Mojo the Awkward
@BeyondTheWub
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Practicing pithiness. Avoiding alliteration. Embodying the coincidentia oppositorum.
Joined November 2013
The world we live in is a world of dream symbols, bridging the gulf that separates the world beneath from the world beyond. We who live in the world are vessels, ferrying what lies beneath to what waits beyond.
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RT @VampireGhuleh: just incase you needed to see this reminder:.🖤✨ everything will be ok ✨🖤.
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"I saw Wilder Larkin wear ing army pants and flip flops, so I wore army pants and flip flops".
How does one become an influencer anyway and at what point does one recognize they are one?.
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The word "accidentally" here is doing more heavy lifting than Sydney Saeeney's sports bra.
Me: accidentally looks at a picture of Sydney Sweeney for 3 seconds. My algorithm for the next 12 hours:
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Guys, don't be so insecure about your junk. Mike Rowe literally has a Mike Rowe penis and he hasn't let it slow him down.
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Despite later denials, the Wolf Pack Council found wolves to be entirely innocent of mass sheep slaughter, a fact acknowledged by multiple bloodstained wolves.
@mazemoore Despite later denials, the intelligence community assessment confirmed Russia's interference in the 2016 election to favor Trump, a fact acknowledged by multiple U.S. intelligence agencies.
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1) The ad doesn't say Sydney's "great [genes]" are down to her race - she's singled out as an individual. 2) Nothing in the ad says she's "better than* anybody. That's your insecurity. 3) Sydney's "beauty" is being used to sell jeans. This tactic is as old as advertising.
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I'm old enough to remember Sydney Sweeney "Body Wash Genie", promoting Dr Squatch products, jiggling them against her chest as she praises their "naturals". It was obvious then she was winking at her perceived status as Hot Girl Du Jour, and American Eagle is the same thing.
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Sydney Sweeney?. Personally, I do Nazi anything wrong with her American Eagle ad work.
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One of the most wholesome things I do is periodically read bedtime stories to my darling from almost 1500 miles away.
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The entire field of welding is named for actress and welding pioneer Tuesday Weld, sir. Crack a history book.
@CRE_Gee This sounds great but I don't know any women who want to weld or have an interest in construction.
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Unless right before they call your name they say something like "AAAAAAAND IN THE RED CORNER. ". Then you're probably contractually obligated.
Someone calling you a name never justifies physical violence.
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Keith Edwards should delete his account and let Twitter begin to heal.
Trump should resign and let the country begin to heal.
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Kamala Harris: so unpopular, even sex slaves shun her.
You know who's not listed in the Epstein files?. Kamala Harris.
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Cory Booker quoting a Confederate general was not on my bingo card today, but should have been.
The hands that feed us. We see you. We will fight to protect you. op: shayfarmkid (via IG)
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Listened to this clown and suffered through a really painful appendectomy.
You know what is actually cool? . Saying no to drugs.
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About fifteen years ago, I entered into a Companionship, a pledge that we would "always have each other, when everything else has gone." In December 2023, when everything else had, she reached for my hand. My understanding of Companionship, of everything, is so much deeper now.
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You are not apart from the world. You are a part of the world. The world is not apart from you. The world is a part of you.
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