a piece of paper, but they vow to love, honor, and protect nonetheless with each brush of their lips. they don’t share a home or last name, but they are of one mind, one spirit, one soul. it’s not a conventional life, but it’s one together.
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11 months
i live for these comments
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jess
1 year
when did ilsa figure out cuddling ethan like this was her version of “easy big guy. sun’s gettin’ real low” (i just love the way he looks so fondly resigned to the fact that wherever he goes, she will be there to cool him down)
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1 year
still not over this
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11 months
seen this clip a thousand times and just realizing she kisses his ear
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charlie
11 months
if you ever wondered why ilsa and ethan touch all the time, it’s them. it’s their thing.
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@charletty_ because she knows she’s about to hurt him in the worst possible way by LYING TO HIM something she swore she’d never do and it’s gotta be believable and if he looks at her he’ll KNOW so—
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11 months
hey do you think Ethan “we live and die in the shadows” Hunt revels in dragging Ilsa into the sun and taking every opportunity to hold her in public and entwine their hands together or sling an arm over her shoulder or press a kiss to her temple and there’s no having to hide or—
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4 years
Those moments when Sam considers breaking all of their on-base rules. The world is ending and rules don’t seem so important anymore. So she stands closer, tells him she loves him, calls him Jack not General, and holds his hand. It’s the only way she wants to go out: with him.
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Narrow spaces series part 53843 - tiny briefing room #samjack
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4 years
listen jack/RDA in that shirt is doing.....good things for me
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4 years
Narrow spaces series part 68117 - Tiny Gateroom ramp #samjack
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jess
1 year
the person on my tedbecca tweet who thinks it should be nate to learn the biscuit recipe as a “full circle” moment,,,,,,,,disrespectfully, what show are u watching bc when the hell has nate ever been involved with the biscuits with the boss, a tedbecca exclusive??
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5 years
Your daily reminder that it’s summer vacation and somewhere Samantha Carter is dangling her legs off a sun-warmed dock in Jack O’Neill’s lake while Jack himself fishes in a pond where there may or may not be fish.
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jess
1 year
welcome to the circus baby!
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1 year
that thing you really, really wish didn’t happen in the new #MissionImpossible ? Maybe it didn’t.
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there is something so beautiful that they said mkay in this 3 hour movie where things are being cut left right and center, we gotta devote 90 seconds to Ethan/Ilsa/Benji/Luther group shots because that’s our little unit!!!! that’s our family!!! core four!!!!
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Tom Cruise, Simon Pegg, Rebecca Ferguson - on set of "Mission:Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One"
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1 year
also just thinking about we didn’t get to see Ethan and Ilsa talking about the key, the decision for Ilsa to give the key to Ethan, how long they laid there tangled together in the dirt, exhausted but united. What lead to her screaming “Ethan, wait!” as he sent her away!!!
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11 months
my demands after watching #MissionImpossible7 for the sixth time
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3 years
that finale feels like it shoulda been mid-season. why did we get not get screen time for ted's mental health press conference? don't even get me started on nate. the beats for roykeeley felt unearned. all of the s/r stuff was for what exactly? what was learned for R? idk man.
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4 years
he! is! so! fucking! hot!
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Annette C.
4 years
Today's random #stargate gif - Jack in "Paradise Lost".
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jess
1 year
“I understand there are other platforms, but I make movies for the big screen” is such a sexy thing to say I’m sorry
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Deadline Hollywood
1 year
#MI7 star Tom Cruise on the future of film (and more): “I make movies for the big screen...”
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👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
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out of context mission: impossible
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2 years
✨THESIS SUCCESSFULLY DEFENDED ✨ ya girl is gonna graduate with a masters ✨✨✨
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11 months
sometimes i wonder if Tom knew what he was signing up for when he cast her originally 😂
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1 year
watching ilsaethan’s desert scene i couldn’t stop thinking about how rebecca almost threw up on tom and he was like “yeah but you look great doing it” i love these idiots
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1 year
give! me! the! footage!
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jess
3 months
i just love that the rest of the cast is looking out at the audience and THIS idiot is looking at her
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i have so many things to say but not enough words
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3 years
you ever think about how Rebecca was //this// close to stroking over his newly bare ring finger
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1 year
there’s SOMETHING about Gabriel telling Grace that Ethan only cares about his objective when we know for a fact (both from Fallout and the previous scene) that Ethan never puts mission above lives. Maybe Gabriel’s skewed bias affects how the entity anticipates Ethan’s actions…
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4 months
this is pure chaotic joy. she’s a weird sack of crazy and i adore her
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4 months
Rebecca Ferguson once said...
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4 years
*dusts off the EO ship that’s been docked for a few years* hello old friend
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Wolf Entertainment
4 years
Elliot Stabler returns. "Law & Order: Organized Crime" premieres Fall 2020:
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1 year
Always a good day to be reminded of this information in the Stargate SG1 companion book 😘
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11 months
i still say these look like engagement photos benji accidentally snapped when he was messin around with a new nano camera he developed
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they’re everything to me actually
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9 months
y’all think they add the sparkle in his eye in post or it just naturally appears when he’s looking at her?
