Piper
@piperrrrrrs
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Babe, wake up, a new headline to point out that people don’t understand how oils/fats fit into their nutrition and diet just dropped
NYC health food chain Pura Vida’s tuna sandwich has triple the fat of a Big Mac: these dishes ‘deserve jail time’ https://t.co/aW9RRYwjGx
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“You should be a lawyer” is how adults call a little girl a fucking bitch
@anotheranarch I don’t know because, contrary to the advice of numerous adults in my childhood, I have not become a lawyer
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ever since i was a little girl i have loved staying up really late hanging out with myself and thinking about stuff and things
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alcohol does reduce your iq and it's why I keep going to the bar. once I escape the 135 iq hellhole and enter the sweet ignorant is bless 110 range I'll finally be happy
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ur in her dms i’m accidentally reposting reels of tibetan foxes because i don’t know how to use the app anymore
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Notice how I exit the left lane after I am no longer passing the vehicle to my right? Very LEGAL, very FOLLOWING LITERAL TRAFFIC LAWS of me <3
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The thought of someone drinking soda on a daily basis sends shivers down my spine
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having ocd is like having a million final destination like visions every day
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i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do you see my problem
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can’t even knock on wood these days. that’s why it’s all going bad. “knock on laminated particle board”. go fuck yourself. that’s insane
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