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modern software is like.........what if we took an american airlines gate agent and added further synergies via thick syrup + shards of glass
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best feature of spotify is monthly listeners by city..........i look at that all the time
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all male career success can be traced back to seeing that one guy u knew from college crushing it and thinking "i'm smarter than him"
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i saw something that said eating out at restaurants is mostly deciding who prepares sysco the best and i can’t stop thinking about it… :/
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when mathematicians think in higher order abstractions, they discover beauty. when wharton MBAs think in higher order abstractions, they go to jail.
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if scrolling your homepage makes my browser lag then i know your product is going to be ass
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It’s not that lesbians have a preference for driving subarus, what’s going on is that the subaru corporation owns a satellite with a special lesbian ray that they fire at women from space as a marketing initiative (legal loophole allows it bc it’s in outer space)
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mr. jamie dimon,,,sir,,,what are u doing ????
BREAKING: JPMorgan to allow crypto as collateral, per Bloomberg
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Now that they’re mass producing presidential pardons you probably need to revisit your priors with respect to abiding by the law
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I feel like part of the problem is you can't actually tell how large or small women are unless they're kinda the same height as you. The parallax is crazy.
My great-grandfather was apparently 6’2 100 years ago, but after three generations of marrying shorter women I’m now average (6’)
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In the U.S, a 20% unemployment rate would feel like collapse. It would destabilize politics, likely trigger social unrest and make places no-go zones. It's only happened once and that was in 1933. and yet, in countries like Spain it isn't a big deal. You can visit there and
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