WAY DOWN YONDER ON THE CHATAHOOCHEE IT GETS HOTTER THAN A HOOCHIE COOCHIE

[laying in bed scratching dick and balls, reverse Travis Bickle monologue begins playing in my head] no more gym. No more Muay Thai. No more gun range. No more clean food. Tomorrow we start smoking roxy. Tomorrow we begin eating handfuls of chocolate chips for lunch.

this is crazy. they blasted miles davis with 30-grit sandpaper

I feel like a lot of current fans aren’t up on Morishima because that American run was so long ago and he retired right as streaming was taking off. That man spent 8 solid months terrorizing ROH and then just kept coming back for awhile to wreck shop for a minute or two.

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don’t know why but the red gloves make him look like a character in a Kojima game. Ping Pongman

we balling in this bitch

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One of the most beautiful moments we’ll see in this sport for the rest of our lives

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Marty Supreme has inspired me I’m going to quit my retail job and become a terrible person for the purpose of chasing my dreams

There Will Be a Healing

every clip i see of stranger things 5 does not look real

kevin o’leary: marty i need you to lose a scripted match marty mauser:

I have portrayed myself as the nonchalant David lynch and you as the seething chud Trent Reznor

This timelapse video should explain some things

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This zoom is so goddamn funny and lives in my head rent free 24/7

unfortunately for you I have portrayed myself as the nonchalant trent reznor and you as the weeping josh homme

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