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How Rose slept, after letting Jack die.
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My uncle Trevor let his ego take over and so my cousins are Trevor Jr, Trevlene, Trevlon, Treverson.
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That honeymoon period when you get a new phone and the battery life showing off >>>>>
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Gave one of the window washers by UWI lights a pinch of some brown weed I was suffering with cuz I didn't have cash. The man circle the van, sit down on the concrete median, pull out a oz of hard weed & give me about 2 grams. 'I doe smoke that shit ras, you shouldn't either' 😐
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On these bad roads? Next ting yuh drop in a pothole and end up cuffing she in she cervix
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When you're selecting a fighter in a video game and you hover over them.
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A yute man bout 13 putting mustard on he fries, minding he business. A rasta man watch him and say, 'aye yute, dat killing sperm inno.' 'Eh heh? Well lemme put more, I doe want no children nah!' 😭😭
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I was 24. Went to a hotel party where someone spiked the punch. A girl took me to her room. To this day idk who she was. I was scared for months till I got tested and was safe. Always brushed it off cuz it was a girl & even laughed & joked about it till it set in weeks later.
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Imagine you just tryna do a good deed and getting saddled with responsibility 😪
The police officer who helped a woman give birth in Biche on April 1 has been named God Father of the baby.
Read more:
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For a bandit to be somewhere jocking inna corner to my gyal pic after I get rob? Nah.
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Can't remember why I took the vid, but the tree that fell had a maribone nest at the top. When I noticed them swarming by the phone was when I digs out 🤣
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Randomly remembering the time two tall man rob me on the wharf after lessons ah evening and like dey never rob ah short man before cuz the man come from behind and cover my forehead instead of my eyes while he bredrin busy emptying my pockets. I just close meh eyes oui 🤣🤣😭
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Still stealing land to this day 😔
my mom takes sand from everywhere she vacations and that’s some pretty cute white people shit ngl
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A hunter now telling me he nuh getting vaccinated cuz dem ting doe work, but a lil while ago in the small talk, telling me he hound make puppies and he hadda carry dem for their shots cuz he doe want them die from parvo. 😕
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Cow heel soup is the best thing in the world. God shoulda give centipedes four legs and give cows dem the 100 feet.
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The day before my CXC literature exam, on a whim, I opened the phonebook & looked for his number and called. He answered. We spent a brief 5 minutes speaking on the metaphors and analogies wrt the cashew tree & the two stones that I was taught...which he denounced as bullshit 🤣
RIP Michael Anthony (10 Feb 1930 – 24 Aug 2023)
#Caribbean
author and historian, born in
#TrinidadandTobago
. Best known for 1967 novel ‘Green Days by the River’. Five-decade career; 30 titles published; novels, short fiction, books for younger readers, travelogues, histories.…
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Blasted dog jump up and throw down all my grind up weed and have me picking up every grain like a fucking soucounyant 😠
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Relationship advice:
Fall in love with someone who doe eat the same pieces of chicken as you. 💜
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Imagine being 100 and now looking to fight up to mind chirren. 🤯
100-year-old South American river turtle gives birth to 18 babies at the Emperor Valley Zoo - Happy
#WorldEnvironmentDay
🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
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My great-grandmother, Apoo. From the Warao tribe. Blessed to have a picture.
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As much as I love the name 'Rootsandfruits868', somebody beat me to it 😅.
Introducing my registered business and logo! Look out for Hummingbird Homestead as we navigate our journey to sustainable food security!!!
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Almost slip and fall down an incline and a girl behind me grab me by my ras and pull me like she walking goat and save meh skin oui 😐
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Overcame some public speaking jitters and did a small thing today. 🙌🏽
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Called Michael Anthony for insight into Green Days by the River for CXC lit...Man tell me he write a book to tell a story and make some money, he eh know bout all that symbology ting my teachers talking bout. 😂
Your most boring, mundane, inconsequential celebrity encounter. Go!
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Yea we all have the same 24hrs, but we don't all have the same resources.
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C3 food court bathrooms doesn't be making sense inno. Male and female at opposite sides for what? After you done eat, you and yuh family hadda split up like Scooby Doo dem to wash allyuh hands
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Gonna take off two tires in the night and put them inside the house.
The TTPS has reported an increase in vehicle theft. What measures are you putting in place to protect your vehicle?
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I feeling like the greatest fool in Trinidad eight now. Aunty tell me pack some lunch and doe forget it have callaloo in the fridge. I eh watch it good and drown my food in green seasoning oui. 😪😪
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I lend this man a pen back in form 1 🔥
Tootoo plaits on a billboard and my eyes looking buss up 😖
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Imagine committing this to memory, hoping it'll be useful some day, and you get kidnapped in slippers. 😔
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Called the Ministry of Agriculture Land and Fisheries for a vet visit for two goats. They were on time, polite, knowledgeable & willing to educate me on the questions I had, and it only cost $80ttd! Very pleased with the service. Big up MALF. 🙌🏽
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Gone Pizza boys to buy two large pizza. Dey call my name and I see four boxes! I dey thinking is a BOGO scene, only for them to tell me 'It have no large boxes, so hold dat'. I beside myself with get through glee cuz I thinking they give me 4 mediums for the inconvenience! Till..
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I marry somebody granny yes. We have no more tea spoons or fork, so we naturally bought a cutlery set. Tell me why we still doe have no tea spoons or forks, cuz she doe wanna open the box 'yet'. Who we saving it for!??! 😭😭😪
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Fuss sinopharm vaccine eh giving any reactions, I wondering if dem give me a vitamin shot and send me home oui. 😂
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As a professor and educator, I'm sure Donda wouldn't have wanted this.
