. @jayrayner1 This review also contains the finest use of critic-snapped food pictures I've ever seen.

@pete_wells @drewmagary @jayrayner1 @guardian The very next sentence may actually be my favorite

@pete_wells @jayrayner1 Bad food is eternal, but a "ladies' menu" is a shocking thing to find in a 2017 review.

@pete_wells @jayrayner1 A complete demolition; love it.

@pete_wells @jayrayner1 "Not that the older gentlemen with their nieces on the few other occupied tables seem to care."

@pete_wells @drewmagary @jayrayner1 if i were given a ladies' menu without prices on it while a man got a reg menu i would get the nobel prize for most creative mass murder

@pete_wells @jayrayner1 Amazing horrific descriptions of awful food creations concocted to justify the 600 euro bill. Fascinating.

@pete_wells @jayrayner1 Es maravillosamente destructiva. Un cuadro.

@pete_wells @jayrayner1 "The dining room...is a broad space of high ceilings and coving, with thick carpets to muffle the screams."

@pete_wells @jayrayner1 "an amuse-bouche which doesn't" is excellent

@pete_wells @jayrayner1 😀😀😀My lips pursed like a cat's arse, that's brushed against nettles. Brilliant!

@proeat @ElizabethOnFood @pete_wells there's a category of food writer, as of chefs, who likes to draw attention through sensationalising - neither worth paying attn to IMO

@pete_wells @jayrayner1 Oh my God. This is the finest restaurant review ever written. And the real onion picture brings to mind only this: 💩

@pete_wells @tablehopper @jayrayner1 my word !!!! what a bitch slap!

@pete_wells @jayrayner1 Hard to pick a fav line but this: “It’s like eating a condom that’s been left lying about in a dusty greengrocer’s,” she says of gel globe.

@pete_wells @HeidiLiFeldman @jayrayner1 Oh my god - that is the funniest thing today! Just dying laughing here! Thank you Pete Wells! hahahahaha

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