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@prime_jordan1

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Why does he look like he just signed for Juve on a 3 year deal
@nypost
New York Post
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Board unanimously approves Elon Musk's $44B Twitter takeover bid
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Oh my God he couldn’t even hide it 😭😭😭😭
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@CBSSportsGolazo
CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️
2 months
Where were they: 2007 edition! You'll never guess what @kate_abdo was up to 🤣
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Funny thing about the obsession around Bale’s golfing even from neutrals is you never saw him constantly in nightclubs, he had no scandals, never out of shape, always a good teammate, but he basically got mocked for getting some fresh air and walks in his spare time
@MadridXtra
Madrid Xtra
1 year
🗣️ Gareth Bale: “Return to football to play for Wrexham? No (laughs). I’m more interested in the fact that their owner invited me to play golf.”
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So poetic Ronaldo won in Lisbon 🇵🇹 Bale won in Cardiff 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Benzema 🔜 🇫🇷
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Bale went to MLS to study the opponents this is Michael Jordan levels of preparation and dedication
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Pep trying to be unpredictable in his lineup next week
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Pep and Klopp woulda locked eyes and kissed
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Giroud being the one on Benzema’s side is such a plot twist cuz he’s the only one with a legitimate motive to want him out as well
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You used to be able to have a midfield of this quality along with a Buffon/Bonnucci/Barzagli/Chiellini defence with Tevez up top and they’d still be 4th/5th favourites in the UCL. The game was too stacked
@ForzaJuveEN
Forza Juventus
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Streets will struggle to forget this midfield. 🔥
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Bruh who is stopping you just go during international break 😭😭
@MadridXtra
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🗣️ Toni Kroos: “A dream I’d like to achieve? To go to an NBA game in America.”
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Bale pretending to care is absolutely finishing me. He‘s just happy to get another cardio sesh in before the Euros 🤣
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‘They’
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@CFCMod_
Mod
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I remember when they all called Vinicius Jr completely unseasoned and had no end product, view Mudryk as similar, with the right coach he is going to be world class.
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They finished top 4 for the first time in 7 years and started doing Madrid/Arsenal combined XIs with 8 arsenal players.
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Pitch invaders in Qatar will be very brave people
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Looool Drake curse vs FIFA script this is gonna be legendary
@IFTVofficial
Italian Football TV
1 year
Drake betting on Argentina to win the World Cup while wearing a Napoli top 🇦🇷
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Lukaku when Tuchel asked him to press last season
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Ronaldo coming back to a modern facility with gym equipment from this century
@MadridSports_
Madrid Sports
1 year
🚨 @Cristiano Ronaldo ha entrenado hoy en la Ciudad Real Madrid. Su futuro está lejos del club blanco, pero es su casa y el club le ha proporcionado todo lo necesario. 🎙️: @relevo
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Jordan? As in Michael? The one who’s entire brand is about winning?
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He’s getting cooked for roasting the same united board that the fans keep saying they want gone
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They think we did it to waste time 😂
@thesporttb
Justbet
2 years
Mourinho's Madrid was wild at time wasting, WTF 😭
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Either Coutinho just finds the PL easier or Barca are that cancerous of a club 😭
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Valverde is a top 5 RW and that’s his side hustle 😭
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Leverkusen winning today means the PL is officially the longest active monopoly in the T5 leagues
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This is what ppl do whenever a player (even a 17 year old) attempts something interesting but it doesn’t come off. Then the same ppl complain that wingers don’t wanna take defenders on anymore
@nocontextfooty
Out Of Context Football
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Ole never got interrogated like this I wonder why
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
2 years
You do NOT want to miss this! 👀 Erik ten Hag sits down for an extended interview with @Carra23 and @GNev2 ahead of Man Utd vs Liverpool on #MNF next week 🍿🎬
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We need to start slapping ppl who gaslight us into thinking it’s just nostalgia
@ThaBoyYom
YOM🗣️
3 months
Naaah.. Football really fell off!
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Liverpool fans don’t even defend Trent mistakes anymore they just wait for Reece James to get beaten and say ‘If this was Trent..’
