Sorry to bang on but I really don't want your kindness to go to waste. Sending food and meds across EU is highly complex even for Experts and nigh on impossible for hugely mixed loads of generous donated items. It is better to donate to @DECappeal so they coordinate the need 1/3

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After all the sacrifices the people of this country have made, they’re laughing at us. Pretty unforgivable.

As Promised -- When Bitcoin hits $69,000 I’m gonna give some randomly to people who like and retweet this. #Bitcoin

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2,298,013 have now registered to vote this election. 1,496,757 of those are under 35. That's a massive rate of 3,993 per hour. That's more than 7% of the electorate & enough to change the outcome. Register to vote today https://t.co/WlbacI0EQP

You know what would have been a *more* ‘common sense’, approach @Jacob_Rees_Mogg? Ensuring that the building wasn’t coated in cheap-as-fuck flammable cladding. But hey, yes, put the blame on the poor sods who lost their lives that night... keep doing you.

Amount spent on R&D last year: Amazon: $22.6 billion Google: $16.2 billion Samsung: $15.3 billion Intel: $13.1 billion Microsoft: $12.3 billion Apple: $11.6 billion Facebook: $7.8 billion Total: $85.8 billion

Used @StarlingBank for business banking because it was free. Don't bother, it's free for a reason. Due to their uninformed staff, I have lost £1,150. Bank with them at your own risk. Lots of friendly people over the phone, but all over-promising and under-delivering. #poorform

@MartinSLewis There are two kinds of lucky people in this world - smart people who know they're just lucky, and lucky people who think they're just smart.

When someone says "we should catch up soon!!" and then they actually follow through

In 1780s Britain, the electorate in England and Wales consisted of just 214,000 male landowners. In Britain in 2019, just 150,000 Tory party members, with an average age of 57, will decide our next Prime Minister. This is our democracy.

One thing I didn't realize before I had kids is how many photos of eager, smiling kids had a parent out of the frame doing something ridiculous to make them laugh.

This is what you would send back to the scriptwriter with the note: "this metaphor seems a bit on the nose."

Be happy. It really annoys negative people.

Safe in their hands? I don't think so. This is the House of Commons debating our existential crisis - #ClimateBreakdown - for the first time in 2 years. Government benches almost empty.

Elephants have their trunks; giraffes have their long necks – and human beings have their ability to do this... (MRI of a person talking. Amazing!)

This sounds obvious, but since so many people act as if they didn't know it, I'm going to say it anyway: Doing something at all is a prerequisite for doing it well.