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Insufferable bore

Norfolk, England
Joined April 2009
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The 2025 RMS Fried Breakfast Competition People's Vote Day 11/23 1 Rich (Day 5) @sonofmitsis 8.07 2 Paul (2) @sospainter 8.04 3 Dawn (9) @DawnVanstone 8.02 4 Mark (3) @_thunderousthum 7.93 5 Simon (11) @LittleVillan71 7.88 6 Wayne (10) - @JoneseyWayne 7.83 >>>
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Always something going on around here. #gridlock
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Captain & Tennille 路 Love Will Keep Us Together 路 Song 路 1975
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Why lie about something so easy to disprove? Just makes you look foolish.
@StillSmasho
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Whole reason this is possible is cause of a black woman in theoretical physics named Shirley Ann Jackson.
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@gingerrtom
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I'm not saying now, tomorrow or even next week... But WHEN the time comes.馃憞馃徎
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Just had this email from my car insurance company. What the fuck 馃ぃ
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@sleepingongemss
Sleeping On Gems
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stealing at least three minutes of every rap radio hour
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4640 miles
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How far away is it for You? 馃殫鈱涳笍
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Have just eaten a Lemon masquerading as a Satsuma.
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@RateMySausage
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The 2025 RMS Fried Breakfast Competition Day 11/23 Simon - @LittleVillan71 Score from 1 to 10 (on this tweet only) & comment if you wish. Feel free to RT. #ShopLocal #ProperButcher @LoveBritishFood @NoFarmsNoFoods
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has to be piers morgan surely
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Need some ideas on who should be next on the swap list?馃憞馃徎
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Compton's Most Wanted 路 It's A Compton Thang! 路 Song 路 1990
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Do you love me, Mary Jane?
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Rick James 路 Come Get It! (Expanded Edition) 路 Song 路 1978
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When you order a Spitfire memorial from Temu.
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trucking about
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I have many many questions 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
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California knows how to, no wait not that one
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Joe Cocker 路 Classics (Vol.4) 路 Song 路 1987
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I love JJ Cale鈥檚 music, the fact he鈥檚 from my hometown is a bonus.
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Free consultancy, worth exactly what you paid for it.
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Name a doctor that isn鈥檛 Victor Frankenstein 馃И
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What a time to be alive.
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The last two weeks alone on this platform have seen Alan Nixon threaten to sue a pie for libel and Tommy Robinson sending rage-filled DM鈥檚 to someone for threatening to faceswap him with Prince Andrew.
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Wishlisted!
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Mostly Positive Reviews
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Had the privilege of testing an upcoming game that I'm certain will tug at the heartstrings of anyone that spent hours in the Arcade when they were younger. Over Jump Rally is a solo dev's ambitious attempt at recreating and personalizing Sega Rally, and succeeding. The game
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