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𝙼𝙴𝙷𝙷𝙷
Dunder Mifflin 😗
Joined February 2020
If you want to cook after work, you really have to walk in and start immediately. Don’t even think about sitting down 😭
Girl to girl?
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this is why you shouldn’t have a kid with just anyone. Dads are important.
A father who learned that his daughter had a hard day at school bought her flowers and a stuffed animal on the way home from work. ❤️
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If you call me twice without me picking up . Text me the information instead of spam calling me . Who raised some of y'all 😭
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Thank God I was born into the best era in the world to be a girl
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I know I always say it but I love a groom that’s visibly excited at his wedding. Dancing, having fun, smiling. You people can have all these steeze gods with their stiffness. Excited grooms all day every day!!!!
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I'm disgustingly self aware… There's nothing you can tell me that I haven't spent weeks reflecting on.
Something about you nobody knows?
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I keep my girl updated about everything, remain small make I tell am how I Dey breathe
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You’re not helping your wife, you’re carrying your child. Ask another question.
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Stare back awkwardly na.
how do y’all react when someone stares at you awkwardly?
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wanna watch a movie but i wanna read a book but i wanna write but i wanna listen to music so naturally i will doom scroll instead
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No man is speaking to my father if it’s not marriage, please i respect my daddy too much for stupid jokes.
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That’s why it’ll be forever number one on my list!!! You can’t fake thoughtfulness and consideration and make it sustainable, it has to be inherent. If it didn’t dey it didn’t dey!!!
Every other love language can be compromised and faked except acts of service at least not for long. Gifting: a rich person will hack that Physical touch: Every horny person can use that Words of affirmation: A liars paradise Quality time: an unemployed person��s dream.
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There's no single problem I have right now that even $50k won't solve everything. Sometimes I wonder if na cartel una dey owe money for una to dey talk this thing.
You probably think $100k will solve all your problems.
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I can’t walk around barefoot at home, like I literally need house slippers.
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bro, e no get fooling wey reach the one wey we do for primary school 😭 "don't write my name in red pen" "don't call my surname" "don't blow the sharpener, it won't work again" omo😭
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