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@pking0990
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Bonafide Winner🤩/youonlyliveonce/Sports\Gaming\Tech\LFC🏴
Joined January 2024
It's not okay 👍
It's okay to embarrass yourself in pursuit of human connection btw
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*japanese pornhub
my tl now is like ur scrolling in pornhub
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there’s nothing in this country to be happy about, nothing gives you joy in this country. sad place to live in
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Zero fanbase😭😭 I genuinely forgot they won this
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Doctor strange talk say after 5 years I go enter multiverse of madness 😔😔😔
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I really want to understand what you mean by "stitch it up". You mean like you stitched up your asshole, I don't just get 😭😭
He fucked my ass, as a result i had a severe tear, told him how much pain I was in and how I needed to go stitch it up and he asked me if he could fuck it again so I stitch it up at once and I agreed.
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He fucked my ass, as a result i had a severe tear, told him how much pain I was in and how I needed to go stitch it up and he asked me if he could fuck it again so I stitch it up at once and I agreed.
What’s something you tolerated once that you’d never accept again ?
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Fake moan Fake shaking leg Fake everything I don't care, as long as I nut, I'll leave you with your faking
The confidence some men have,whole time she’s just fake moaning😂
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You ask me for money, I told you I don't have and the next thing you deem necessary is giving me attitude? na that attitude gan gan I dey find😂😂
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God if you know that I won't be 10X and more successful than my dad after all this one, just kill me now🙏 Your's faithfully Me.
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Every small thing "shekpe" you no dey listen don toliver????
Having a roommate with bad taste in music is worse than having HIV
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地獄に堕ちろ、知恵遅れの豚
Apparently there’s a phenomenon on 𝕏 right now where if you post a picture of a steak you made, kind Japanese people will comment on it and tell you how amazing it looks. Let’s test it out: I could use the self esteem boost.
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Messi vs Ronaldo comparison and the argument is first touch 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/Kf91PM2kO0
he has a better first touch than messi
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i know if i died tonight, right now, not a soul would give a flying fuck about me.
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