Pankaj Khushalani
@pankajk_21
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Perpetual underdog || software and misc.
Mumbai | Pune
Joined July 2016
Had this amazing idea to increase productivity - delete Twitter.
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as i upgrade this Java 17 project, my discriminated-unionized heart yearns for Java 21 pattern matching #WeLoveInvariants #CovarianceForWorldPeace
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baby java is now 30 soon he'll go through a midlife crisis 🥹 https://t.co/jGHmP90WhQ
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You ship on Fridays because you like to feel alive. It’s brave. It’s chaotic. It’s very you.
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Beware: learning more is a smart person’s favorite form of procrastination.
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did it hurt? when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticise your walk home?
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> lights out in Pune > cooked plain khichdi > started watching lectures on advanced distributed systems because those were the only videos i had downloaded 🥴
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I feel writing complex queries with this will be tough but I want to try developing this for the heck of it 😤
@unclebobmartin I like it. tid= btree(“id_indx”).getTupleByKey(100) row = heap(“students”).getRow(tid) return row(“name”) Expand those apis to give even lower level access for more interesting manipulation.
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@htmx_org I mastered the if, for, and while long before you were born. I mastered the decorator, visitor, composite, and command before your diapers were dry. I learned of the monad, the monoid, and the category of endo-functors while you were smoking in the boys room at school. The
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I don't care how bad it gets, I'm not making overnight oats
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it's raining in Navi Mumbai right now?? oh yes it's April Fool's
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THIS! morphemes!! i always get the ick seeing some AI startup trying to do real-time voice 2 voice translation because that's not how a lot of languages work
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Dont fuck up your progress trying to rush the process. If February didn't march, April may.
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oh babe you don't know how much i missed you
going home for holi and i forgot my earphones have me in your prayers
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