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@thejasonbyrne
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2 days
RT @mactaz72: I went to see @thejasonbyrne in the Edinburgh Fringe tonight. Absolutely outstanding pypp (pee your pants performance) from….
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Irish people love a scam. You ever witnessed a belter of one? 👇. If you’re in Edinburgh and not seeing Head In the Clouds, what are you even doing? Tickets via @assemblyfest 🎟️. #Scams #BusCrash #Comedy #Irish
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RT @MissCatHarvey: Fab night @ preview shows for @FollowTheCow Underbelly & @AssemblyFest . Something for everyone with music, bendy peopl….
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Darwin audiences I’ll avoid at all costs. Edinburgh? Now that’s a different story… I’m back at Fringe with my new show Head In the Clouds, tickets at @assemblyfest. 🎟️. #EdFringe #HeadInTheClouds #StandUpComedy #LiveComedy #Fringe2025 #Audiences
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There's Irish. And then there’s “I’m a builder in London” Irish. #IrishinLondon #StandUpComedy #IrishBuilders #LiveComedy
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Claim to fame: Touched Gwyneth Paltrow’s pan once. #Comedy #LiveComedy #GrahamNorton #GwynethPaltrow
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RT @AikenComedy: 🟢 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗨𝗣 🟢. Get ready to laugh your socks off with @thejasonbyrne, @tonyhorror, John Colleary, Sinéad Quinlan & Barry M….
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17 days
Summer holiday tip: if you need to release some rage, do it in a Scouse accent and yell “Birkenstock.” No one will bat an eyelid. 😂🌞. #SummerHolidays #Accents #Scousers #Birkenstocks
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People always ask how I pick who to talk to in the crowd… sometimes they pick themselves. 🎭. #AudienceInteraction #Comedy #LiveComedy
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24 days
Only in Belfast would a taxi be the start of a group adventure. Anyone else had that carry-on? 🚕. #JasonByrne #StandUpComedy #Belfast #Taxi #IrishComedy #LiveComedy
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29 days
Heading back to Edinburgh this August with Head In the Clouds – and yes, the Scots will 100% be explaining things mid-show. Again. 😂 Tickets via @assemblyfest. #JasonByrne #EdFringe2025 #HeadInTheClouds #LiveComedy #AssemblyFest #StandUpComedy #EdinburghFringe #IrishComedian
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1 month
Wimbledon? Please. Try dodging a Swingball coming at your head like a wrecking ball. 🎾. Fringe folk! My new show Head In the Clouds lands in Edinburgh this August, grab your tickets now through @assemblyfest.
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Some of these modern trades sound more like Pokémon than jobs.⁠.⁠.If you’re planning your Fringe and fancy a bit of mayhem, Head In the Clouds lands in August. Tickets via @assemblyfest. Do the thing.⁠.⁠.#Trades #Onthetools #AudienceInteraction #Comedy #LiveComedy
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A builder, his wife, and a perfect example of marital survival skills. #StandUpComedy #Marriage #Builders #IrishComedy #LiveComedy
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1 month
Music these days just doesn’t involve enough flailing limbs, if you ask me. 🎪. Missing Glasto? Come see Head In the Clouds – tickets at or 👈. #Madness #Glastonbury #IrishComedian #StandUpComedy @madnessband @nextupcomedy
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2 months
All I’m saying is. if assisted dying becomes legal, a lot of Irish men should start sleeping with one eye open. #JasonByrne #IrishComedy #LiveComedy #AssistedDying #Relationships #wife @nextupcomedy
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@thejasonbyrne
jason byrne
2 months
Back at the Edinburgh Fringe this year with new stuff - my new show Head in the Clouds. 😶‍🌫️ And yes, it’ll be absolute mayhem as usual. Tickets via @assemblyfest — get on it!. #JasonByrne #EdFringe2025 #HeadInTheClouds #LiveComedy #AssemblyFest #EdinburghFringe #IrishComedy
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2 months
Walked into a coffee shop in Liverpool. left questioning if I even speak English. ☕️. #AccentProblems #Liverpool #CoffeeShop #LiverpoolAccent #StandUpComedy @nextupcomedy
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2 months
To all the dads out there, past, present, especially dads like my dad who had No filter for all tour tickets #jasonbyrnecomedian #comedy #fathersday
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2 months
It’s nearly Father’s Day, so thinking about how you'd end up in a tree if you gave your da cheek back in the ’80s. 🍦🌳. Heading to the Fringe? I’ll be there with Head In the Clouds – find me at @assemblyfest and bring your da. Or don’t. #FathersDay #JasonByrne
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