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Irreverent financial market analysis/commentary with a focus on chapter 11 bankruptcy, restructuring & distressed investing. DYOR. NF-or-legal-A. Subscribe 👇

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đź’ĄPETITIONđź’Ą
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Strongly considering starting a subreddit called "WallStreetDebts" to discuss:. 📍Independent directors who are clearly not independent.📍PE shops' shameless div recaps and financial pillaging of balance sheets.📍Sh*tty lawyers who violate ethics on the reg. 📍Arrogant judges.
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đź’ĄPETITIONđź’Ą
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Is there an Inverse Chamath index? Asking for a friend.
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đź’ĄPETITIONđź’Ą
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95 degrees out and bros still be walking around midtown in vests.
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đź’ĄPETITIONđź’Ą
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day. This jacka$$ lost Moms and Pops millions at the top of the SPAC craze and now he has the meat hammock to do an "I told you so". ?! GFY, @chamath.
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Chamath Palihapitiya
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13 years ago, around when this video was taken, I wrote an Op-Ed in Bloomberg advocating every person in the world putting 1% of their then net worth into Bitcoin. The price of Bitcoin then was $80.
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đź’ĄPETITIONđź’Ą
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Remember Clubhouse?.
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đź’ĄPETITIONđź’Ą
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You can read about it here: .
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"Uber for Dogs" company takes a sidewalk dump on public shareholders.
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đź’ĄPETITIONđź’Ą
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$PET is yet another example of a '21-'22 era deSPAC to sh*t the bed . or sidewalk in this case. The company filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy to effectuate a debt-for-equity plan, wiping out high profile equity holders like @naval @GreylockVC and General Catalyst.
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đź’ĄPETITIONđź’Ą
1 month
Up in smoke or in RX pros' pockets.
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Sheel Mohnot
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Is @OpenStore done?. Site redirects to Jack Archer, maybe the last brand left in the portfolio?. Feels like the end of the Shopify/Amazon rollup wave. Are any of the Thrasio-style models still around?. $10s of B's of $$ went up in smoke chasing this playbook.
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đź’ĄPETITIONđź’Ą
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This is amazing. @WIRED has a piece about Substack and subscription fatigue behind a paywall.
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RT @petition: Private credit guys patting themselves on the back for a loan realizing and not going tits up is high key absurd. https://t.c….
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đź’ĄPETITIONđź’Ą
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Private credit guys patting themselves on the back for a loan realizing and not going tits up is high key absurd.
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đź’ĄPETITIONđź’Ą
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And coming from us this is saying something: we write 25 minute weekend reads!.
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đź’ĄPETITIONđź’Ą
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By the time we finish reading @BillAckman and @tyler's posts about the NYC mayor election it will be time to vote in the NYC mayor election.
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đź’ĄPETITIONđź’Ą
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What a narcissitic douche.
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Chamath Palihapitiya
2 months
Incredible that almost 58k people voted. I hope everyone that voted “No” feels seen. Now onto business. I got calls from many Wall Street and Crypto Titans yesterday. They all want in and their vote matters a lot to me so. I will probably do it. Maybe this time it will.
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đź’ĄPETITIONđź’Ą
2 months
This is a savage photo deployment by @business. AI is going to kill you, Muahahahahahahahahahah. $MSFT
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đź’ĄPETITIONđź’Ą
2 months
Yesterday we wrote about two deeply distressed Oaktree situations: $PNST + $TPIC.
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Ones to Watch: Pinstripes Holdings Inc. ($PNST) + TPI Composites Inc. ($TPIC)
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RT @ValueSituations: Interesting post from @MikeFritzell and timely too given what I see as a maturing of the @SubstackInc platform. Mike's….
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đź’ĄPETITIONđź’Ą
3 months
Absolutely. Brutal. Chart. $UNH
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3 months
H/t @ABLAdvisor .
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đź’ĄPETITIONđź’Ą
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This is great. Now Clearlake can provide the DIP financing to a lot of their sh*tcos once their wave of LMEs fail and go BK.
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Rite-Aid = brutal. $CVS $WBA
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