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cult leader, court jester, and carly simon feminist 🧸 anarchonatalism or bust.
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if jim morrison was alive he would bully people on the internet
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the people that hate the missionary position have never had sex with someone that loved them
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whoever has a conversation pit is legally required to act as host as often as possible
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the women on twitter are so cute. they exchange recipes and parenting tips and pray for each other to get pregnant.
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the girls that read above their grade level in elementary school hate the government now
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you need to be correcting your friends when they say a woman’s body is ruined by carrying children. you need to be praying for the sweet ladies you know to conceive and give birth to healthy babies. you need to give pregnant women gifts.
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@AniseNot
many people make this about trust (“why did you marry them, then??”) when it’s really about learning from our mothers who survived abuse.
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not to be a babylonian whore or anything but i don’t want this
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personally i think men fall in love more quickly than women
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not to be controversial but men should generally have hairy chests
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@northernpikefan
gonna research this on my work computer so they know i have a range of interests
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the masculine urge to explore exotic lands and save the world from the curse your cute but naïve girlfriend unleashed
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there is no tougher battle than being pretty but not photogenic
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i let him hit because he promised to love me forever in a ceremony in front our close friends and family
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God forbid a woman have hobbies
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birth is a woman’s domain and you will never ever ever EVER convince me otherwise
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when women get married, they stop referring to their husband by his actual name for several months, maybe a year. they just like the way “my husband” sounds.
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heard a mom say her baby goes to weekend day care and i am about to lose it
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why would you get pregnant after getting a penile implant
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the stats back up all of these things, you should be doing them. if you can’t have conversations about how you’re raising your children without being seen as “insubordinate” or whatever, i’m sorry to say but the rad fems are right you are a servant.
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is it normal to be a grown woman who is super horny all the time
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the haters are mad because women need to heal from childbirth instead of immediately having sex
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this you?
Christian Transphobes believe a talking snake tricked a woman into eating magic fruit forbidden by an invisible sky king—and that’s why the world sucks.
But they can’t believe a person can adopt a social role that doesn’t “traditionally” correlate to their genitalia.
LOL
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@25_male_nyc2
this is one of my biggest pet peeves when it comes to social media so thank you for giving me further justification lmao
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why do people name their children with the intention of calling them by the middle name? why not make it the first name?
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women only want one thing and it’s to have hair as long and full as brooke shields’s in the blue lagoon
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it’s beautiful when a woman gushes about how wonderful and handsome her husband is.
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another psyop we don’t talk about enough is how movies portray the nerds as victims with hearts of gold when actually a lot of them are sinister jerks
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people love to tell you to leave your significant other when you describe a normal problem
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the feminine urge to grow your hair long and have lots of children and breastfeed them and teach them at home and take them on adventures and cook nourishing foods for your family and be an example of the proverbs 31 woman and
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a woman i follow just had her rainbow baby and she was stillborn
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@user84829272
“i would have denied the offer if i knew i would have to pay.” put him in the stocks.
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that would probably send a lot of us over the edge so please keep her family in your prayers
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this will never not be funny
No one wants to address the fact that many men are actually not ensouled (their mother didn’t orgasm when they were conceived) and that’s why women find them repellant
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what if instead of exchanging cheap jewelry and sweaters, we exchange recipes and sourdough starters?
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@DeeJzNuts
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i said i wouldn’t hate anyone anymore but this is testing me lmaooo 😂 “my parents protecting me was actually traumatic”
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this is important
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crazy that some of you will give your baby names away when someone asks for them. you couldn’t waterboard my favorites out of me.
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breaking generational curses and by that i mean i will let my children eat the raw batter
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@somfs_
reread your tweet and when you understand why it’s incorrect, delete it. then we can forget this ever happened.
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@catholicdoomer
whenever i think about being unhappy in marriage, i think about the study that tim keller mentioned in his book. the unhappy couples that held on for 5yrs at the close of the study said they were happy. idc if it’s a good example, it reminds me that tough times aren’t forever 1/2
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@jjoelglanton
a lot of the worst people i knew in high school joined the medical profession so i think there's a link. also a lot of women quit nursing too mlm so they may be fed up with their jobs lmao
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reply to this and i will assign you a movie character that fits your vibe
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reading old hollywood actresses’ wiki pages is so fun. it’s almost always something like, she was married eight times, five of those were elopements and three of them she left the day after.
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the drink looks so good i want it
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calling a moratorium on podcasts. we do NOT need anymore podcasts. your idea is not that interesting and you have never been funny.
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you ever hate the way someone is talking to their kid in public???
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@frice102
as someone who has been married for more than 5 minutes, it is my duty to society to say shit like this on twitter
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insane tweet because everyone is against shane dawson being near children, conservatives included lmao
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i get such a rush from quitting jobs lmao i was not meant to work
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i don’t buy into a lot of hippie dippie bullshit but i think i’ve convinced myself that the moon really does affect human behavior.
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@reddit_lies
leftists believe every 18-25 year old that gets throttled while rioting is a child but teaching an actual child self-defense crosses the line
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@catholicdoomer
2/2 and if i have to power through tough parts in other areas of my life, why not my marriage? of course cases of abuse are different but i assume you mean instances where couples “fell out of love.”
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i want to get my husband a dog. what kind of dog is good with husbands?
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the whitest woman you know loves to tell people she has native american ancestry
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@Goodtweet_man
i don’t understand this kind of thing at all. nearly every teenager has a computer in their pocket and they don’t search for options??
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