Ramesh Srivats
@rameshsrivats
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Armchair thinker. Excessive drinker. Occasional writer. Wants to be lighter.
Bangalore, India
Joined November 2008
I know BCCI gets Rs. 100-150cr a year for this jersey sponsorship. But considering they earn Rs. 10,000cr a year, I wish they would just let this 100cr go. It would be good to have the Indian team just display "India" on their jersey.
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It seems Toyota is bravely stepping up to be on the Indian team jersey. They'll probably ask for an extended warranty.
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How can Cheteshwar Pujara be retired when he never tired in the first place.
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Lionel Messi is coming to Kerala it seems. As if the state doesn't have enough strikers already.
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Good move. I've been quite jealous of my car as it drinks more ethanol than I do.
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Trump nominates Sergio Gor to be ambassador to India. Basically he's telling our government, to listen carefully, as in "Gor se suno.".
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After seeing the fate of Sahara, Oppo, Byju's and Dream 11, I think the time has come for Adani Industries to sponsor the Indian cricket team. Let's see what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object.
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Can be a pretty lite software. File-size just a few bites.
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Maybe we should start a Twitter for stray dogs to figure out which ones are aggressive. We could call it Woofer.
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Wow! 386 years old. Happy Birthday Madras. Here, take cake. No, not you, Chennai. You go sit quietly in the corner.
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I didn't know we needed a Supreme Court order to sterilize and immunize stray dogs. I thought that was the duty of the administration anyway. Guess I was wrong.
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The two future leaders in Tamil Nadu are Vijay whose first name is Joseph, and Udhayanidhi whose second name is Stalin. Joseph Stalin will be pleased.
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Apple Store to open in Phoenix Mall of Asia, Bengaluru on September 2. So the traffic jam in front of the mall will henceforth be called Apple Jam.
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What nonsense. Bangalore, it seems. It's 20 kms from Hosur. Will be an away game for RCB. oh wait. That's a good thing. Clever move.
🚨 Bengaluru to get India’s 2nd largest cricket stadium in Bommasandra. Capacity - 60,000 seats.Cost - ₹1,650 crore
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This online gaming bill is confusing me. If the government doesn't let me bet, how will I become better, uh?.
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Enter Promo Code "TRUMP".
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As I have said before, sponsoring Indian cricket seems quite hazardous. Sahara, Byju's, PayTM. and now Dream 11. #OnlineGamingBill.
Hmm! Sahara, Byju's, and now #Paytm. Sponsoring Indian cricket appears to be quite hazardous.
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