Overheard today "Why do some guys dress so gay?" Because their egos aren't as fragile as your masculinity you lettuce.

UPDATE on Alabama prisons: this was the entirety of what grown men were served yesterday at one of the prisons where they’re still on strike. This was breakfast. And dinner. And there was no lunch.

Coming off a 24 and telling the attending the patient has « hashtag cirrhosis »

intern refusing an ED admission:

WATERBURY, Conn. (AP) — Jury says Alex Jones should pay $965 million to people who suffered from his lies about the Sandy Hook school massacre.

day 2 of nights

She was full of life Her name is Nika Shakarami. She was only 17. Nika joined #IranProtests on Sept 20. Ten days later her family was asked to go to Kahrizak prison to get her body. The authorities didn’t allow the family to have a funeral for her while arresting her aunt & uncle

blizzard isn't letting people play overwatch 2 if they have... a prepaid phone plan??

*me replacing a potassium of 3.9* I am the backbone of this hospital

me adding pasta water to the sauce

Intern year is great because you think you’re getting the hang of things and then you go to a new rotation and someone will be like no you can’t just “go to the bathroom” you have to use the “go to the bathroom” order set

hot girl summer is over, it's time for cozy boy fall

Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire

Periodic question: If you woke up homeless, hungry, with $20 to your name, and had none of the connections you have now, how would you get off the streets?

Therapy isn’t enough I need to meet The Muppets

Im developing an app that lets you sublet your apartment for 8hours a day while youre at work. Its called Dwellr and it sells all your data to the saudi government

does anyone remember how for like 18 months the public school system rebelled against PowerPoint and made us use Prezi and then no one ever talked about it again

Imagine waking up every morning and having to put on a tie

Man who knew so much of being a doctor was googling to see if « recommend » has 2 c’s or 1

When you decide to take Step 3 using just what you’ve learned working as a resident instead of paying for UWorld