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@poots16
Jess
4 years
@BenMescudi @KidCudi I just touched kid Cudi 🥺🥺
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@luxemiaa
Mia♡
3 months
I love a man that knows i'm dramatic and just lets me live my truth
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@firstcalliope
maddie
6 months
that’s like genuinely taylor
@MYTHALLICA
Gay Mon-Fri. Straight on Wknds
6 months
I couldn’t resist 😂
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@SPuro88
Sravan Panuganti, DO, FACOS
6 months
Patient asked me to draw his blood and not one of our MA’s or nurses and I don’t think he realizes how much of a mistake he’s making.
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@SilumaKhanya
Khanya_Siluma
6 months
I am so jealous of people who can articulate themselves well. Like do you speak like that every day 🥹
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@quesadaaa_
𝓑ᥫ᭡
7 months
me to my man when I’m ready to cuddle
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@AkanButNoJeezyy
Akan thee Doll, Esq. 🇳🇬💜
8 months
Use FreeTaxUSA. It’s free to file federal and $15 to file state.
@priM0E
moe.
8 months
TurboTax has lost their minds if they think I’m paying them $203 to file my taxes
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@quesadaaa_
𝓑ᥫ᭡
9 months
“if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night” me in the afternoon and night:
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@SharikaSoal84
Sharika Soal
9 months
Amen 😂
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@Whotfismick
9 months
"Are you sure you don’t mind if we cancel?" me :
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@Whotfismick
9 months
Not having to pay for anything
@Big_Rossie_
Rossie🦋✨
9 months
What do you miss about your childhood?
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@mhdksafa
Mohamad Safa
11 months
Why do you hate immigrants who pay taxes, but admire billionaires who don't.
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@priestessofgaia
ʜɪɢʜ ᴘʀɪᴇꜱᴛᴇꜱꜱ ❷❷❷ 𓂀𓁧𓆃✨
11 months
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@Noorthevirgo
Noor ✭
11 months
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@jynxbby
jynx
1 year
i know my period is coming when i start feeling like this
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@_ssiieerra
mariah 🪬
1 year
I will sniff that man like a line of coke.
@_yes_babyy
Pari
1 year
Do y’all like smelling yall partners???
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@itsqail
Pastor Kyle.
1 year
“Winter is literally the best season” ok u fucking husky go sit outside then
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@gaialect
gaia
1 year
imagine if i went to bed at a reasonable time every day like i had planned? i’d be unstoppable
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@user0000O0
1 year
i’m like if a girl got hit by a car and kept walking like nothing happened
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@Snow_Blacck
The Nostalgia Queen
1 year
MY PHONE: *on 1%* MY PHONE: *dies* ME:
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@popitforpoppa
poppa
1 year
i wish, i wish, with all my heart, to find $30,000 on the ground today
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