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@perltastic
Bhavesh
1 year
Jardosh's traffic-sizing (JTS) rule: Build 2 lanes, you will get 3 lanes of traffic. Build 3 lanes, you will get 5 lanes of traffic. Build 5 lanes, you will get 8 lanes of traffic. Do Indian planners factor this at all ?
@WFRising
Whitefield Rising
1 year
How many more lanes will fix this? 🙄
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@SirKazamJeevi
SirKazam {blu tik}
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Pettiness thy name is Modi Incompetence thy name is Modi Corruption thy name is Modi Megalomania thy name is Modi Narcissism thy name is Modi Buffoonery thy name is Modi Khi Khi Khi thy name is Modi I have not said which Modi but those who will get angry reading this, know 😇
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@ennui365
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@talk2anuradha
Anuradha Tiwari
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Indigo harassing passengers knows nothing will happen to them. Contractors building broken roads know nothing will happen to them. People selling fake paneer & medicine know nothing will happen to them. But God forbid you’re late filing taxes, there is PENALTY.
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@CartoonistSan
Sandeep Adhwaryu 🇮🇳
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@mashrujeet
Jeet Mashru
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Ridiculous. Have observed this at many places. Footpaths are left incomplete or contractor will pour concrete on the already existing SWD without strengthening it. This endangers lives of pedestrians @mybmc I'm not even getting into the fact on how inaccessible these footpaths
@MNCDFbombay
M.N.C.D.F
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Attn: @mybmc you have left the footpath construction incomplete for than half a year despite concreting the road. The footpath work is left halfway at most of the places, making it difficult for pedestrians to walk. This endangers lives of pedestrians as it forces people to
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@Benarasiyaa
Piyush Rai
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Most likely the only document missing during passport verification.
@Benarasiyaa
Piyush Rai
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Hello, @delhipolice. Why?
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@airindia
Air India
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#ImportantUpdate A third-party system disruption has been affecting check-in systems at various airports, resulting in delays across multiple airlines, including Air India. Our airport teams are working diligently to ensure a smooth check-in experience for all passengers. While
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@theskindoctor13
THE SKIN DOCTOR
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A 13-year-old boy, a national-level skater with six medals, made a childish mistake. He brought a phone to school, recorded a class video, and uploaded it. A minor lapse, not a crime. But the Principal behaved as if she were some colonial-era viceroy dispensing punishments, not
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@mashrujeet
Jeet Mashru
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Another example : Concrete road built this year is dug up again in Mumbai 🛑 Shri Hari Mandir Marg, Goregaon west. Reminder : BMC is spending more than ₹12,000 crores to build these concrete roads across Mumbai. Third example in last few days after Chandivali and Mahim.
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@PsychoViswa
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i have been a victim of dangerous cyber crime last sunday. i was driving on my four wheeler from vizag to vizianagaram, while driving I received a msg from mparivahan saying that i jumped a signal and challan was issued. curious to look into the picture..i clicked the link. an
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@GemsOfMBMC
Gems of Mira Bhayandar
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Transport Minister @PratapSarnaik claims "Mira-Bhayandar is developing like China, America, Dubai, etc.. Soon, Mira-Bhayandar will be known as India's most developed city in the World" 🙂 @My_MBMC @krishnaguptaRTI @mashrujeet
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@zoru75
Zoru Bhathena
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London Metro - get off Metro - exit station - run to next station - enter next station - catch same train All in 1 min 36 seconds Mumbai Metro - get off Metro - exit station And that itself takes 4 min 36 seconds My Mumbai Metro It's a long long trek down there
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@rameshsrivats
Ramesh Srivats
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1 USD = Rs. 60: Elect us. We will bring it down to Rs. 40. Rs. 70: Working on it. Happening very soon. Rs. 80: Look, it will take time. Need to undo 60 years. Rs. 90: What are you complaining about? It's good for the economy.
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@nixxin
Nikhil Pahwa
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I know Scindia has said that the #SancharSaathi is not mandatory, but there are still some things. If we allow this, we allow the government to push any application on to our phones. Today it is DoT pushing Sanchar Saathi. A new Aadhaar app was launched yesterday. Ministry of
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@YTKDIndia
#YeThikKarkeDikhao
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Gujarat has been ruled by BJP for over 25 yrs. A few questions for the Chief Minister of Gujarat, Bhupendra Patel ji. Please answer them. 1. How can 8 major municipal corporations in Gujarat — controlling over ₹2,00,000 crore of public money remain UNAUDITED for 4 to 7 years?
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@Schandillia
Amit Schandillia
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You can’t get a SIM without a valid KYC. Every device has an IMEI. Every IMEI is mapped to its SIM at the operator’s end. In an ideal world where Aadhaar KYC meant something, catching a phone thief would be as straightforward as asking the operator for the number associated with
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@shantanugoel
Shantanu Goel
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sanchaarsaathi AT gmail dot com 😂 broadbandmission AT gmail dot com 😂 official email ids for sanchaar saathi app FULL atma-nirbhar (dependent on spirits, not on self)
@avahgaar
avahgaar
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@0xcowsecurity @shantanugoel Support email on Gmail. 🤣😂
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@VijayKumbhar62
Vijay Kumbhar
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How many more lives will party monsters claim in Pune? Nov 30: Drunk driver Pratap Daigade mowed down 30-yr-old Satyendra Mandal outside #Toit #KalyaniNagar. Legs crushed, body torn in two. No one—not even hotel staff—took him to hospital. He bled out for 30 mins & died.
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@ChandivaliCCWA
Chandivali Citizens Welfare Association (CCWA)
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Sadak banane ke baad BMC ko yaad aaya ki drain line dalna toh bhool gaya hai 😂😂 बनाओ–खुदाई करो–फिर बनाओ BMC digs up a newly made concrete road to reconstruct the road again as they forgot to build storm water drains and utility trenches Sumer Builder took FSI benefits
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@akkiman
Akshay D
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Was watching this youtube show and saw this post made on an ATM in Canada. Profound.
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