@okseriouslynow Most of the nights i dont remember started with long islands

When your friend has a win-and-in but it's in the feature match area.

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Mets sure are doing a lot to get bounced in the wild card round again

Wow the second half of this game is incredible

𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐘𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑 🏆 The highest offensive honor in FCS football belongs to our Beau Brungard 🐧🏈 #GoGuins

This sucks. Hope 2026 isn’t this bad

At @ChipoTweets and they are out of tortillas then i paid cash and the cashier messes around with some coins, closes the drawer and asks, do you want your change? What the fuck is going on here

Here’s the wake up call, I’m on the stair master and a fat dude next to me on the treadmill asked if i was ok as I’m basically gasping for air after stopping the stair master 3 minutes in

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Hammered at thanksgiving is the only way to do it

I would love to hear from Austin Hedges on this. I've got to imagine he is fuming at a level that he will never publicly reveal.

This game is absurd

Why tf can no one just go when it’s their turn at a 4 way stop

ChatGPT may be ruining the earth but it does give you workouts that fuck

Last few days of guards grids

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There’s somethin special about stopping at the draught house and chugging a beer on your way home from work

I hate the change to the yahoo mail app. That is all

Cleaning Up #MTG

Just won this if anyone is interested in acquiring it hmu.

Let me feel something again #MagicTheGathering #MTG