"My dear student, your food is ready" 😂😂😂

🚨🎥 | Ruben Amorim asked if this is the best game Manchester United have had under him: “I think they are more confident. I think the best game we had this season was against ARSENAL.” [@BeyondUTD1] https://t.co/IWbfTvXmSi

Assist came from baba God himself cos he knew how much we’ve suffered.

I will speak for you… E NO GOOD!! 87% swag, 13% football. Make he dey go Coventry on loan jhor, taloni starboy ofo!

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Going from Garnacho and Rashford to Cunha and Mbeumo is our biggest upgrade in a very long time 😭 That stupid Argentine almost ruined my club

Hot take: Communication skill is more important than technical skills when you’re building your own product!

ASUU Strike“We are not in a military era. The language used shows a government out of tune with the general feelings of Nigerians.Tinubu

Life can truly humble you.

I must warn you that there is a small job market for BSc Biochemistry graduates. The only readily available job for you is a university lecturer. I am already occupying that role.

Forget DEI—I’m a Black woman serving as lieutenant governor in the former capital of the Confederacy. What more proof do you need that America is the greatest country on Earth?

Man Utd has a good squad that can go further with a coach who is less of a coward. You see that the midfield is drowning, and you refuse to tweak it, week in, week out.

This brother somehow got an assist on his worst day ever… I was part of those calling for him to be subbed off Fair play captain, that ball to Maguire, only you can make that pass!!

Matheus Cunha has not yet scored for Manchester United, but my word what a beautiful player, full of composure, skill, flair, courage and character. An incredible signing who is only getting started.

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Really hate the concept of hiding core information from a potential partner because “they’re not able to handle the truth.” What does that even mean? “Not progressive enough to handle the truth” So you that you’re progressive, why do you want a non-progressive person to choose

"Elon Musk must be a very capable leader, There's no way you could have Tesla and SpaceX without being a capable leader, It's impossible" -Jeff Bezos

Lege Miami said Seyi Tinubu's media team came to interview him for Seyi Tinubu's birthday well-wishing video, but his interview clip was cut from the video because he couldn't speak English fluently 😭

Looooool. I have no idea. My late husband didn’t have to ask me before I disclosed vital (and even unimportant) information about any and everything. People need to own their sh*t more. If you’re going to be so ashamed, you can never admit it , then you probably shouldn’t be

🚨🎥 | Arne Slot: "Manchester United have had a BETTER start to the season than the league table is showing." [@BeanymanSports]

Second outreach as a corper 🤲🤲