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The official twitter of Profe Kyle, el profe favorito del pueblo latino. @profekyle aquí y en Instagram. Habla inglés como gringo.

Joined October 2016
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@profekyle
Profe Kyle 🇨🇦🇺🇸
14 days
The fresh off the plane Gringo meeting his Latina's abuela for the first time.
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@profekyle
Profe Kyle 🇨🇦🇺🇸
1 month
Can't find anything I disagree with. Luckily Mexicans have tacos, which has helped me avoid eating the bread when in Mexico. Pan de muerto I do love though. I would love a video where a Mexican, Colombian and Argentine have to blind test taste bread from around the world.
@Chris_arnade
Chris Arnade 🐢🐱🚌
1 month
Mexican bread does suck, as does almost all of the bread in the Americas—with the exception of maybe Montreal. Come to think of it, everyone's bread sucks except continental Europe's and the middle east. That includes most of Asia (except Vietnam) and the UK. But Mexican bread
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@profekyle
Profe Kyle 🇨🇦🇺🇸
2 months
How to curate content on Twitter: 1. Click on 'following' tab 2. Stop following slop accounts which are designed to only make you angry 3. Enjoy Twitter in the morning and evening like an olde-fashioned newspaper your grandpappy read
@profekyle
Profe Kyle 🇨🇦🇺🇸
2 months
I'm surprised at how many people tout Twitter as a space for the intelligent, unlike IG + FB, but they complain about followers not seeing their posts. Maybe tell their followers to not follow 1000 people and never scroll the 'FOR YOU' feed. I see everyone I follow's posts.
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@profekyle
Profe Kyle 🇨🇦🇺🇸
2 months
I'm surprised at how many people tout Twitter as a space for the intelligent, unlike IG + FB, but they complain about followers not seeing their posts. Maybe tell their followers to not follow 1000 people and never scroll the 'FOR YOU' feed. I see everyone I follow's posts.
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@profekyle
Profe Kyle 🇨🇦🇺🇸
2 months
Wow
@wander_investor
The Wandering Investor
2 months
“Bogotá, Colombia, now has a lower fertility rate (0.91) than Tokyo (0.99).” - The Economist
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@profekyle
Profe Kyle 🇨🇦🇺🇸
4 months
I remember about 8 months ago we wanted to hit a nice bar in BGT. Send a message to said bar about if a reservation was needed. Responds with the Latino "hello" I repeat the question. Responds 2 days later on a Monday with a response. What passes for customer service there.
@bowtiedbrazil
BowTiedBrazil
4 months
Latin America deserves absolutely all the poverty it has (for many reasons). This happens in every latam country (every one): You WhatsApp biz a question for example, “hello, what are your opening hours on Monday?” Or, “can I book X for Thursday at 2pm?” They then respond with
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@profekyle
Profe Kyle 🇨🇦🇺🇸
4 months
Air Canada is promoting flights to Guadalajara. I was hoping the boomers would stay in Mazatlán, San Miguel de Allende and Chapala. They spread their tentacles
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@profekyle
Profe Kyle 🇨🇦🇺🇸
4 months
It would be funny if this happened and the very next day the entire Argentine population asks themselves, "we really wasted 100 years of emotional energy for these two rocks?"
@TuckerGringo
El Tuca
4 months
My name is Kevin J. Williams. I'm a British man from London, and I'm visiting the Falkland Islands🇬🇧 I don't like them; the islands are ugly, cold, and boring. It would be nice if we could renounce our sovereignty. We could save tax money that way and focus on the UK.
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@profekyle
Profe Kyle 🇨🇦🇺🇸
5 months
9am Latin America and the cafés aren't open. In Gringolandia 6-10am is peak rush hour.
@PaulSkallas
LindyMan
5 months
The richest country in the world is also the only one with coffee shops open at 5am. Not a coincidence.
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@profekyle
Profe Kyle 🇨🇦🇺🇸
5 months
Tengo suerte con el español porque no hay tantos homófonos Igual hay algunos pero nunca me confundieron ¿Por qué? Porque dejó el contexto guiar mi oído Me confunde que hay personas escuchando palabra por palabra en vez de oración por oración
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@profekyle
Profe Kyle 🇨🇦🇺🇸
5 months
No puedo imaginar mudarme a otro país y vivir ahí 10 años y ni una vez preguntarle a un nativo, "oye, ¿hay diferencia entre la pronunciación de estas 2 palabras?" ¿Por qué tu inglés no mejora? No abres la boca cuando tienes la oportunidad.
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@profekyle
Profe Kyle 🇨🇦🇺🇸
5 months
Yeah, more than likely. Besides the natural resource sector (and even there we shoot ourselves in the foot more often than not), I don't see a lot to be optimistic about in Canada.
@SaysSimulation
Labrador Skeptic
5 months
Absent major changes, the coming decades are likely to be very painful for Europe, Canada & Australia. They not only are not world powers, the general populations don't even understand what true power is. They will learn. The rest of the West exists in a sheltered environment 1/
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@profekyle
Profe Kyle 🇨🇦🇺🇸
5 months
Gringos discovering Latin American washing machines with amazement I wonder if Latinos would be offended to know they think it's portable
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@profekyle
Profe Kyle 🇨🇦🇺🇸
6 months
I'll never completely understand walking on the outside of the sidewalk. If you've walked more than 10 blocks with a woman while crossing streets, speaking and avoiding other pedestrians, it's exhausting to be always thinking about it. Plus most normal women care less.
@HannahDCox
Hannah Cox
6 months
When I was dating, I can’t even tell you the number of men I had to “teach” basic manners to. I remember one, who was a Yankee, letting me roll a heavy suitcase through a hotel one time while he had nothing in his hands. Virtually none of them knew to do things like open a
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@profekyle
Profe Kyle 🇨🇦🇺🇸
7 months
"We had an argument and I blocked him. Now he doesn't talk to me like before." No, duh. You behave like a crazy woman. Men are supposed to be more attracted to bipolar maniacs?
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@profekyle
Profe Kyle 🇨🇦🇺🇸
8 months
Los que piensan que traducir es lo peor para aprender otro idioma, son los que traducen más cuando hablan otro idioma
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@profekyle
Profe Kyle 🇨🇦🇺🇸
8 months
No vas a aprender mucho de solo escuchar algo en que no entiendes Pero tiene un beneficio enorme que pocos saben Te enseña cómo el inglés debería sonar Parece poca cosa, pero las personas que saben cómo un idioma debería sonar, son los que tienen la mejor pronunciación
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@GeorgesJanin
Georges Janin
8 months
Duolingo teaches you a foreign language like Tinder gets you married
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@Jbn3ex
John⛵️🥥
9 months
I knew a girl who worked for Caterpillar Latin America, which is a bunch of Spanish speaking countries + Brazil. She wrote the internal newsletter in English, even though only native Portuguese and Spanish speakers would read it
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@profekyle
Profe Kyle 🇨🇦🇺🇸
9 months
It's the same for English learning This format is one of the most click-baity. I used it a lot in 2018 because there were Latinos literally saying things that nobody says (ie: Hey mister) But now you have unqualified teachers saying, "no digas 'hola'" for some stupid reason
@Iberianamerica
Iberian America
9 months
"NEVER say X if you want to sound like a Native Spanish Speaker" Back when I was in High School, I took Spanish classes and one of my non-Latina White Spanish teachers told me "nobody says the word "pastel" in Spanish During that time, I remember also going to a Mexican
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