Jihan Roberts
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Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet Vacationed in St. Tropez Together!!
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Whyyyyy ppl like to come on CHOPPED with their sad stories?!! We don’t care if you had a hard life Alvin the pasta is over cooked
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Nicki’s cousin friend balls coming to defend themselves
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I need women to release themselves from the shackles of moaning when that man isn't doing it right.
Lay there in silence and let him learn from his poor performance!!
#doeffinbetter
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Nobody:
Me minding my business
My son talking to his cousin: “you know i sit CXC twice?”
Me: *confused*
Cousin *confused*
Him “yeah… once in mommy belly the next time by myself”
Me
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gov't: take the necessary precautions and avoid public gatherings
trinis:
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Meanwhile 6:30am on a Sunday in my country 🇹🇹
Lol idk if any other island parties consistently the way BIM does
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My child has the flu
He called to ask how i could leave the house when he’s at home sick
He said he doesn’t know how he survived childhood when I’m this way..
He’ll be 23 in December
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The ppl who say “all that money to play Mas?!! I could travel to xyz with that”
Y’all ever see them traveling anywhere?
Bc i don’t
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Flight to Tobago you in my seat
Do you mind changing we’re a family we wanted to sit together
Me “FOR FIFTEEN MINS?!!” Hadda be fockin kidding me
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What is this? Year 3 of COVID? And you up on my back in the grocery like i promise you ah wine????
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Spice on my mind like she’s my friend…
Come on goodie you have your kids to see about
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It’s absolutely ok to say you’re not going somewhere bc you have no money, have priorities or can’t afford it right now… don’t let anyone pressure you into pretending
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Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it
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I just want our local food bloggers to be honest… everything Cyah be good and mouth watering
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If you meet a woman accustomed to a certain standard and you decide to pursue her you’re automatically agreeing to be up to that standard
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I don’t get why men see women out of their league, pursue, then VEX when she has a certain standard… not everybody does eat gyro lover
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Imagine you come on maternity ward to check a friend and your man there checking his new baby
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Seeing my mother play Mas always gets me emotional... this lady drowned and was in a coma in 2014 AND had a brain tumor they gave her a 50/50 chance of recovery! Buh look she nah! ON DE BIG STAGE
My crazy lady oui
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Nobody:
Machel:
UWI now hit me with how much I owe them this semester and I so glad I decided not to participate in carnival this year
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Just won 4K usd on ig for answering a question… all they need is for me to screenshot my log in info
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Trinidad and Tobago will like to enter the chat
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Bad enough he skinning his bumcee l… why does he have an accomplice? So you have a skin bottom pardna?!!
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Nobody:
My child: “tell them i fully dunce but i not dunce fr”
Me “boy gimme a kissmiass chance eh”
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Men fighting in the airport but if i park on the white line security coming in 2.5 seconds
Trinidad Killa and that man need to go and learn how to fight, cause why you fighting outside the Airport like that embarrassing us infront of the tourists 😮💨. Also camera people, get good phones nah, is best sis had tape this with a calculator 😒
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I rather my child live with me till he’s 50 fockin years of age than go out into the world and ketch he ass… but daiz just me
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Men with actual money don’t act like this
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Marie came back from being pronounced dead, beat a brain tumor, came out of a coma AND JUST CAME SECOND IN QUEEN OF CARNIVAL?!!!!!! Ah go take that!!! Look at god!!!!!!!!!!
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Me with no CIC ticket
If I send you this during carnival, just know I’m getting IN the fete!!!
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I hope Bravo doh use this as an excuse to drop some song eh… i am in NO mood Dwayne
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One time i was talking to this guy… cute fella… one day i asked him how was his day and he said GRATE
I blocked him
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Getting into a car and trying to close an umbrella is so awkward.,. By the time you done better yuh didn’t bother with the umbrella in the first place
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My good good vagina iiiiiiii must let a man treat it like a pastelle?!!!!
Today I learned not one but ATLEAST TWO men have used ~foil~ as a condom 🥴
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Look at the SIZE of this potato pie from real Caribbean bakery in St James… $10.00
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I don’t agree with parents asking their children for money AS SOON as they start working… personally i fine it’s advantage… unless the situation is dire.. let them ketch themselves buy some stupidness spend their money on shit they have their whole lives to be responsible
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Friend of mine tattooed her man last name… bad enough you did that shit… but how howwwww the man last name go be ROACH?!!! When they done she asked me if to cover it i suggested she add COCK in front 😂🤣she didn’t find it funny
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Sold out last night
Caribe
Smirnoff black & green
Shandy
Malta
WATER
Hennessy
Tequila
White oak
Puncheon
Ice
Coke, sprite, ginger ale, orange juice
Guinness
Oh lord Stag
Heineken
Corona
Every kissmiass thing Lmao
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FOURTY!!!!
Give thanks for life and the giver of life i will NEVER be ungrateful
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Not raising your children properly
Not intervening when you know they’re in criminal activity
But everything is the government and TTPS fault
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Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t saying no refund or exchange illegal?
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Idk i could be wrong but i find when little black girls go missing i rarely see much uproar… it’s like ppl automatically assume “she gone to look for man” then if unfortunately her body is found there’s never much “noise” or outrage… idk eh that’s what iiii notice
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When a Trini says “i have a joke for you” you never really know If it’s a ha ha joke or a piece of bachannal... you listen either way tho
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Where ppl does get the money to panic buy so consistently?
