Kuba Orłowski
@orlowski_j
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Researcher at @ucddublin working to close the loop of deep brain stimulation. Opinions came to me in a dream. I failed a Turing test once.
Dublin, Ireland
Joined February 2010
What's up, losers? Still running Windows on your coffee machines?
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Reviewer 2 strikes again 🤡 "Disclaimer: My expertise related to this paper is very limited and thus my review is only an educated guess. (...) I am not able to judge the novelty and impact of this work. Therefore, I mark this paper as border line. "
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I know why it is the way it is (bubbles do what bubbles do) and I really don't want to be the old man yells at cloud meme. AI is incredibly useful in some cases but I'm tired of the enshittification it causes while trying to pretend it's the hot shit
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In the ideal world, this would be a feature that makes searching through convos easier. A privacy nightmare (maybe opt-in?) but at least useful. In this world, its useless suggestions take up half my screen, it doesn't search, and I'm not sure it "doesn't read" my messages 🙄
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🗓️ The next parallel session on the #MCAAConf2025 agenda is “Expat Communities: Science Policy & International Mobility”! Let's discuss how we can support researchers in navigating global mobility and advancing their careers! 🌍
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Expat communities offer a way to connect with fellow researchers and mitigate challenges when moving to a new country. 🤝 Join this session at the #MCAAConf2025, moderated by @EliskaKonarik from @imgprague and @czexpats, to explore the role expat communities play in supporting
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I you're at the @Mariecurie_alum Annual Conference in Kraków later this month, come say hi! I'll be talking about the initiatives of @polonium_org in service of the scientific diaspora in the Saturday morning session
On March 22nd @orlowski_j will represent the Polonium Foundation at the MCAA Annual Conference! Kuba will be part of a discussion panel "Expat communities: science policy and international mobility" Registration ends today, so don't wait! Find out more: https://t.co/Qp24uvFysx
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Did you know that the bar length in Windows Disk management applet is a log plot of the drive capacity? 🤓
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@orlowski_j has been working with Polonium’s Partnerships Team for over two years now and is our ROCK when it comes to Strategic and Community Partnerships, Institutional Alliances and Patronages. Become our Partner to get a chance to interact with Kuba and his Team!
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On #InternationalVolunteersDay we want to shout out to all the volunteers creating Polonium Foundation! Thank you for your commitment! We would also like to invite you to join us as new volunteers - come develop your skills with us. #PoloniumFoundation #KeepCalmAndCurieOn
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Which pyramidal neuron are you today? (S. Ramon y Cajal, Histologie du système nerveux (...), 1909)
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It's not often that I see a website gracefully handle my surname's single diacritic and fumble a punctuation mark xD
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I switched from Sony to JBL headphones and (while having some issues with the new headset) I really enjoy how excited the little voice saying "connected" is
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Seriously, the only people who can name things properly are astronomers (e.g. Very Large Telescope) and even they get it wrong sometimes (black holes are not holes and I guess they're not really black)
OpenAI is not open. StableDiffusion is not stable. EfficientNet is not efficient. May I have some more similar examples?
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OpenAI is not open. StableDiffusion is not stable. EfficientNet is not efficient. May I have some more similar examples?
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I was tempted to disagree but as much as I like the "rock and roll is great" songs (a.k.a. the entire AC/DC catalogue), nothing beats a "there's a wizard" rock song
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Academia isn’t about fame, or money, or approval. It’s about downloading as many pdfs as you can before you die
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