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Absolutely everyone is securing the bag what is Dele Alli’s agent doing
@RudyGaletti
Rudy Galetti
11 months
🚨🤝 Wilfried #Zaha reached an agreement with #AlNassr and is ready to land in 🇸🇦. ✅ ✍️ Just signature is missing, but - as it stands - it seems to be just a matter of time. 🐓⚽ #Transfers
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Had to do it on the beach cuz someone is currently renting out the Spotify Camp Nou for their wedding
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
2 years
…and here’s Robert Lewandowski, now unveiled as new Barça player in Miami 🔵🔴 #FCB @FCBarcelona 🎥⤵️
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La liga cameras are something else
@LouieAlissa
Louie
1 year
We’ve got something for City #HalaMadrid
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The arrogance of British pundits is mind blowing. They’re all telling Ronaldo how to play football when his 36 year old version is still better than their primes were.
@ESPNUK
ESPN UK
3 years
Peter Crouch tells Cristiano Ronaldo standing up front isn't cool any more 👀
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He’s about to come out of that mf with a new island and his own national holiday
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
2 months
🚨🚨| JUST IN: Kylian Mbappé will have dinner with Emmanuel Macron and the Emir of Qatar on Tuesday evening. He was invited by the French president. [ @le_Parisien ]
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It’s very silly to pretend we don’t know who’s getting Dortmund
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Mourinho faking interest in Xhaka so Arsenal would renew
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These games are proof that The quality gap just doesn’t matter in a real rivalry where both teams hate each others guts. Hate is the strongest fuel on sports without question and hate closed the gap today
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Training comp nah he’s finessed them so hard 😭😭😭😭😭
@PSG_English
Paris Saint-Germain
2 years
Happy birthday, @SergioRamos ! 🎂❤️💙 3⃣6⃣🎉
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I’d pay so much too read Kroos’ mind right now lmaoo
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Vazquez is the best example of what kind of career an ‘ok’ player can have if they stay in their lane. Will play RB, will ride the bench, will make all the new signings/youngsters feel welcome, and once a year he’ll drop a 10/10 cameo without warning. Many players can take note
@MadridXtra
Madrid Xtra
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🗣️ Lucas Vázquez: “Real Madrid is the dream I had since I was little. It’s my home. Of course I’d like to renew.”
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Bale’s first trophyless season since leaving Spurs was when he returned to Spurs.
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Response within 14mins😭😭😭😭he saw his World Cup spot flash before his eyes
@RafaeLeao7
Rafael Leão
1 year
Fake😂
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The what year old???
@DeadlineDayLive
Transfer News Live
5 months
🚨 José Mourinho is deep in talks with AS Roma over an extension to his contract as manager, but Newcastle remain "fascinated" by the 60-year-old. (Source: Gazzetta dello Sport)
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Nobody reacts like this for top 4, nobody tells their grandkids about top 4, you don’t get a medal for top 4. This is what it’s really about
@tsf_podcast
The Spanish Football Podcast
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Watch this and don’t shed a tear, we dare you…
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Mbappe calling PSG’s window a failure after choosing the manager, director of football, transfer targets, and forcing a €1billion contract for himself
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Man this run…you can genuinely tell who was or wasn’t there by the way they talk about him on this app
@ChampionsLeague
UEFA Champions League
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😳 Outscored by no one for six consecutive #UCL campaigns... Cristiano = different.
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Has a club captain ever been despised like this before 😭
@Akzyy
A🤾🏽‍♂️
2 years
HENDERSON HOLDING HIS ANKLEEEEEE
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Haaland got them like this 😭😭😭
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@City_Xtra
City Xtra
2 years
Rival managers have been calling each other to talk about how dangerous @ErlingHaaland is, fearful of the damage he can do, startled by his physical and technical attributes, hoping to pick each other’s brains to try to work out how to contain him. [via @LukeEdwardsTele ]
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France Football saw this and said not in a million years 😭
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U want a penalty in YOUR OWN box??
