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Kuba Orłowski

@orlowski_j

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Researcher at @ucddublin working to close the loop of deep brain stimulation. Opinions came to me in a dream. I failed a Turing test once.

Dublin, Ireland
Joined February 2010
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Kuba Orłowski
2 months
And supersets are called macros
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Kelly Vaughn
2 months
Legend has it gym memberships are particularly hard to cancel here because nobody knows how to exit
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Kuba Orłowski
2 months
What's up, losers? Still running Windows on your coffee machines?
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Kuba Orłowski
6 months
Reviewer 2 strikes again 🤡 "Disclaimer: My expertise related to this paper is very limited and thus my review is only an educated guess. (...) I am not able to judge the novelty and impact of this work. Therefore, I mark this paper as border line. "
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Kuba Orłowski
8 months
@metaai @WhatsApp This is the level of simplicity I want
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Kuba Orłowski
8 months
So fuck you @metaai and fuck you @WhatsApp. I want my messaging app to be good at messages and do nothing else Stop trying to make every app the everything app
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Kuba Orłowski
8 months
I know why it is the way it is (bubbles do what bubbles do) and I really don't want to be the old man yells at cloud meme. AI is incredibly useful in some cases but I'm tired of the enshittification it causes while trying to pretend it's the hot shit
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Kuba Orłowski
8 months
In the ideal world, this would be a feature that makes searching through convos easier. A privacy nightmare (maybe opt-in?) but at least useful. In this world, its useless suggestions take up half my screen, it doesn't search, and I'm not sure it "doesn't read" my messages 🙄
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@Mariecurie_alum
Marie Curie Alumni Association (MCAA)
8 months
🗓️ The next parallel session on the #MCAAConf2025 agenda is “Expat Communities: Science Policy & International Mobility”! Let's discuss how we can support researchers in navigating global mobility and advancing their careers! 🌍
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@Mariecurie_alum
Marie Curie Alumni Association (MCAA)
9 months
Expat communities offer a way to connect with fellow researchers and mitigate challenges when moving to a new country. 🤝 Join this session at the #MCAAConf2025, moderated by @EliskaKonarik from @imgprague and @czexpats, to explore the role expat communities play in supporting
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Kuba Orłowski
9 months
I you're at the @Mariecurie_alum Annual Conference in Kraków later this month, come say hi! I'll be talking about the initiatives of @polonium_org in service of the scientific diaspora in the Saturday morning session
@polonium_org
Polonium Foundation
9 months
On March 22nd @orlowski_j will represent the Polonium Foundation at the MCAA Annual Conference! Kuba will be part of a discussion panel "Expat communities: science policy and international mobility" Registration ends today, so don't wait! Find out more: https://t.co/Qp24uvFysx
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Kuba Orłowski
10 months
Did you know that the bar length in Windows Disk management applet is a log plot of the drive capacity? 🤓
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@polonium_org
Polonium Foundation
1 year
@orlowski_j has been working with Polonium’s Partnerships Team for over two years now and is our ROCK when it comes to Strategic and Community Partnerships, Institutional Alliances and Patronages. Become our Partner to get a chance to interact with Kuba and his Team!
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@polonium_org
Polonium Foundation
1 year
On #InternationalVolunteersDay we want to shout out to all the volunteers creating Polonium Foundation! Thank you for your commitment! We would also like to invite you to join us as new volunteers - come develop your skills with us. #PoloniumFoundation #KeepCalmAndCurieOn
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Kuba Orłowski
1 year
Which pyramidal neuron are you today? (S. Ramon y Cajal, Histologie du système nerveux (...), 1909)
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Kuba Orłowski
1 year
It's not often that I see a website gracefully handle my surname's single diacritic and fumble a punctuation mark xD
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Kuba Orłowski
1 year
I switched from Sony to JBL headphones and (while having some issues with the new headset) I really enjoy how excited the little voice saying "connected" is
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Kuba Orłowski
1 year
Seriously, the only people who can name things properly are astronomers (e.g. Very Large Telescope) and even they get it wrong sometimes (black holes are not holes and I guess they're not really black)
@hyhieu226
Hieu Pham
1 year
OpenAI is not open. StableDiffusion is not stable. EfficientNet is not efficient. May I have some more similar examples?
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Hieu Pham
1 year
OpenAI is not open. StableDiffusion is not stable. EfficientNet is not efficient. May I have some more similar examples?
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Kuba Orłowski
1 year
I was tempted to disagree but as much as I like the "rock and roll is great" songs (a.k.a. the entire AC/DC catalogue), nothing beats a "there's a wizard" rock song
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@NC_Renic
Neil Renic
1 year
Academia isn’t about fame, or money, or approval. It’s about downloading as many pdfs as you can before you die
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