anya morozova is a very tech savvy four-year-old
(and mama NEEDS to know what ATROCITIES baba is forcing her to endure)
(the outfit is not a slay. mama needs to be informed immediately. baba is committing war crimes)
#ETLmultiverse
#darklina
i know what the lore says but .... I have some questions.
now I KNOW that there is no way Sauron and Galadriel ever met in Valinor as kids. I know the lore. But... the visuals of the opening scene of the show keep bugging me... (meta crossposted from tumblr)
alina s. morozova is a ~cool~ mommy.
(and simultaneously sending her husband into cardiac arrest.
but come ON the fans needed to see the matching Dior glasses on her and Anya!!)
#ETLmultiverse
aleksander morozova is an OldManTM
and ben solo can't BELIEVE he's friends with these *idiots* (as he ices his crotches. just had to get that vasectomy reversed. *stop* sniggering halbrand its not funny)
#ETLmultiverse
reylo prompt // from
@cocotierz
clogged milk duct :)
ben is running low on sleep its not HIS fault he thought rey was yanking him into the bedroom for a quickie
“the commander’s daughter resembled her in every way, except for the texture of her mother’s much-celebrated tresses that Celebrían had been bless with as well. A riotous halo of ringlets gave the child a cherubic appearance, although most were unsure who she got them from”
dilfs being single dads for a weekend is so HARD
(aleksander morozova has two daughters, a wife, and a mother. all of whom he had a healthy amount of respect [and fear of] when he's negotiating important things. like putting tiny feet in snow boots.)
#ETLmultiverse
hey god it’s me. Just wanted to talk about the older brother aesthetic of the backwards baseball cap and the little sister core of pigtails and BITING.
dystopian au where there's a bride market and scratchy bity spicy kitty is taken to see the doctor by her husband... lotsa stigma around a ruined barren girl :/ it's not like the doctor would see her... and want her for himself or anything... i mean he's GOT to be honest right?
I can’t believe I have to say this but. Hi l work a full-time job as well as have my own life. It’s a bit ridiculous you think I have time to hit each of my friends like this, it didn’t make us popular, it made me toxic to a lot of circles. I lost friends. (1/2)
gwen is a punk and does ballet. miguel is a boxer who has never understood the phrase float like a butterfly until he saw her in the gym late one night.
(cw: boxer ballerina self harm type shit)
“mayday”
the martian au // reylo
where commander ben solo throws caution into a sandstorm and goes back for the lowest-ranking member of his crew.
where May Day is both a distress call and a fertility festival
'might as well be the one'
an forthcoming migwen fic where gwen thinks miguel is taking her to church like a good Catholic father.
(Fortunately, Nueva York had a bit of a language barrier for la mujercita de Miguel.)
'might as well be the one'
an upcoming migwen fic where miguel like twinkle eyes "my perfect little catholic bride" and gwen just doesn't know it yet (also featuring miguel with a THICK gold chain crucifix for.... reasons)
@ceilidh_o
allowed me to yell for 1k in her dms xx
southern belles are known for their hospitality 😉
(60s sheltered debutante/preacher’s daughter and the Jewish civil rights lawyer who introduces her communism :))
because
@noolivesthnx
said period piece and
@Wyrd_Syster_
has kept me thinking of Jewish hal for DAYS)
If I’m reading this FAQ correctly, if you donated to the annual drive, you are an eligible voter. The membership deadline is June 30 and the election for the OTW board is August 11-14.
“new, sharp, with many teeth”
pt 2: after dark (2.2k)
#haladriel
E | 2/2 | 9.4k
the dark version of the abo raft fic
CW: non-consent, rape, somnophilia, non-consensual mating
'halcyon'
mature | rings of power | 1/2 | 4.5k
haladriel, half-maia celebrían and barely canon divergent, the Second through the Fourth Age
(greek tragedy vibes)
sweaty oilman Halbrand working out in the fields and comes in for lunch to find his little ornamental wife finally well trained enough to do housework :)
'this is not a come on'
a sneak peek at the When Harry met Sally AU I'll be working on in-between while i'm traveling in july
(OR: Hal and Gal were rivals who made a 'platonic pregnancy pact in a decade' when they were 22. Gal still has a bit of a crush. Hal rejected her then.)
new sharp with many teeth:
abo
#haladriel
the commander has been suppressing her heats since the first, centuries ago.
the dark lord prides himself on his control, never going into ruts unless HE chooses.
off her suppressants, they’re both going feral on the raft.