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Secure the land and manage the people.

Stephenville, TX
Joined February 2020
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Land, man
4 months
FOUND IT
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Peppers, since when are you closed on a Saturday?
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RT @RonFilipkowski: Every DUI defense lawyer in America just hit the jackpot.
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6 days
Love when you land at an airport at the same time your connection departs. Whaddup htown.
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7 days
What the hell is oozing from under my truck's rear passenger weather stripping? . I've chased it to the center pillar, so far, and it's seeping out of the wire harness. Dielectric grease? The Blob?
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Land, man
7 days
Farmville: Godmode activated. Live streaming all day
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Land, man
8 days
RT @LandmanLife: 🔝 RollCall, check in up top! 🔝 @skippy_dcm @oilallaround @pref_right @plm_pimp @tedmccrann @PA_p3rry @htow….
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Land, man
10 days
Inclusion? I am all about it. I make force pooling look like a team-building exercise.
@BoFrenchTX
Bo French
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This is a question on the application for admission to @TCU
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11 days
Love a good michelada
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Land, man
14 days
Hunt them.
@MissVega8888
Based Bandita
14 days
So my cousin just purchased property in Mississippi that’s 25 acres. Neighbors came by and said the community uses the land to hunt, and they’ll continue to do so whether she likes it or not. What are her legal options?.
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Land, man
16 days
And the wedding rings are missing. Follow along for more terrible financial advice.
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Land, man
17 days
My parents wrote a generous wedding check to both my fiancé and I to help buy a house. I asked them to recut the check made out to just me. I love her, but I also love separate property. Follow along for wedding updates and mildly strategic financial planning.
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Land, man
16 days
Found @EnronChairman hiding in plain sight.
@PipesAndPower
Ken Lay
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@NextWaveEFT META and MSFT are paying 60-80% premiums in their public nuke PPA announcements, fyi.
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Land, man
16 days
TikTok, OnlyFans? So many young kids driving supercars around Austin these days.
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16 days
RT @GreyHairOpsGuy: Last night, the kiss cam at the Coldplay concert caught me having an affair with a coworker. This is the seventh time….
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Land, man
17 days
My parents wrote a generous wedding check to both my fiancé and I to help buy a house. I asked them to recut the check made out to just me. I love her, but I also love separate property. Follow along for wedding updates and mildly strategic financial planning.
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17 days
Last Peppers beer as a bachelor. Wish me luck.
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He's starting a company called Data Science Incorporated. It's going to incorporate data. Watch out @FracSlap.
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17 days
My Lyft driver is high AF. He's driving better than most Midlanders.
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Land, man
18 days
Mrs. Landman's new whip
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18 days
Midflight bootycall?
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