I don't just read your script.

RT @Todd_Spence: Steve Carell destroying the room during his audition for Anchorman. So good

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

We get who we get. The window can't sit quick enough for me this year. #thfc.

How are all my UK screenwriters getting on? Enjoying the extra-long weekend? Made any headway with your current project? Feel free to DM me if you need an experienced so-and-so to talk to.

Spurs's summer transfer dealings have taught me why they call it a window PANE. 😩.

Which singer was most pleased about the Premier League 2015/16 season?. Gloria LeicesterFan . #notsorry.

First Eze and now Hincapie, how the hell are we Spurs fans meant to like Arsenal now? 🤔🙄.

I need a movie to stream tonight. Something fairly new and worth the time, not something that won't live long in the memory. Any recommendations?

Now back after my 1st Edinburgh Fringe experience. Saw a great range of talented comics, the standouts being: . @rialinacom .@JokesWithMark .@joetracini .@Halcruttenden .@TroyHawke .@HugeDavies .@thejasonbyrne .@TomLawrinson . Thanks to all for tickling our ribs!.

Saw @joetracini on Friday. Only Fringe gig I saw that made me laugh and cry. If you're still in Edinburgh, I thoroughly recommend you try and get to see his last show.

A lot of room for improvement. We beat them 4-0 last year. Huge drop off. 😏 #thfc.

RT @Flav_Bateman: The manager has done his job. The players have done their job. Daniel Levy do your fucking job.

Gigs attended at Edinburgh Fringe:. Tom Lawrinson.Troy Hawke.Mark Simmons.Jason Byrne.Hal Cruttenden.Ria Lina.Huge Davies.Joe Tracini.Miriam Margolyes. Thanks to all, who made us LOL and one (guess who?) made us cry.

Gutted I'm not watching the City game as am on the train heading back from the Fringe. Sounds like we had a phenomenal first half. (Eze who?). #COYS #THFC.

Sarr > Eze.#THFC #COYS.

RT @FabrizioRomano: 🚨🤍 Thomas Frank sends clear message: “To be very, very clear, I don’t want any players that don’t want to come to the c….

And other supporters wonder why we Spurs fans are so pessimistic. 😔😩

The only account I'll listen to from now on: @SpursOfficial . Everyone else with a Spurs scoop, I'll be like:

Any optimistic Spurs fans out there have a positive spin for all this? Please, it's my birthday. #THFC #COYS.

The worst thing for me is I loved watching Eze play. But as a Spurs fan who doesn't watch the Woolwich unless it's the NLD, it means I've lost out seeing this talent play. 😢 Anyone else feel this way? #thfc.

It's my birthday and I'm a Spurs fan. The Eze debacle is the most Spursy present going. #THFC #coys.