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Roy πŸ€ 🦝 🦫 πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ ☭

@phiqzer

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I'm a hairdresser from the Midwest, the profile picture is my son, over a decade in it's still a fresh wound. Anyway...

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@god_yell
GodLoveYell πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡© πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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@ADHDForReal
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Roy πŸ€ 🦝 🦫 πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ ☭
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Why do they always use insults that reference a feminine existence? It’s almost like they can’t help but be disrespectful.
@20rakah02
20rakah
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@elijahdaniel Feminine energy.
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@foxes_in_love
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@esjesjesj
evan loves worf
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The Supreme Court just made the funniest possible outcome legal
@PopBase
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Biden and Trump will meet on Wednesday in the Oval Office.
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Roy πŸ€ 🦝 🦫 πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ ☭
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I’ve been mulling an idea over. I think I’d rather call myself an accomplice, rather than an ally. I have an idea.
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Roy πŸ€ 🦝 🦫 πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ ☭
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I know. I didn’t need the reminder. Thanks.
@hourIyhoroscope
astrology bot
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they don't want to talk to you, libra.
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@Pinko69420
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Roy πŸ€ 🦝 🦫 πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ ☭
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Good grief. It is entirely too late in the evening for me to be listening to prog rock, yet here I am with Nursery Cryme from Genesis playing in the background.
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@MsAshRocks
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@liberaljanee
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Roy πŸ€ 🦝 🦫 πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ ☭
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Wonder why I’m in a bad mood. 9/10 of my socials are of people they are scared and worried about the future. About 1/10 of them are jackasses yelling for us to shut up? If you claim to be a Christian then start acting with the love you claim to have.
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@B_Rabbit843
π•Œπ•Ÿπ••π•–π•£π••π• π•˜π”Ήπ•‹: 𝔹𝕃𝕄 ✊🏿
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Roy πŸ€ 🦝 🦫 πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ ☭
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Wonder if this’ll even make our trains run on time?
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@theliamnissan
Liam Nissanβ„’
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Voters of Iowa, you have an opportunity to do the funniest thing in the history of mankind
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@dieworkwear
derek guy
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It's November 5th, 2024. Thousands of men look at their shoe closet, realizing they threw out their dress sneakers bc of my tweets. They only have uncomfortable dress shoes and decide not to walk to the polls. Kamala Harris wins. We now have communism.
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@michaelharriot
Michael Harriot
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People who say this election could be the "end of democracy" are so extra... Or maybe they know the TRUE history of the election-denying white supremacist who led a violent insurrection, overturned a presidential election and ended democracy in America. A thread
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Roy πŸ€ 🦝 🦫 πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ ☭
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It used to be my dog and I. We would try to eat 2 million pizzas each day.
@AuntCunt
Aunt Cunt
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Which one of you is it?
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