Pompeii by Bastille was released 6 years ago. do you feel old now idiot. How does it feel to be an elderly person what are you like 50 years old or something stupid old person
Me: Do you like food
Uber driver: Sure
Me: [pulling all of the spaghetti out of my pockets that I was saving for later but I like to share so I thought I’d be nice for once] want some sketti
Driver: do you have mozzarella on you
Me: of course [I open up my wallet]
Sometimes I feel like the Shirley Temple Little Darling DVD Collection which has 18 classic films both in black and white and in color plus a collectible photo
Imagine Joe Biden as your sleep paralysis demon and he starts sucking your fingers and once those are moist he moves on to your toes and there is nothing you can do about it