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@phenomemenon
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@POTUS Might have a future?! What year do you think this is? 2004?
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@NoContextBrits Im just here for the triggered yanks
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@meacourbet @historyinmemes No, we’d still call it non sensical screaming
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@PSGalu @wc22updates People don’t go there to get mugged and bummed. In those tents all those things are gonna happen to you.
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@_Kallii_ @005e5n Because not everyone is a racist like you. Thats how
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@IamRameshSub @historyinmemes Ramesh you’re just upset he labeled your entire life a lie in under 2 mins and now you don’t have an identity to associate with 🥴
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@socsportsfan2 @rockeye13 @TrungTPhan You were being too nosey 😂
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@RealAmirHated @starzlumax No one cares, cared or will ever care about your grandpa so give it a rest
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@Rob_ThaBuilder @DudespostingWs You’re right, its made up. No one remembers what an application said word for word in an interview and then put them in quotation marks. However the practice of not revealing salaries is an archaic industry practice that needs to be abolished.
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@andrewjones1414 @Iam_vin @footballconfid1 @Ronhotspur I stopped reading after ‘As an arsenal fan’ 😂
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@gary_k86 @FBAwayDays Humpty over there is 62 mate.
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@NoContextBrits I mean.. tea and samosa are a classic combo but wtf would you dunk them in it 😂
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@MarcFUTTrader That’s inaccurate, he’s like 21k
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@TrungTPhan Why didn’t he just go and use one of many existing corn fields for that shot?
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@MissHelena_Lue @cringestposts Um think it’s an L for the sexist guy there..
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@RealAmirHated @starzlumax Life’s worth is measured in miles? What do you measure your sugar in? Liters?
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@NoContextBrits I know they stole spices but stealing auto rickshaws from India is a bit much
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@historyinmemes You just know she never shaved her armpits and fermented her own piss in mason jars
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@NoContextBrits Briefcase wanka
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@JackSmithy97 @NotTenHagsSon @jayy1z Whats your mum got to do with any of this?
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@phenomemenon
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@mufcMPB @TheSunFootball Brought the baby to training for the cameras 🤡 thinks we’ll forget
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@buckfastbadlad Man’s got a bit of hindi inked so you know he’s been places but there’s been a bit of a mix up. He was going for ‘self made’ but the ‘khud banaye’ he got inked means ‘something you’ve made yourself’ like mac & cheese or a cuppa. Not quite the ‘self made’ he intended.
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@adigilio11 @ufcfooty What do you mean ‘if they had’? Do you think baseball and basketball are endangered species only found in the US? People here know what they are and are free to play them 🥴 no one’s stopping them
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@abeeybaby @NaraceReddevil7 @harrypinero History indeed. Just like your hairline.
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@WomenPostingLs The nonchalance in her tweet (and the urge to tweet about it at all) screams midlife crisis.
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@TGWTS2 @doroszewicz1 You’ve had a stinker mate
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@arthuroreilly06 @MartinelliBall @fcsm_eng 16? Hard enough life ahead with that minge of a face. Thoughts and prayers.
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@WendelBloem1 @footbalIfights Fan: Family, Football, Career Ultra: Football, Family, Career
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@SIGO_08 @FightHaven Seriously though, who cares?
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@BrinkMeisterx @SigmaActivity This is why you’re not allowed within 200m of any school.
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@ManUtdPS @Aaliyan34i @Donny_beek6 Watch out for the Twitter headline Police everyone.
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@WowTerrifying Remind me of this
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@SiinthAP @UtdSteven @E3N8N @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticUK I know he’s Dutch, he’s the son of one of the greatest Dutch players of all time 😂 I’m just giving an example
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@DominateFut @Angelos4321 So thats why they want a TOTS Leao ha? So they don’t use him because they are so busy with work or cuz they dont like FUT champs? 🤡 be quiet
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@petes_43 @WomenPostingLs If a 40yr old ‘enjoying’ facking Disney World so much is not an L to you then that’s prolly because you’re a loser like her
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@Penaldian @DeadlineDayLive Yeah nothing’s happening for him anymore
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@Linalatinaa @WomenPostingLs Explains why no one gives you a chance
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@meacourbet @historyinmemes Me and everyone else with 46 chromosomes
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@V2Neco @footballdaily @SkyKaveh You’ve summed up the middle east in one tweet.
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@TheBabyGary1 @iiMiaSanMia He was at RM and I dont recall him winning the treble. You probably were still inside your da back then
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@tcnwakile @utdreport Yeah Ronaldo grew up a millionaire. Nice take mongoose.
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@yahya_7royal @FIFAWorldCup Yeah because Brazil/France/Argentina/Germany are not participating 🤡
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@NofilKhan26 Not to worry mate, he will be worth 50k come Sunday 😂
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@FootballMissess Greek league mantality.. cant expect anything morr
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@me_sijay @BeanymanSports You’ve never heard him before? 🙄
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@Ben_Johnson96 @Dirono That almost sounds Nigerian
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@Dicson_dino @insultsrare And who are you? Cristiano Ronaldo?
