I wrote about conspiracy theories of the 90s

My dad watches YouTube a lot, should I be concerned?.

RT @jortscenterpod: This week your hosts tackle Zack Snyder fans, Doctor Who, the Epstein Files, Sex & The City and delusion. https://t.co/….

RT @TheWapplehouse: This is what the subways of NYC will look like if Zohran wins

Wednesday July 23rd at Snug Harbor come catch the magic 🪄🦄

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RT @holdenfordfocus: just remembered this

With no funding to NPR I hope you all like smooth jazz because that’s all they’ll be able to afford.

RT @ZackVanNus: Weird that it happened when he flew furthest from the sun.

RT @mattlieb: I got caught kissing my mistress at the Danzig show and now my wife is taking half of my spooky jack o lantern business.

RT @BigRadMachine: I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that da….

RT @wally_stearns: guy who's heard 10 songs by The Band: .listen to The Weight. guy who's heard 100 songs by The Band: .Garth played a clav….

If you wanted to make a Johnny Cash parody of Hurt called Squirt you used to have to go to a studio and pay a musician, but now with a click of a button you can conjure up a diarrhea parody via AI in mere seconds.

RT @Maddie_Matinee: it took 2 guys to write this

RT @schweitz_ay: They're embarrassed to be at a Coldplay concert.

The fact that these are Hey Dude shoes makes it so much worse

I cut my hair Billy, I hope that’s fine.

3 yrs ago today. Can we do this again Billy Gibbons?

RT @andy_lame: Why does Yngwie Malmsteen have his own pre workout powder but no Rising Force boner pills.

Guy who thinks Joe Rogan was in Fear Factory.

RT @tom_on_here: I get such bad travel diarrhea whenever I’m away from home and get such bad home diarrhea when I am at home.