Omid Djalili
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NEXT TOUR SHOWS #Namste ROSE THEATRE LONDON JAN 24th. Check website for last dates of 2026 UK tour ⬇️ click below.
SUFFOLK, UK
Joined May 2009
Deeply disturbed to hear of the horrific murder of Rob Reiner and his wife Michelle at their Los Angeles home. Absolutely loved him and the legacy of his iconic body of work will live on. But this is a huge, tragic and baffling loss.
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I love that the Arab hero did not stoop to the same level as the shooter.
Huge bravery shown by Ahmed El Ahmad, a 43yr-old father-of-two fruit shop owner who tackled and disarmed one of the suspected shooters during the attack at Sydney’s Bondi Beach, where 12 people were killed. He was shot twice and is recovering in hospital. https://t.co/SyqoIc2IaI
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I don’t condone talking the law into your own hands, but this citizen is an absolute hero grabbing one of the alleged attackers on Bondi Beach in Sydney this evening! https://t.co/Nt3LE3BptE
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Everyone telling me to leave this platform but when there are replies like this it feels impossible to ⬇️
@omid9 Thinks Reform is an organisation that can save her saggy flange.🤦🏼♂️
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It’s not often a movie comes along where audiences are left dumbfounded by the sheer humanity of it. Do yourselves a favour and see the Palme D’Or winner this weekend. Here is @KermodeMovie on Jafar Panahi’s #ItWasJustAnAccident
Just seen #ItWasJustAnAccident 2025 Palme D’Or winner, filmed secretly in Tehran. At one point the director was surrounded by 15 plain clothes policeman demanding he give up all the footage. He didn’t and the result is incredible. See it while you can and then see it again.
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#NUFCSUN derby tomorrow. I was in the city that day 2013 doing two shows @StandNewcastle - finished 0-3 - Sunderland manager #DiCanio did his famous knee slide in a suit and tie. Cue mayhem.
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Just seen #ItWasJustAnAccident 2025 Palme D’Or winner, filmed secretly in Tehran. At one point the director was surrounded by 15 plain clothes policeman demanding he give up all the footage. He didn’t and the result is incredible. See it while you can and then see it again.
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Bonnie Blue. By her own admission she doesn’t know much about politics but she does know a hell of a lot of bollocks.
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@omid9 I can see Gil Scott Heron there too… they were touring at that time to get MLK day a public holiday….Bob Marley was due to be on this tour with Stevie but has to pull out due to his terminal cancer … so much to unwrap in this one clip.
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Never seen this before. Oakland stadium. 8th December 1980. With Gil Scott-Heron next to him. The collective gasp when Stevie Wonder says the name of the artist who had been shot, and the incredible silence for a few moments after. RIP John Lennon
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@omid9 Well that certainly brightened up my afternoon. Thanks. 😂
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Been chatting to 6 woman on the row behind me at @radiohead Aged 19-24 , from Iran & they have sung along & danced to every single song. I love stuff like this @omid9
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@omid9 This could be delivered about so many things, English Cricket for instance, we're doing something stupid, getting spanked, but we're going to carry on because......
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@omid9 This is still relevant and will be for many years .
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The Church of England are going to challenge an extreme right wing campaign to put the "Christ back in Christmas". To be fair that is a good message. While they're at it maybe they could take the cost out of Pentecost and put the I.O.U. back in Lent? https://t.co/eqBjRkR6E1
theguardian.com
Church leaders respond to far-right appropriation of Christian symbols with ‘Outsiders welcome’ message
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@omid9 Comedy if it’s well written and delivered ages like a fine wine and this has aged beautifully. Nice to see it again. Some folk ironically on here like a “whine” but have no taste. Namaste big man 🙏
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