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@oneinjamillion

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dapper physician by day, pseudo-intellectual by night, PGY-1 in anesthesiology. (he/him/his)

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Joined March 2011
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@oneinjamillion
hot bean water (md era)
10 years
Overheard today "Why do some guys dress so gay?" Because their egos aren't as fragile as your masculinity you lettuce.
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@keribla
Keri Blakinger
3 years
UPDATE on Alabama prisons: this was the entirety of what grown men were served yesterday at one of the prisons where they’re still on strike. This was breakfast. And dinner. And there was no lunch.
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hot bean water (md era)
3 years
Coming off a 24 and telling the attending the patient has « hashtag cirrhosis »
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@beeotaibi
Banan(a Bread) Otaibi, MD
3 years
intern refusing an ED admission:
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@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
3 years
WATERBURY, Conn. (AP) — Jury says Alex Jones should pay $965 million to people who suffered from his lies about the Sandy Hook school massacre.
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3 years
day 2 of nights
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@nafisehkBBC
Nafiseh Kohnavard
3 years
She was full of life Her name is Nika Shakarami. She was only 17. Nika joined #IranProtests on Sept 20. Ten days later her family was asked to go to Kahrizak prison to get her body. The authorities didn’t allow the family to have a funeral for her while arresting her aunt & uncle
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@lackingsaint
Jack Saint
3 years
blizzard isn't letting people play overwatch 2 if they have... a prepaid phone plan??
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@oneinjamillion
hot bean water (md era)
3 years
*me replacing a potassium of 3.9* I am the backbone of this hospital
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@memegodmel
mel
4 years
me adding pasta water to the sauce
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@oneinjamillion
hot bean water (md era)
4 years
Intern year is great because you think you’re getting the hang of things and then you go to a new rotation and someone will be like no you can’t just “go to the bathroom” you have to use the “go to the bathroom” order set
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@joshcarlosjosh
Josh RR Jokien
4 years
hot girl summer is over, it's time for cozy boy fall
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@YoungTiempo
young tiempo
4 years
Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire
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@BrandonLBradfor
Brandon Bradford
4 years
Periodic question: If you woke up homeless, hungry, with $20 to your name, and had none of the connections you have now, how would you get off the streets?
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@PrincessMuppet
PrincessMuppet
4 years
Therapy isn’t enough I need to meet The Muppets
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@prophethusband
Losing it
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Im developing an app that lets you sublet your apartment for 8hours a day while youre at work. Its called Dwellr and it sells all your data to the saudi government
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hot bean water (md era)
4 years
does anyone remember how for like 18 months the public school system rebelled against PowerPoint and made us use Prezi and then no one ever talked about it again
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@oneinjamillion
hot bean water (md era)
4 years
Imagine waking up every morning and having to put on a tie
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hot bean water (md era)
4 years
Man who knew so much of being a doctor was googling to see if « recommend » has 2 c’s or 1
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@shailinthomas
Shailin Thomas
4 years
When you decide to take Step 3 using just what you’ve learned working as a resident instead of paying for UWorld
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