ICYMI: Kanye West opened a Christian private school called Donda Academy. Parents must sign NDAs to have their children attend. Price: $15,000 a year. The school’s not accredited. Here’s a video of kids from his Donda school singing “Good Morning, Donda.”
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Have a skinny, tall Indian yute selling oranges by the lights by Gulf dey. If you see him, buy. The oranges small, but plenty in a bag, rel sweet, rellll juicy.
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Wonder when last the back ah she knees feel rain?
Y’all haven’t seen me in a while. So here’s a pic of me ft my twin. 😂
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I rel eh understand how dey leave da girl on the hike alone cuz she didn't wanna cross the river...nobody coulda stay with she?
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People need to stop framing marriage as a milestone in life.
Those born in 1990-1999 please can you briefly tell us why you're not married yet?
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Also me when my roommate was working night shift and his new boo was coming over for breakfast in the morning. Man beg me to wash he sheets, make up the bed, clean his room, toilet and bathroom, take out garbage, everything. I regret nothing, cuz now they have a son together 🤣🙌🏽
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Me in the past: "Glad I have a van so I can carry livestock in the tray if I buying any, hadda carry dem by the vet etc."
Me now:
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Breakfast!
Location: La Brea. $10 for aloo, $15 for cheese, $20 for meats.
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Neighbour 14-16yr old son singing Post Malone's- 'I fall apart' a lil too hard. Easy dey yute, it go pass🤣
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Bar down here almost get rob, the man was closing and see the bandits and lock himself inside, leaving lingering patrons outside to get rob. Yuh know everybody vex with the man like they expect him to stand up outside and get rob in solidarity inno. Steups.
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Dreamt a gunman come to rob and kill me. Asked him if I beat him in a fist fight, if he'd let me go. He agreed and after a long battle of fisticuffs, I won! Know the man shoot me cuz he feel a how? Steups.
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It's scary how growing up, we men are taught by media, society, our peers, male family members etc, that these phrases is not a 'no', but fluid boundaries to push against. This is rape culture.
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Always used to say when I reach 40 I would start to tote round bird, but my cousin starting me in the hobby early 🤣🤣
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I remember in Boys RC, Mr. Bernard hit a man the "I done pass my common entrance inno." and the man say, "Buh look yuh still in a Std 5 classroom. You eh go nowhere." 😭
Back in secondary school:
*Class gives trouble*
Teacher - I have my CXC’s already you know
Me:
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If I put on a red one I go look like Winnie the Pooh. 😂
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She clearly never bounce up a carailli yet and I happy for her. Quarrel bout yuh peas sistren.
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Took me 27years to do this.
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Stand up in Point buying a gyro. The madman I now blank my change 2mins ago picks up a Carib bottle whilst cussing and waving his arms around. I brace for a buss face. It never comes. The bottle goes into the bin. An environmentally conscious madman. Wow.
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My parents coulda rellll cook used to do full meals every day (we used to sell food too) and my second year teacher used to take my food and give me box lunch :/
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Ah old piper in the elders lime last night was telling we how when he hear it have police roadblock, he does go and lime a corner away so he could pick up all the roll-ons and drugs people fling out dey window when dey realize police up ahead 😭😭😭
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You are what you eat
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Imagine if the artist was a time traveler who lost someone in this accident as a child
A train in the Netherlands derailed, smashing past the end of its tracks and almost falling 30 feet into a pier — but was stopped by a sculpture of a whale's tail.
No one was injured. The sculpture is coincidentally named "Saved By The Whale's Tail." 🐳
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Holy shit
This woman says she covered herself in feces to glorify God.
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@Abstracto_13
@_LadyAzalea
This no different (both creepy/weird) to fellas introducing their sons to porn/strip club etc.
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Agri store wuh police shake me down awa. How dey go package the piperazine so? 🤣
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I rel help Hundred with he geo SBA and the man rub me down for weed in a roadblock on Cipero street in 2016 🤣🤣😭
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Next time I making windows I gonna look up designs from around the world. Here in Trinidad is one grid design we beating for yearsssss. I cah be looking out my window and looking like Kwame Weekes to all the passerbys nah.
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My favourite find after cleaning through dad's stuff, is this entry from his old work journal. Always makes me feel fuzzy inside when I think of it every year. Happy birthday to me.
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Imagine if meat used to grow on trees but you hadda track and set trap for pommerac and ting. Big man like me in the bush, creeping up behind a zaboca and hoping it eh spot me and run away before I could hit him some stone. 🤔
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Nah, you falling in the trap easy easy right dey right dey. They always using the children and the importance of their education to make dem back down. They deserve proper wages esp with the ever increasing cost of living. If they & the children education so important, pay them.
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Nuh everything is to talk out and work out nah. Is to leave some people by deyself oui.
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I woulda call glass man and pay him a second time oui.
We live on the beach in Naples, Florida. We stayed through the Hurricane Ian. Thought I'd share a rather notable photo from the experience...
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I remember being young and naive and thinking that once the older, corrupted generation died out, that everything would be okay.
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I find somebody hadda make a jail for that Paria ting bai. Cyah be no hush hush and money passing to the families alone
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Nobody:
Retiring prostitutes:
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Today a man was shitting loud loud, one setta fart and shit slapping the water going 'duh-junks duh junks' and start to play some soca to try and cover it up 😭😭😭
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