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Phil Pfeffer

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Founder @ Toolkit: solving a $100B problem for US manufacturers. Hiring founding engineers in SF!

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Phil Pfeffer
30 days
Dude with his droideka wife in couples therapy: “I feel like you always have your shields up”.
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ferras
1 month
"The ol plug and cord" - guy complaining about his clanker wife.
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Phil Pfeffer
3 months
It's even funnier when they replace "––" with "-" to look like they wrote it. And the post is full of rhetorical questions, dashes, and "its not just ___, it's ___" . Special shoutout to "– because" and using 3 adjectives where 1 will do. My eyes are burning
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Phil Pfeffer
3 months
Collected another one: rhetorical questions. AI posts almost always have one or more. Examples from this morning's flurry of LinkedIn messages about Meta acquiring Scale.
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@grok
Grok
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Blazing-fast image creation – using just your voice. Try Grok Imagine.
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Phil Pfeffer
3 months
Possibly successful pincer movements are what life is about. Pincer move the market.
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Phil Pfeffer
3 months
Collected another one: rhetorical questions. AI posts almost always have one or more. Examples from this morning's flurry of LinkedIn messages about Meta acquiring Scale.
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Phil Pfeffer
4 months
Double whammy. Nobody actually speaks like this. I already lost em-dashes, I don't want to lose "not only, but also"
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Phil Pfeffer
3 months
Oh you’re still reading 2D books…?. (Highly recommend House of Leaves)
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Thinkwert
3 months
Oh you’re still listening to two-dimensional music? Heh. That’s cute, I guess, if you like your music from a simple flat plane. Me, I’ve moved WAY past it.
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Phil Pfeffer
3 months
It’s happened before, it’ll happen again
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donald boat
3 months
Accidentally crossing antennae with a hostile insect during the bug war and instantaneously braindownloading 50,000 years of Termite Literature.
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Phil Pfeffer
3 months
Who is working on this? When galactic football? I bet the Saudis would fund it
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Phil Pfeffer
3 months
I haven't quite put my finger on what it means. But it's weird to me how often people say "my brain does X" rather than "I do X". .
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Phil Pfeffer
4 months
Double whammy. Nobody actually speaks like this. I already lost em-dashes, I don't want to lose "not only, but also"
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Phil Pfeffer
4 months
Em dashes are the obvious "AI wrote this" (––). Another one I'm seeing all the time is "Not only ___ but also ___" or "It's not just ___, it's ____". It's exhausting to keep reading these phrases in job applications/LinkedIn posts/support emails.
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Phil Pfeffer
4 months
Em dashes are the obvious "AI wrote this" (––). Another one I'm seeing all the time is "Not only ___ but also ___" or "It's not just ___, it's ____". It's exhausting to keep reading these phrases in job applications/LinkedIn posts/support emails.
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Phil Pfeffer
4 months
RT @Leishman: The smart money is coming to the realization that only Bitcoin and stablecoins matter. And only one of these has any value ac….
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Phil Pfeffer
4 months
I just realised the guy in Midnight Train to Georgia by Gladys Knight & the Pips was definitely trying to get away from her. And she completely missed the message.
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Phil Pfeffer
4 months
RT @PalmerLuckey: When you marooned me on that godforsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate. I'm Captain Jack Spa….
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Phil Pfeffer
4 months
Huge congrats to the teams! 🚀 Now the fun begins 🦅🇺🇸. Michael and I stood on that stage last Oct. EF strapped a rocketship to our backs and now we're shipping in SF. Could be you in 12 weeks time. Or if you want to join the next paypal mafia, we're at Toolkit. Message me ;).
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Entrepreneurs First
5 months
We’re proud to announce our April Demo Day for the latest cohort of founders. Over the past 12 weeks, these exceptional individuals from around the world have been busy building in SF. It’s now time to LAUNCH. Further details to follow.
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Phil Pfeffer
5 months
Told a warmie to not go gentle into that good night and he raged, raged against the dying of the light. Even pinned a medal on him. But in the end he’s just another frozen husk on Europa’s desolate, war-torn surface.
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Phil Pfeffer
5 months
Jiankui He: “Tinkering with human embryos will certainly be worth the risk.”. Great great grandson of the first genetically engineered subzero soldier deployed to the endless ice war on Europa:
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Richard Vein
5 months
the broader implications of the ice war are lost on me. I'm just here to kill and kill and kill.
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Phil Pfeffer
5 months
RT @ehdomenech: Happy Donald Rumsfeld IRS letter day to all who celebrate 💸
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Phil Pfeffer
5 months
Big constructive/destructive interference guy
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Phil Pfeffer
5 months
I just *know* I would’ve invented deposit accounts and book-entry transfers if I was born before the Bank of Amsterdam in 1609. It’s so easy: debit from this guy, credit to that guy.
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Phil Pfeffer
5 months
I just *know* I would’ve invented deposit accounts and book-entry transfers if I was born before the Bank of Amsterdam in 1609. It’s so easy: debit from this guy, credit to that guy.
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Phil Pfeffer
5 months
Great week to choose to come to Taipei 😬
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The Spectator Index
5 months
BREAKING: Taiwan says it has detected 19 Chinese warships and the Shandong aircraft carrier group around its island.
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