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@dylnmr @Scaife51 Jesus 🤦‍♂️
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@KLEVERJARRET @me_sijay @BeanymanSports Clearly you have never spoken to a Chinese or a Mexican before.
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@joshpearson180 @NoContextBrits You’re on a page called No Context Brits.. now use your head.
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@ELLEmagazine Literally no one asked for this. Cringiest thing since Female Ghost Busters.
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@bagelluvr45 @WomenPostingLs Your pinned tweet says a lot about you 🤫
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@pray2rodri @TenHagWay That rule has always existed you clown, the refs simply didn’t enforce it
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@stabmarine @InternetH0F Its okay mate we know you kinda have to say that now.
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@JustMUFC_ @mufcMPB Stop being thick ya attention seeking 🔔end
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@FGRAdam @PicturesFoIder Speaking of failed as a person 🥴
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@benbristowuk @electronvoodoo @fasc1nate Lettuce hope he never worked at a restaurant again
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@helps_a_cat @casbrad One look at him and you know he either makes homemade tofu or artisanal bird houses. Most likely both.
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@UtdSteven @E3N8N @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticUK Its appearance related. Thats why PL clubs dont sign Brazilian wonderkids all that often, the work permit restrictions in other countries are much more relaxed
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@DanShawPFC @agray_N17 @sarahs_81 @NoContextBrits Thanks for walking us through your process Dan.
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@matt_weiss_ Equality: As long as you’re a white truck driving catholic
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@afcxseb @PatrickTimmons1 @Auba @LacazetteAlex That TOTS Laca was an absolute gem of a super sub for me. Extinct at 240K i think but worth it.
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@MbabuFUT Embarrassing game.. football is such an intricate sport and its baffling how little EA has captured that in their game after years and years of dominance in the market. Last FIFA ever no doubt.
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@JustStop_Oil I wasn’t going to, but I’m buying an SUV just for that attention seeking act of vandalism on Van Gogh 🖕
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@abd1rahman @hooflopp @brfootball Robertson was signed from focking Hull mate, for peanuts none the less. I’m a Utd fan and even I can tell u THAT dsnt constitute ‘buying the league’ 😂 give your ed a wobble
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@AydarAkhatov @fasc1nate Copper is a good conductor of heat?
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@SAF_gg @Soo77u Like a pussy? No thanks lad
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@MartinelliBall @arthuroreilly06 @fcsm_eng He’s got the body of a 10yr old and the face of a 25yr old 🔔end
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@petes_43 @WomenPostingLs You ‘love’ autistic people but mockingly use their disability as an ad hominem? Yeah its time for you to shut up.
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@travisjestes @WomenPostingLs At least he’s honest
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@Boki999999 @historyinmemes Everyone’s bodies, including yours will be sent to dirt. That’s hardly oblivion mate.
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@NoContextSykes @BestOfUKComedy Not shark infested though - humble
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@nocontextfm1 The first time I ever played FM back in 2018 I did this for every crucial game 😂 looking back I realize how pathetic that was
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@FB_villa Can he play RW? I’m asking everyone
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@xBigStuff He had a few good games for you mate, ‘best gk in the game’ 🥴
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@itswpceo @InternetH0F I swear I’ve seen more than 4 fat Indians
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@FUT_Rory Ive made 3 separate teams to accommodate all my CM/CAMs.. dont have strength to make q 4th
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@UtdSamm @BreezyUTD Man’s won 5 CL medals but Maguire fanboy Sam ‘s waffling about ‘PL experience’. Thick as custard.
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@Abd1CFC @danielk_loyalty @FunnyFTMoments You’ve been related more times than you’ve won the league. Sit down 🤡
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@SuperbSpearing @UtdFaithfuls @DeJongFrenkie21 How many points did u get for that win?
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@LukeShawArmy Shaw wanted to keep the Eng squad intact 😂
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@phenomemenon
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@FrancisChipp @AVFCStatto Says Chernobyl resident Francis
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@petes_43 @WomenPostingLs Don’t remember confiscating your wallet and stopping you from going ‘piss’ 🥴
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@DiggersHammer @nocontextfm1 But kicking cats is extremely tasteful. Ok mate
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@McBludclart @dhockey13 @FabrizioRomano @piersmorgan You’re thicker than custard and definitely blind 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@SuperbSpearing @UtdFaithfuls @DeJongFrenkie21 Didnt we literally beat you at OT? 😂 sorry mate the win only counts as 3 points
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@wealth_turtle @ElijahSchaffer Yeah because squatters didn’t exist before 2021. Get out of your mum’s basement and educate yourself ya pseudo-intellectual gimp
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