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A Hellenic AF F-16D looking intimidating it its tarnished Aegean Ghost color scheme as it lands at Andravida AFB during Exercise Iniochos 2023. Photographed by the magnificent Cem Doğut.
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“One of our motorized carts broke down at the 7.7 km mark. While cannibalizing it for parts we realized how clean this section of the asteroid was. ‘Jovian engineering’ our corporate liaison said, ‘This was a treaty port, decades ago, it’s easier to maintain their improvements.’”
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Shooting grinches one by one with my bolt-action service rifle as they come lurching over the top of the trench
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We're not allowed to talk about the Grinch pelt on the wall of grandpappy's hunting cabin
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Reporter: mr president your thoughts on using indiscriminate drone strikes against grinch populations? President: As far the Grinch goes the policy has always been this: Kill. kill. kill
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the last four grinch wars completely depleted our nuclear stockpiles
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Slideshow in Langley showing the Grinch shaking hands with Saddam, cross legged on the rug with Bin Laden enjoying some tea, seated pleasantly with Pol Pot in a Jeep, grinning as Hitler pins a medallion to his chest
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i discovered a Grinch tomb in a submerged anatolian fortress city in the Aegean sea. he was buried with 40 ancient assyrian assault rifles, 10-12 mummified dark elf corpses, a number of stolen presents. i was expelled by global archeology for this discovery
Archaeologists in Türkiye believe they have discovered the tomb of Saint Nicholas, famously known as Santa Claus 🇹🇷
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Neighborhood guys taking the night watch tonight, walking around with AR15s, eyes peeled for the grinch. “What’ll you do if you catch him,” I asked. Nobody looked at me. “Whatever it takes to save Christmas,” they said.
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30,000 crucified Grinch carcasses belt the road to the North Pole, one for each mile of track left on the Polar Express
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They’re saying they caught the grinch trying to steal presents in baton rouge louisiana and they killed him in the road like gaddafi
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My Cajun buddy risked his life to crawl across no-man’s-land and bring a reeking Grinch corpse back to our bunker. “Are you crazy?” I said. “He goin’ in the pot tonight boy,” he said
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In much the same way that the street sweeper visually looks like it’s for human rights abuses, and the North Hollywood Dissipator looks like it’s for botched bank robberies, the Hipoint 995 looks like it’s for school shootings
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