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Bale’s legacy can’t be overstated. Imagine what he could’ve done in a heavyweight European team
@livescore
LiveScore
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The first time Wales have missed out on the Euros since 2012 💔🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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That Ajax team ‘where are they now’ gets spookier each year. We gave some ppl careers
@Torywontmiss
Tory★
1 year
Just to remind you that Donny was a Balon d'Or nominee in 2019...his career really fell off 🥺🥺
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Trent fans when you praise any other RB
@KMbappe
Kylian Mbappé
2 years
ACHRAF HAKIMI. BEST RB IN THE WORLD. GOOD NIGHT GUYS. 👋🏽
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How do they keep tricking these successful coaches
@TottenhamTiers
Tottenham Tiers
1 year
Luis Enrique is interested in the #thfc job. [ @garyjacob ] 🥇
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This is what trophies do, no league position other than 1st can do this
@BBCBreakfast
BBC Breakfast
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'West Ham are the best club in the world' On #BBCBreakfast it's all nearly too much for one young fan after West Ham won their first major trophy for 43 years with Europa Conference League final victory over Fiorentina
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His wife won’t allow it #wontsaytoomuch
@YashRMFC
Dr Yash 
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I hate it, why Valverde's always missing in this. We need 4 of them together in one pic or clip idk
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Every trophy I see these guys celebrate in the last couple years is ours
@UTDTrey
Trey
2 years
Don't worry @LFC you're safe on Monday.
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If a certain institution down the road didn’t exist he’d have 2 or 3 UCLs and be considered the best manager of the last 15 years
@atletiuniverse
Atletico Universe
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📊 Diego Simeone has NEVER lost a home match in the Champions League knockouts. [via @SegundasPartes ]
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Wonder what happened in the January transfer window that’s made atleti click again
@Squawka
Squawka
1 year
Atlético Madrid are now unbeaten in each of their last 13 LaLiga games: DWWDWWDWWWWWW ◉ Scored: 24 ◉ Conceded: 6 ◉ Clean Sheets: 7 Up next: A trip to Camp Nou. 🍿
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Let’s just hope Italy punish him in the next round
@tancredipalmeri
Tancredi Palmeri
1 year
Mah, vídeo seems showing Cristiano Ronaldo fully diving, as he is touched indeed but the body movement to fall down is totally unnatural for the kind of touch he received
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I’d like to see if KSI could get alphonso Davies at next years charity match for a maximum of 10mins. just to see the skill gap between a top 0.1% footballer and some casuals.
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When they try to hug Messi but end up meeting Maradona
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Can’t wait for Pep and Klopp to finally go public as well
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Speed going into the tunnel thinking they’re only 0-1 down in the series with home court advantage soon
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‘Tournament Maguire’ has never won a tournament btw.
@guccipogbaV3
Guccipack
2 years
Not one Team in football history Could beat this team Change my mind
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Bro was putting up Haaland and KDB stats by himself
@theMadridZone
Madrid Zone
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Insane.
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Ppl who don’t follow football but see the odd arsenal twitter post must think they’re the reigning champions of England or Europe
@ThePeakSanti
Santi™
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Xavi has chickened out.. Not everybody has the balls to hold the smoke and turn shit around. That's why Arteta is going straight to the top.
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Do u acc understand how stupid some ppl must be to think Haaland is his regen
@Az_capone1
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They don’t even know Carvajal has been phenomenal this season do u see what I mean
@Kutubiyya_
بن على موسى
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I just imagined Martinelli against Caravjal in 2024
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Imagine if Deschamps wasn’t xenophobic and let Benzema play the final
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Wow. There’s no chance England win the euros with this manager
@managingmadrid
Managing Madrid
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Gareth Southgate on Jude Bellingham: "Regarding Jude, he is clearly playing as a false nine at Real Madrid, so we need a balance between where he is doing well with something different too."
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I’m sorry there’s no way he’s not still a premium striker in Europe
CRISTIANO RONALDO WHAT A GOAL! 🤯
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You put prime Bale in any team in the world and in any attacking role and he’ll influence the game. No blaming teammates, no complaining about his ‘best position’ just straight hoops
@vivabale11_
Viva Bale🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Gareth Bale - Euro 2016. The peak of his powers.