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paulina
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great now i can suffer in hd
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7 months
she said imma leave him a little smooch with a lil pink pushpin and then wait and be sexy in the pool
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jess
4 years
anyway Amanda Tapping once again said Sam and Jack are together and having some //really// great weekends at the cabin so ✌🏻🌟 legends only
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jess
5 years
hi Samantha Carter and Jack O’Neill love each other
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1 year
Yes this is Mark and Lexie “teach me” coded
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jess
4 years
You know Sam gives him this Look™️ & Jack knows what it means. They both leave the mountain the second she clears medical (Jack v graciously offers her a more in-depth exam back home....) [[LOOK NO WAY DOES SAMANTHA CARTER LOOK AT U LIKE THIS AND U JUST IGNORE HER???]]
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1 year
Sam helping Jack undress is canon thank u for coming to my samjack talk
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jess
11 months
this is how tom got the idea of sliding across the car in the Morocco car chase and completely eating it
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11 months
the way she just *disappears*
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jess
1 year
also *taps mic* give Phil Dunster his Emmy. Killed last season and is carrying it on this season. Jamie’s character has had the absolute best arc on the show. And now we get Jamie and Roy growing together? Yes please, my little broken boys!
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1 year
for me it’s ilsa exhausted and barely surviving in the desert then collapsing in exhaustion and relief when she realizes ethan has her because she’s safe, because he’s got her. it’s the relief in his face and his fingers on her jaw! i don’t feel well!!!!!!
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jess
1 year
ilsaethan babes wake up i wanna talk about the fat crumbs we got to feast on!!!!!
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jess
3 years
oh hey thanks for the swag @AppleTV ⚽️😎 can’t wait to watch ted and rebecca be absolute soulmates while wearing LASSO on my back ☺️
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jess
10 months
I can’t take “they’re each other’s safe harbor” from the host + “I didn’t say they didn’t consummate their relationship” from rebecca at this crisp hour of 7:50am
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sam
10 months
Rebecca Ferguson: Ilsa and Ethan can’t be together but that don’t mean they ain’t fuckin’
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jess
11 months
@charletty_ Ethan “everything I touch, I wreck, so I’ll touch her softly, gently, barely there and maybe the universe won’t notice and take her from me” Hunt
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jess
1 year
sometimes posts feel like a sign from the universe. was literally just telling mel and chelsea about my “5 times Jacob Carter Knew His Daughter Was in Love with her CO and 1 Time She Realized It Too” fic
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jess
3 years
biopsy results came back clear 🥳 totally weight off my shoulders. gonna be on medicine for 6mos-1 year to help with symptom management and I need to lose weight to prevent anything getting worse but honestly I’ll take a little exercise over chemo 💥 feelin v lucky & relieved
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jess
11 months
not the forehead touch and forearm grab I’m unwell I gotta take to the seaside
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charlie
11 months
“listen to me, you’re dead. you stay dead.”
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jess
11 months
i need y’all to know i had a dream last night i was in a theater watching DR2 and ilsa showed up and i cheered so loud in my dream i woke myself up
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jess
3 years
Ted aghast that Halloween isn’t a Thing™️ in the UK and going crazy with decorations and candy and then finally Rebecca gets the hang of it and asks “trick or treat” and Ted leans over and kisses her softly, all sugar and enthusiasm. “Treat,” he murmurs against her mouth.
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Mariana
3 years
Happy Halloween to #TedLasso stans. If there’s anyone that can convince Rebecca to dress up for Halloween, it’s Ted ✨
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jess
1 year
Sometimes you'll just be sitting there, minding your business, and your brain will remind you that AT said, "I mean....the man's got game..." at Phoenix Comicon re: RDA and then it's just pretty much day over at that point.
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1 year
Sam/Jack gang rise up
@favromancequote
romance quotes i'd die for
1 year
“How much have you had to drink?” “Not enough. Cause I still think about kissing you all the damn time.”
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jess
9 months
she looks so happy 😭
@SandraRankin_UK
Sandra…X rated by Elon😂
9 months
Amazing live session with Amanda Tapping. Thank you @TheCompanionApp
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jess
1 year
lol just remembered kittridge saying the ilsaethan relationship is Ethan bailing Ilsa outta trouble and Ilsa getting back into trouble like I’m sorry did kittridge see rogue nation?
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jess
10 months
Rebecca Ferguson! she would be absolutely deranged.
@firstwefeast
First We Feast
10 months
who do you want to see on hot ones season 22? 🔥
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jess
4 years
She’s four beers deep, phone in her hand, thumb bypassing Pete’s name in favor of Jack’s, the sound of the phone dial in her ear. Before she can panic about overstepping, before she can wonder what the hell she’s doing, his voice is in her ear and she’s asking him to come over.
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jess
1 year
if nothing else, dead reckoning is teaching me that when push comes to shove, i am absolutely capable of rewiring my brain and lying to myself as a trauma response
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jess
4 years
AU where Sam didn’t join SG1 but instead became a doctor at the Air Force hospital where she is assigned to care for an injured Jack O’Neill who has returned from a stint at a POW in Iraq. He’s angry and she’s snarky. Sparks fly! But she can’t—not when he’s her patient...
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Annette C.
4 years
#365daysofamandatapping #1505 : Doctor Cantor discussing Jordan's medical history with Frank Black in "Borrowed Time" #amandatapping #millennium
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jess
5 years
HELL YEAH HELL YEAH
@ucrosspop25
Craig Johnson
5 years
Boom, available September 17th. #MakeANewFriendIn4Words
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jess
1 year
nope these two have still got a Hold On Me too 🥰😭
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Eve
1 year
Yeah I made a GIF of @Beliskner ’s video. I had to. Thanks for the close-up! ❤️✨ #richarddeananderson #amandatapping #fedcon #stargate
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