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Parents doh teach their children to drink again? Youth man now vomit down my whole floor… he vomit rice… the party doh even have rice 😭
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Dance yuh thing mama
DANCE YUH THING
MY MAMA as Mama Glo
Image nation mas
My queen
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You have no business fucking someone you can not call in case of an emergency
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Colorism is ALIVE and well in sweet T&T and don’t let anyone tell you differently
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You wanna CHOOSE where you quarantine???! Is not a muddacunt vacation!!!!
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Ah was NEVER paying another light bill in my lifeeeeee!
AC running whole day every day ALL DAY
A woman escaped death after a concrete light pole and transformer fell on her windshield while driving through Pleasantville.
Video by Kristian De Silva.
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I just find certain stores prices shouldn’t be over a certain amount.. I’m talking to you Micles
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Is it that black women are disposable? Bc where is the outrage? Up to now ppl still speak about Andrea… even in the article about this girl… what happen to Ashanti? What happen to KEITHISHA? I am in no way trying to diminish anyone’s grief but the pattern is very disconcerting
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Yuh know how long i eh stoop down n wash my punky by a bucket
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I send my child in the corner store for a CASE n gave it to her! After that never ah fockin gain i offered her food
She coming out bout ohhh smells amazing and im like YUP
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Me; i love my LGBT friends I’d defend them to the end
Also me:
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Y’all don’t even understand how colourist Trinidad is eh i live it daily
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“Since you CANNOT cut my ass, I hope you prepared to suck my cunt”
I am screamingggggg
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Trinis celebrating Halloween blows my mind! Like if you doh go in the cemetery and light 2/3 candles for yuh grandmother n dem for all saints eh! Bout trick or treat
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Bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TUH MEEEEE
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To my younger followers… pls don’t be in a rush to grow up and run your own household.. i spent 1900 dollars before 11:15am
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If you’re reading this it’s coming from an iPhone 14 promax that my son who is not ungrateful got me for Christmas
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Baron & Scrunter are the 🇹🇹 equivalent of Mariah Carey for Christmas…
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Introducing my newest baby
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I’ve always wanted to open a little bar/lounge where ppl can get great food at affordable prices in a super chic environment… This is my newest baby guys!!!
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The dressssss
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My aunt wants a bottle of wine for tomorrow her budget is 100… sis getting 3…
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Carnival feter hack
Go a cheap fete with all the artistes to see the performances… then go one good all inclusive to eat & drink
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I shower when i get home no matter what time it is even if it’s 5am… then i shower when i wake up no matter what time it is… idk how folks walk around not washing their ass or legs
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No transport?
No one wants to pick you up?
Then...
Party home
Lime home
Zess in yuh gallery
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As a trini child getting a piece of costume whilst watching mas with your parents has to be a right of passage
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Anyone has the screenshot of the tweet about dark skin trini women from earlier? Because….
Carnival Monday was like a tall glass of asphalt sunshine and melanin 🍫😍
@nigelsocrazy_
@Events868_
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I remember begging someone to love me, to see me, to want me, to pick me!!!
I remember trying to change myself to be who they wanted, how they wanted & it’d never be enough
I remember crying tears bc i couldn’t understand
I was good fockin stupid
Thank god age brings wisdom
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My black Rastafarian ass lighting deyas with my Muslim and catholic cousins talking bout “good over evil.. light over darkness” typical Trinis lol shubh divali
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Taking drugs is a foreign notion to me
Like when i hear stories about folks popping pills or doing coke or recently ecstasy my mind is blown
Like in TRINIDAD?!!! We do that HERE
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I understand that y’all young and y’all wanna be carefree BUT undergarments are soooo important! A pair of seamless panties beats a thong cutting into you any day AND… ALSO some outfits do require a bra
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I’ve never understood ppl with no car refusing to travel.. how else you gonna get there happy feet?
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I vex all over again! Why didn’t she mine her black business?!!!
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I got pregnant at 16 i Dey crying crying…
My father said “every one has a journey and this is yours? Why you crying???”
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Every restaurant week
Y’all come on here
Argue about prices
Argue about menus
Say y’all have no one to go with
Beg ppl to go with y’all
Then don’t go a mc place
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Now see a big man sit n cry bc a job he had got canceled… ppl have it real real hard out here yuh
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FIRST CLASS HONORS
Talk to me fucking nice!!!!!!
Hear nah man!!! This child god bless me with!!!
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I need y’all to stop speaking negativity into your lives
“This year is the worse”
“What june gonna bring?!”
“What’s next 2020” all with heavy connotations
Words have SERIOUS power
I know sometimes shit is hard and it’s a lot but...
Try to manifest good energy ALWAYS
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My phone is always on silent Bc the constant pinging irritates me… do i miss a lot of calls? Yes
Do i call back? No
Is my peace of mind intact? Absolutely
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Again… if I’m paying for delivery the only place I’m meeting you is by my gate
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I don’t get the trend of women being upset with men for watching football… my sister go read a book
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Imagine you stand up liming and rowley pull up n slap yuh down 😂
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