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Payton J. Havermann

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UTA ‘26. Former sports reporter for the Leader-Telegram. Host The Unwritten Rule. Connect 4 with Kenny Van Doren. #MizzouMade (Opinions are my own)

Joined February 2020
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Payton J. Havermann
9 months
Pinned. For awhile.
@ChicagoBears
Chicago Bears
9 months
A new era in Chicago. Welcome to the Bears, Coach! 🐻⬇️
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We will never see a game quite like that again. Will Klein is a name etched into eternity.
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Fate of the universe on the line, Martians got the death ray pointed at Earth, I want TAYLOR HEINEMAN at the dish.
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@TkachukFanAcc
Stefan 🐯
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PITCH 6-7 OTW PITCH 6-7 OTW
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This game gets funnier by the pitch I can’t explain it
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@GoCubs49
Steven
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If Yoshinobu Yamamoto ends up pitching multiple scoreless innings in this game I’d give him WS MVP even if the Blue Jays win the next three games by 60 runs.
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These guys actually have Yamamoto warming in the pen two days after he was the first pitcher to throw a World Series complete game this decade. Somebody do something please.
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Mookie might be the best first-ballot HOFer ever with exactly zero signature moments.
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He can’t possibly.
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Will Smith lmaoooo
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I’m glad everyone finally realizes how bad it is, but it truly has been this terrible for years now. The bottom has been falling out since 2022.
@MikeSteveRitter
Michael Ritter
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Missouri Special Teams now ranks 117th in the country in SP+
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Mizzou basketball plays a game that counts a week from today
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JAG QB at 1.1 ✌️
@ilannfl
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Caleb Williams 60.0 pff grade, 60.0 passing grade which is classified by PFF as an average game
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Erik Link!! HAHA! This has gone on four years now!!
@uncledanny24
Uncle Danny
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Great stuff here on Mizzou’s kicker situation from the alum the J-School is most proud of @tmckernan @TMASTL
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It was all right in front of us
@statsowar
parker fleming
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🏈📊DID WE REALLY GET BEAT THAT BAD? NET SUCCESS RATES IN WEEK 9
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Please tell me that is not all he said.
@RossDellenger
Ross Dellenger
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The LSU team meeting has concluded, sources tell @YahooSports. Brian Kelly, appearing at the meeting, told players: "Love y'all. Finish the season!"
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First time in my life I cheered for a Rodgers touchdown pass
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I doubt they even talk to him but LSU is a job Drink would take without a second thought lol. At this point if they keep him through this chaos I have a hard time imagining he ever leaves. Wild offseason ahead.
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Hugh Freeze outlasted Brian Kelly. Unbelievable.
@PeteThamel
Pete Thamel
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LSU just called a team meeting for tonight, per ESPN sources.
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I really have gotten older because I’m already completely over the Bears loss. Just doesn’t matter.
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Caleb just had the best throw of his career and Moore made the best catch of his career in an absolute nothing moment ok dude
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