Ah yes the two genders, ninjas and pirates

I need 1 friend who is obsessed with Taylor Swift to an unhinged degree, who would like to take up the mantle

I'm reaching my "living in ohio" breaking point finally after 27 years, someone please advise me where to move to

i need a book club but instead of books we talk about taylor swift and house of the dragon, preferably at the same time

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

august REALLY DID slip away like a bottle of wine

something I did not expect for my life in 2022 was taylor swift becoming my #1 most listened to artist on Spotify. and like, the margin is WIDE. it's not even close. Lmao

ROLL THE CLIP

feeling like it's time to run away and start a new life, who's with me

is RuneScape gold technically crypto?

when you get an 8% raise and then inflation is 7.9%

the older you get, the more you lose. recently, i lost pizza

These PRICES though....🫠

im late to this train but zendaya might be one of the most effortlessly cool actors ever born

maybe banks were a mistake

sorry to say but im going to have to stop tweeting as my brother follows me now. goodbye

it is amazing what you will find exciting once you are a corporate person, a new calendar tool on our intranet has elicited multiple SQUEALS of joy

people act like the love languages are some immutable and True concept when they were literally made up by some christian named gary

i texted my dad that bob saget died and he texted me back a thumbs down emoji

does my cat recognize gentleness

im pretty sure rich democrats hang out