Jess Alexander
@omg_jess
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I like nerd things & comedy & pie. Follow me on instagram, I'm not witty or know what I'm doing here.
Los Angeles, California
Joined February 2009
Catching up on @MyFavMurder & crying at my new life mantra from @KarenKilgariff: “Watch your life like it’s a movie and figure out what you want this part to look like. Because you absolutely are in charge of it.” #myfavoritemurder #murderino 🖤
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I re-downloaded Twitter just so I could show @KarenKilgariff & @GHardstark this story about kids drinking @MyFavMurder @StevenRayMorris
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A parent said one of the kindergartners "felt woozy" and a "little dizzy" after having four or five sips of a Jose Cuervo margarita from a Dixie cup.
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It doesn’t look like much and it’s a work in progress, but if you would have told me a year ago that my kitchen window would start to look like this, I wouldn’t have believed you✨🥰👻 @ Silver Lake
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I’m not even mad at how weirdly proportioned my legs look because look at these cats. 🐱🖤🐱 @ Silver Lake
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You get two in one day, you’re sooo welcome (read that like Alexis)✨👯♀️🖤 @ Little Tokyo Japanese Village
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I look like the broken Halloween variant of @originalfunko @mellowyellowmel 🤓📚 @ The Last Bookstore
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I bought this lipstick (one of two favorites) last time I was in London. It’s running out so now I only wear it around someone if I want them to think I look pretty. Today it’s you. Luv u bye 🖤✌🏻 @ Hollywood, California
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Season 1 Episode 1– Now I get to be a part of your inside jokes! 🖤 @ Silver Lake
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#ICYMI with #KupaEducator Jess @OMG_JESS 💅🧜♀️ Mythical Mermaid Manicure Dipfinity How to on YouTube: https://t.co/mQ0FxDgKyC
#MermaidNails #TeamKupa #KupaInc #DipNails #Dipfinity #KupaNails #MANIPro #Maniproglo #Manipropassport #KupaTV #NAILPRO #Nailsoftheday
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She’s still making mental health tiktoks & being stereotypically millennial by talking about her brain 🖤✨ #boburnham @ Silver Lake
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#fearstreet1666 fun night courtesy of @shangri_leigh ! (Obv pics stolen from her too!) last night she provided me with one of my new favorite SLO quotes after something scary happened: “I need a pink starburst.” 👋🏻🩸💕
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She was very pretty today, even if I essentially just read in my car 🖤 @ Angeles National Forest
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If the front row of your mom’s wedding doesn’t look like fashion week, was it a success? Sorry, I’m injured, this is how I sit now. (I promise this is the last one)
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@wendimclendoncovey liked my tweet about her so hi I’m dying rn That’s all @ Silver Lake
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