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Is this a safe space? Brand Strategist | Writer | Content Editor | Talent Manager | bob the builder @itasspod
Wild west
Joined May 2023
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Fine boy, better block me now. I no dey use woman matter play.
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If u see a shawty n a nigga @ ebeano 2geda they’re fucking raw
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You may not know it's there, but Fusarium ear rot can hit your yield & crop quality hard. 🌽 Hear tips from Tyler Harp on how to protect your corn with Miravis Neo.
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The Federal Government Has Done Nothing For Me, To Deserve My Money. Electricity = Me Healthcare = Me Security= The Almighty Education= Poor So .... Why I go pay Tax?
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What does this even mean?
My car key battery being low is news to me. Is that even necessary?
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You will be tempted to show that you are doing well, but it is important you resist the urge to perform for an audience that don’t matter - and maybe isn’t even watching
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This is what people who don't have an air fryer say
“Air Fryer” is one of the best marketing terms of all time 90% of people don’t know their oven does the same exact thing
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You would be on your own lane, driving and praying that the road is kind to you and there will be a mad person like this driving behind you.
“I’m sc@red , I’m really sc@red !! I want to kp@! Myself” - Peller bursts into t£ars as he drives his new Benz into a d!..tch after him and jarvis had a quarrel again 🤯… omoh this is sc@ry o😳😳🙆🏼♂️🙆🏼♂️💔💔💔💔
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March 30th. My life changed forever, I now live with crippling anxiety 🙏🏾
Sep 27, 4AM, I had an accident on 3rd mainland. My car summersaulted twice before stopping on the corvette. Where 20+ boys came from, I’d never know. They told me to not rejoice as I hadn’t survived yet and they could still throw me into the water. Took almost 200k.
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Sep 27, 4AM, I had an accident on 3rd mainland. My car summersaulted twice before stopping on the corvette. Where 20+ boys came from, I’d never know. They told me to not rejoice as I hadn’t survived yet and they could still throw me into the water. Took almost 200k.
What’s the worst place your car could break down at night in Lagos? I’d say Third Mainland Bridge. If you find yourself in such situation, just pray and hope for the best.
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A decade later. You will always be my best friend ✨
Myself and my best friend had one of those funky best friend shoot for our 10 year friendship anniversary and I literally can’t wait to post it.
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I’m not pretending. Infact, my substack is full of admissions.
The funniest thing about this country is how everyone is pretending. Half the people you think are doing well are drowning silently, and nobody wants to admit it.
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This song is just two word lyrics 😱🤯 Asake is a beast🙂↔️😂😂
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Sleigh the season with the most personal gift around. Get them a Cameo video!
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It’s one thing to have a car in this focken city and it’s another thing to find a parking spot.
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I stood up in my room, smiling like a proud father.
Asake dey always show him rap ability anytime he dey perform Basquiat 😂. Fire song
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