@pot8um "It's almost Halloween and I'm practicing for my 'dentist who is also a serial killer' cosplay. Don't worry though, it's just a cosplay haha. I'm not actually a serial killer." And then you just silently stare at them; no matter what they say, keep staring and saying nothing

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@pot8um That three day later comeback thing is totally relatable 😄

@pot8um why do you owe them an answer? it’s for health and safety

@pot8um “it’s actually a kink thing”

@pot8um “I dont know, why are you?” Should catch them off guard enough to not say anything after that.

@pot8um My recent response was direct challenging eye contact and a middle finger. My pocket response if I can remember in time, "So I don't have to smell you."

@pot8um "Right now, I'd rather not inflict my beauty on people. Unlike you." But be prepared to run...lol.

@pot8um Mind your own business 🤷🏻‍♀️

@pot8um My body, my choice.

@pot8um "I just paid for a lip injection treatment, you don't want to see the botched job."

@pot8um ‘because people are gross.’ works pretty well.

@pot8um I just ask them why they aren’t wearing one….

@pot8um I like to use "Because I care about you"

@pot8um I've had success with these responses to anti-maskers: -Because I love you and don't want you to get sick or die -Because there's evidence that COVID can cause erectile dysfunction -Because 60% of people who survive COVID have Long COVID symptoms -Because Batman wears a mask

@pot8um Just tell them you're recovering from Covid and start coughing. Bonus points if you can sneeze or lower the mask to talk to them 🤣

@pot8um Same. 🫤

@pot8um I work in a government biological research lab and we had an accident last week. I am pretty confident my bloodwork will come back okay, but i figured i would wear a mask since i keep coughing a tiny bit of blood. I'm sure its fine.

@pot8um I like to look around in confusion, panicked and desperately searching for something. I ask them to help me look. They ask what I’m looking for. I respond: “Where I asked for your opinion.” And I walk away. 🎤 💥