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Ppl were celebrating Abramovich being forced out only for him to write off about 2Bn worth of debt and let them get even bigger spenders in lmao
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
1 year
🚨 Chelsea are back in direct talks with Benfica for Enzo Fernández. They want the player at all costs — Chelsea would be prepared to pay €120m fee. 🔵🇦🇷 #CFC Benfica president Rui Costa has still no intention to accept — but Chelsea will insist to get the deal done now.
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Day 2 and he already knows the ‘fuck it, it’s Ederson’ rule
@MadnessFc4
Viran🇲🇾
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Rewatched it many times icl
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Something isn’t right about these admins
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The ‘you wouldn’t get it’ fashion experts pretending to rate this fit
@jkeey4
Jules Kounde
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🏰🇫🇷
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Ppl underestimate the average offline casual, I was talking to a guy on the weekend who still doesn’t know who Tchouameni is
@umirf1 Majority of football fans still think he’s a top 3 player itw tbf
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They’re Becoming everything they thought we were gonna become when Ronaldo left
@brfootball
B/R Football
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Wednesday: Drop into the Europa League Sunday: Concede late equalizer for 6th La Liga draw of the season Tough week for Barça. 😬
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This is insane he almost broke his jaw doesn’t he have a wife 😭😭😭
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Chelsea have lost 9 of their last 11 finals??
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Zidane hasn’t lost a Clasico since 2017
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Facts man. Why can’t they do it the right way? Like how City scouted Mahrez, Sterling, Walker and Grealish from the Italian 3rd division.
@ErlingRoIe
𝐄𝐑
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I hate Bayern Munich, literally created a monopoly in the Bundesliga where they steal products from lesser teams so assure they win the league every season. They’re the ones destroying football.
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FT logic is interesting. City players looking bad outside Pep’s system means Pep is good. But United players doing great outside Ten Hag’s system also means that he’s good.
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Messi and Neymar score more without Mbappe, I’m noticing that
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Ronaldo dialogue is weird, wanted to join city ppl called him a snake, joined United and they said they didn’t want him back and spent all season saying they play better without him. In summer he tried to leave n they said he’s running from the grind. But they still want him gone
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Real Madrid have never terminated a contract, even when players have openly criticised the club. Model institution
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He’s not gonna throw away a World Cup over this they’re not English
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This is like laughing at someone with a Rolex because your CASIO ‘does the same thing’
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Everyone from the 3peat era adding ‘Madrid captain’ to their CV on the way out
@MadridXtra
Madrid Xtra
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🚨💣 Nacho STAYS. He will be the club’s captain next season. Further confirmation from @diarioas .
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I don’t think there’s another player that could score 63 free kicks and somehow still get clowned for their set piece ability. There guys with 0% career conversion that don’t get as much grief
@MadridXtra
Madrid Xtra
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885 goals, 63 freekicks, 65 hattricks. The one and only, @Cristiano ! 🤍
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When Ramos forgets he’s no longer Madrid captain and catches Messi and Neymar in training
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They’re so happy that they missed out on the UCL last year
@ManCityMEN
Manchester City News
1 year
Thanks for following your heart and 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 to City 😂 #mcfc
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There’s no way 57 of Lewandowski’s 89 UCL goals are against opponents outside the T5 leagues 💀💀
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Thank you Coman thank you Bayern thank you Neuer for not letting his dirty hands touch the big ears 🤍
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Not our fault your players can’t handle the physicality of La Liga football.
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Must’ve been a nuts feeling to have someone he used to train and celebrate with push him out of the way like a stranger
@Afcfaima
♱ 🪼
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KDB was “cold” for this and Havertz is just disrespectful.
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Reload it
@theMadridZone
Madrid Zone
3 years
📍| Casemiro is currently one booking away from being suspended for one Champions League game. If Real Madrid win vs Shakhtar Donetsk, their qualification is secured, even if the team lose vs Borussia Mönchengladbach. #rmalive
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Need a Vinicius nut compilation, so satisfying
@XavsFutbol
Xav Salazar
2 years
Vinicius said f*ck it I’m the joga bonito Kroos.
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Man United conceded 28 goals in the Premier League in 17/18. They’ve conceded 29 this season and it’s only January.
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Liverpool haven’t been the same since this guy
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